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Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2005, 02:52:44 PM
The link, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377818/)



I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Heretik on March 10, 2005, 02:57:51 PM
Stiffler and Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke? File this one under "crap"
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Habu on March 10, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
I actually watched the E Holliwood story for the show on TV last night. In it they said the destroyed an average of 2 69 chargers per episode. And they shot well over 100 episodes of the show.

I was sickened to hear that.

Not that many of them were made in the first place.

They started the show in 1977 I believe and finished in the early 80's so I am sure they were buying them up cheap. They were just old enough to be wearing out but were too new to be worth restoring.

BTW another little know fact. Daisy always had nylons on when she was in shorts. That is how they got her clothes past the network censors.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on March 10, 2005, 03:25:15 PM
If they destroyed an average of 2 '69 Chargers per episode, how many Chargers total did they destroy?  Cause not all those cars were '69s.  We used to make a game out of counting how many times in an episode we could spot things that were out of place for a '69 Charger.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: JAGED on March 10, 2005, 03:28:05 PM
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Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2005, 03:44:46 PM
Holly crap, found this when searching for numbers of destroyed chargers!

They sold the chargers cheap to Mopar guys who were apart of the charger registry! (http://www.angelfire.com/ms2/corndog05dukes/mcg293.html)


The 17 cars left got sold to members of the charger registry! cheap!


Story is very interesting.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2005, 03:46:49 PM
Star,
 Looks like the number is between 260 and 300 destroyed. Every jump killed one since they were unibody cars.
Title: Re: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Martlet on March 10, 2005, 03:47:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
The link, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377818/)



I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?


Deformed?  Are you on crack?
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2005, 03:52:12 PM
No 100% crack free. But if you think she is hot thats cool.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: boxboy28 on March 10, 2005, 04:55:34 PM
the cast:

 
Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg  makes wrong burt cant play a cop!  Bring Jacky Gleason back to life damn it![/B]

Willie Nelson ....  Uncle Jesse  makes it a ok movie  lol

David Koechner ....  Cooter Davenport
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Jarod Altimore ....  Deputy #2
Mitch Braswell ....  Out of Towner #1
Tobi Gadison Brown ....  Younger Cop (also as ?)
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline
Clay Chamberlin ....  Cooter's assistant
Carol Dupuy ....  Dignitary
Louis Dupuy ....  Joe Don Baker's (double) and Dignitary
Brian Edwards  
M.C. Gainey ....  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Lara Grice ....  Female Passenger
Nikki Griffin ....  Katie Johnson
Danny Hanemann ....  Older Cop
Kevin Heffernan  
Robin Knightwing  
Steve Lemme ....  Security Officer Dale
Jacqui Maxwell ....  Annette
Randy McDowell ....  Cooter Worker #1
Ritchie Montgomery ....  Trooper
Wayne Morgan ....  Prisoner #2
Jamin Olivencia  
Jack Polick ....  Deputy Cletus
James Roday ....  Billy salamanderett
Michael Roof ....  Dil Driscoll
Houston Rose  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
Kim Wall ....  State Trooper
Michael Weston ....  Enos
Jim Cody Williams ....  Security Guard Chip


the rest of the cast sucks  the big suxxcors
(http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif) - linky to pix no work.

theses the addy for it though
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/MG-1272r.jpg
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on March 10, 2005, 05:52:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Holly crap, found this when searching for numbers of destroyed chargers!

They sold the chargers cheap to Mopar guys who were apart of the charger registry! (http://www.angelfire.com/ms2/corndog05dukes/mcg293.html)


The 17 cars left got sold to members of the charger registry! cheap!


Story is very interesting.


I know the Mopar Special Events guys do a "Dukes of Hazzard" show every year, and try to get stars from the TV show to come sign autographs and such.  Catherine Bach usually shows up (and she still looks pretty darn good).
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Gunslinger on March 10, 2005, 06:28:08 PM
Eye candy

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Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: wklink on March 10, 2005, 11:47:09 PM
I'd heard they wanted J-Lo for the part but they couldn't find a set of Daisy Dukes big enough in the trunk for her.
Title: Re: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 11:48:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
The link, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377818/)



I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?


