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Post by: JB88 on March 04, 2005, 06:22:01 PM: but haven't.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 04, 2005, 06:25:54 PM: Denise Richards. I hear she's single again.
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Post by: Tarmac on March 04, 2005, 06:59:20 PM: Two chicks. At the same time.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on March 04, 2005, 07:03:26 PM: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man
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Post by: SOB on March 04, 2005, 07:08:49 PM: You always wanted to do which man?

I'd like to go into space...I hear the moon is nice this time of year.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on March 04, 2005, 07:13:39 PM: I'd like to send you to the moon too. You'd probably eat the damn thing though.
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Post by: MrCoffee on March 04, 2005, 07:24:03 PM: Id like to sail on the Titanic.

:lol
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 04, 2005, 07:29:16 PM: Two chicks, one Denise Richards, in lunar orbit...

A micro gravity Wild Things....
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Post by: JB73 on March 04, 2005, 07:34:42 PM: shoot under par
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 04, 2005, 07:41:07 PM: Okay... Two Chicks, Lunar orbit, with Golf clubs.... this isn't working out....

..the Perfect Day for Her:

08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day for Him, Circa 1997:

06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blowjob
06:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport
08:15 DFW - Private Gulstream IV to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
14:30 Private Gulfstream IV, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
16:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
17:00 G-IV back to DFW, massage & hand job en route by a naked Denise Richards
18:45 S**t, shower, and shave
19:00 Watch CNN news flash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore
farm animal video released and authenticated.
19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
21:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
21:30 Sex with three women
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
23:45 Bed (alone)
23:55 Giggle self to sleep
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Post by: Raubvogel on March 04, 2005, 07:55:27 PM: I'd do nothing.
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Post by: Octavius on March 04, 2005, 08:15:36 PM: Post in this thread!

wait... i just did that... HA! I win.
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Post by: medicboy on March 04, 2005, 08:57:28 PM: See Metalica live at the Red Rock ampatheater in Colorado.

shoot 2 bull elk, first one 410"+ with my 300wsm, 500 yard shot, drops on the spot. second is same size but in the heat of the rut with a traditional recurve bow at 5 yards while he is in the middle of an earth shaking bugle..... :D Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it.

Can't post the 2 chicks thing, been there, done that, twice!!
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Post by: NUKE on March 04, 2005, 09:07:36 PM: Be a trillionaire
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Post by: Sikboy on March 04, 2005, 09:17:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Two chicks. At the same time.

No, that's the answer to the question "what would you do if you had a million dollars."

-Sik
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Post by: Nash on March 04, 2005, 09:20:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sikboy
No, that's the answer to the question "what would you do if you had a million dollars."

-Sik

... or an 8-ball. ;)
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Post by: Gunslinger on March 04, 2005, 09:21:54 PM: Holden love the time line. Sounds like a good day to me....cept the denise richards thing. could sub a few others in her place.

I think for me it would be to make a difference to somone. Call me sappy I don't know. I think a man is as much as his self worth and I only feel worthy of the life I live when I'm helping somone else make their life a tad bit better.

Yea there's all the "almosts" and "what if" girls in my life that the thread topic definatly applies to but I don't think that'd lead to actual fullfilment.

The most gratifying experience I've ever had was as a young Marine handing out toys to homless kids volunteering for "toys for tots" program. I never felt more worthy in my life. That feeling was better than any high....sexual, chemical, or physical that I've ever felt in my life.

Sorry for getting all sappy and sentimental in a "boys with their toys" type thread but that's my honest answer.
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Post by: JB88 on March 04, 2005, 11:53:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
Be a trillionaire

beer goggles nuke. i already gave it to you.

all i ask is a cut.

:cool:
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Post by: Sandman on March 05, 2005, 12:54:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
shoot under par

:aok
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Post by: Nash on March 05, 2005, 01:01:29 AM: You golf Sand?
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Post by: Schaden on March 05, 2005, 06:46:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Two chicks. At the same time.

Over rated, someone ALWAYS gets pissed off and you normally find you prefer one of the two more and concentrate on her.

erm..or so I've been told anyway.
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Post by: Sandman on March 05, 2005, 10:42:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
You golf Sand?

I used to golf a few times a month. Now... not so much. I basically suck. :)
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Post by: Nash on March 05, 2005, 11:21:25 AM: Awesome. I just picked the game up....

The plan is to go pro by this time next year.

:D
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Post by: RTStuka on March 05, 2005, 11:46:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
Be a trillionaire

I wanna sell astroturf. :D
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Post by: Skydancer on March 05, 2005, 12:23:52 PM: Fly a spitfire for real.

Become an astronaut.

Goose step across red square. ( might have a hope of doing that one )

See a desert ( might do that one day too )

That'll do me just fine.

I have a fine woman so no wants in that dept.

:aok