Heard it... I expect that this movie will spend all of two weeks in the theatres before they give up on it and then it'll be at your nearest Blockbuster one month after that.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: WilldCrd on March 11, 2005, 01:05:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
the cast:

 
Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg  makes wrong burt cant play a cop!  Bring Jacky Gleason back to life damn it!


Willie Nelson ....  Uncle Jesse  makes it a ok movie  lol

David Koechner ....  Cooter Davenport
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Jarod Altimore ....  Deputy #2
Mitch Braswell ....  Out of Towner #1
Tobi Gadison Brown ....  Younger Cop (also as ?)
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline
Clay Chamberlin ....  Cooter's assistant
Carol Dupuy ....  Dignitary
Louis Dupuy ....  Joe Don Baker's (double) and Dignitary
Brian Edwards  
M.C. Gainey ....  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Lara Grice ....  Female Passenger
Nikki Griffin ....  Katie Johnson
Danny Hanemann ....  Older Cop
Kevin Heffernan  
Robin Knightwing  
Steve Lemme ....  Security Officer Dale
Jacqui Maxwell ....  Annette
Randy McDowell ....  Cooter Worker #1
Ritchie Montgomery ....  Trooper
Wayne Morgan ....  Prisoner #2
Jamin Olivencia  
Jack Polick ....  Deputy Cletus
James Roday ....  Billy salamanderett
Michael Roof ....  Dil Driscoll
Houston Rose  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
Kim Wall ....  State Trooper
Michael Weston ....  Enos
Jim Cody Williams ....  Security Guard Chip


the rest of the cast sucks  the big suxxcors
(http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif) - linky to pix no work.

theses the addy for it though
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/MG-1272r.jpg [/B]



Hmmm boss hog not a cop he is a corrupt polititian.....but your right burt just dont fit the part....

rest of the cast sux? you must be a youngen
Quote
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline

Wonder Woman to the rescue, yeah she is older but id still hit it...twice on sundays:D :D
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: rpm on March 11, 2005, 02:01:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg
Willie Nelson.... Uncle Jesse
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
I smell
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Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on March 11, 2005, 02:18:53 AM
I have a hard time believing the "Lynda Carter" in this movie is the same one of Wonder Woman fame from so long ago.  Unless she's really hurting for cash.  She hasnt done a movie in years, why would such a classy lady put her name on a piece of trash like this?  Until I see something that identifies her as someone other than a woman who shares the same name, I dont think I believe it.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: TweetyBird on March 11, 2005, 02:28:27 AM
You cant believe the person who did "Wonder Woman" would do "Dukes of Hazzard" ????

well hit me in the head with a brick, but I smell sarcasm..
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: beet1e on March 11, 2005, 04:27:08 AM
Movie? Gawd, the TV series was bad enough - the paradigm of "no brainer". I can see why GTo likes it.
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: JB88 on March 11, 2005, 06:01:02 AM
america is obviously at its creative apex.

i mean, how much further could we possibly go?

could anything ever even hope to top it!?
Title: Dukes of Hazzard... The Movie.
Post by: Dinger on March 11, 2005, 06:11:23 AM
Starsky and Hutch made cash. The Dukes are a legend; of course a no-brain white trash film set in the south with Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes will sell itself.

... unless of course, they screw the pooch so bad noone wants to see it.

Looking at the writing/directing credits (alphabetical order):
Jay Chandrasekhar       
Jonathan Davis       written by
Kevin Heffernan       
Steve Lemme       
John O'Brien       
Paul Soter       
Erik Stolhanske   

Basically, except for the "written by" Jonathan Davis (for whom this will be the first film to come out), and John O'Brien (Cradle 2 the Grave and Starsky & Hutch)  all the other writing credits belong to a group of Colgate Fratboys who put out a couple of B films under the name "Broken Lizard" (one a Police Academy ripoff, the other a Scary Movie clone), which featured humour heavily based in the gross-out and obscenity genre.

So my review:

"Yee-haw, saddle up the general lee and jump every bridge in the holler to see this trashed-up, grossed-out revival of the old classic! Scott and Knoxville give the performance of their lives as good ol' boys Bo and Luke, while Willie and Burt keep the film's moral compass pointed due South! The plot's as subtle as the moonshine Bo degreases the engine with, but who cares! Watchout Daisy! This boar's coming home to nest -- with Oscar!"



Y'all do realize that after this, they'll remake the A-Team.