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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 09:27:51 PM

Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 09:27:51 PM
Alright, i've noticed that every woman I've met whose name happens to be Roxxane is extremely hot.

There is a Roxxane at work, who fits that description and then some.

Also, I've met some other Roxxanes who are also really hot.

Anybody has run into this?

Seems to me, to have that name you have to be hot.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 09:29:20 PM
I've never met a woman named Roxanne... ever.

I guess that means that all the women I know are ugly.

:)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 09:30:54 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
I've never met a woman named Roxanne... ever.

I guess that means that all the women I know are ugly.

:)


Too bad for you. You need to meet one. I'll bet she's hot. :)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 09:46:40 PM
A quick google image search for "roxanne"

(http://www.comicburn.com/images/roxanne.jpg)

(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~blythe/images/Tam2001/roxanne.jpg)

(http://www.cornellicf.org/images/team/roxanne.jpg)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 09:49:06 PM
Not fair Sandy.

I'll bet there are alot more hot ones on there. You probably skipped pages and found all the ugly ones.

:)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 09:51:19 PM
You said "every" not "most".

:D
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Storm7 on March 10, 2005, 09:51:57 PM
I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Dune on March 10, 2005, 10:07:52 PM
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Originally posted by Storm7
I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?


I would vote in on that one too.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 10:12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Storm7
I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?


I think you're on to something.

(http://flanmannu.4t.com/images/wow.jpg)

or this one (http://www.atozfabrication.com/images/SHAWNS_ROCKERS-HOT_CHICK.JPG)

:D
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 10:18:49 PM
Then again, maybe not.

(http://toplessjeepchick.homestead.com/files/dirtdiva.jpg)

Please note the bumper sticker, "Dirt Diva".

So, no... it's not her boyfriends Jeep. ;)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Storm7 on March 10, 2005, 10:23:27 PM
D*mn. Another perfectly good theory, blown to bits.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Dune on March 10, 2005, 10:28:57 PM
Maybe she's just the gas station attendant and it's not hers.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 10:29:57 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
Maybe she's just the gas station attendant and it's not hers.


Dirt Diva.

(http://toplessjeepchick.homestead.com/files/tjc.gif)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Storm7 on March 10, 2005, 10:30:07 PM
You mean, she may NOT be the "DIRT DIVA"???
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 10:31:52 PM
I still think I'm on to something with the Roxanne bit.

Every theory has its loopholes. :)

As far as the jeep thing goes, never seen any chicks driving a jeep. Will keep my eyes open though.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on March 10, 2005, 10:33:07 PM
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Originally posted by Storm7
You mean, she may NOT be the "DIRT DIVA"???


What do you think? :)

(http://toplessjeepchick.homestead.com/files/has03.jpg)

http://toplessjeepchick.homestead.com/files/has03.jpg
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Storm7 on March 10, 2005, 10:38:44 PM
If it is not hers, I bet her husband is .... very, very upset. (You may use a synonym of you choice)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: storch on March 10, 2005, 11:13:39 PM
I've known two roxannes and they were both very fine.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on March 10, 2005, 11:15:03 PM
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Originally posted by storch
I've known two roxannes and they were both very fine.


See? See?! :)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 10, 2005, 11:35:16 PM
I know a Roxanne.

Take the girls in the Roxanne  images a few posts up and run over their faces with a rototiller a fw times and they will still look like playmates of the year compaired to the Roxanne I know.

o,o,o,o,o,o just thinking about her gives me the heebee geebies
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Estes on April 14, 2005, 08:07:23 PM
Aha! I finnaly have a picture.

here (http://r0013636.hostultra.com/images/Roxxane.JPG)

Sorry for bringing up an old thread.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Lizking on April 14, 2005, 08:37:08 PM
Your theory is wrong:

(http://www.vickirene.net/girls04/roxxanne.jpg)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: eddiek on April 14, 2005, 08:59:06 PM
Have only known one Roxanne......butt ugly, thought she was God's gift to men, LONG nose with huge nostrils, and my wife (at that time) insisted I accept her as a "friend".
WRONG.
Nothing more than a two-faced, home wreckin witch.  She told my wife she wanted to "do me", then actually tried.  Didn't work, I kicked her to the curb....hope she enjoyed that 250 mile drive back home.
Hadn't thought of her in about 9 years.....thanks for reminding me, Estes.  :aok




























Just kidding, Estes.  But she WAS a dog with a capital D.  She and her husband had married, divorced, remarried, redivorced, remarried, etc....about 5 times that I knew of.  Definitely a tougher man than me.......I shudder to think of having to crawl in bed with that even once, much less on a nightly basis.  ;)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: sling322 on April 14, 2005, 10:27:34 PM
Your theory sucks.  I know a Roxanne who went out with a friend then he dumped her and another one of my friends picked her up....ended up marrying her and then divorcing her and his brother then married her.  And no....she is definitely not hot in any way shape or form.  Unless you like 5 ft tall 175 lb Latina women with crooked teeth....but to each his own.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 14, 2005, 10:39:27 PM
There was a smokin' Roxanne in my freshmen dorm.  She lived across from us on the other wing.  One night one of our buddies got lucky with her, right up against the thin curtains with a nice backlight.  Arrrr matey she cut a fine silhouette against that window.  We had half the dorm cheering him on from our suite.
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Skydancer on April 15, 2005, 08:36:04 AM
Sandman I didn't know they made Barbie dolls lifesize!:rolleyes:

As for the Roxanne thing don't put on the red light ;)
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Torque on April 15, 2005, 12:13:26 PM
Not in name, but i've notice that alot of beautiful ladies usually have a minute chickenpox scare mark somewhere on their foreheads.
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Post by: Elfie on April 15, 2005, 12:43:08 PM
I knew a girl named Roxanne in high school, she was definately NOT hot :(
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: TheDudeDVant on April 15, 2005, 01:35:55 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
You said "every" not "most".

:D


He said 'that you have met'...   hehe   you have not met the woman you posted images of. So therefor you have not disproved his theory. haha

I knew a roxanne once and she was way hot. I was young and she was older than me but it was much fun! hehe

Theory holds true by me!
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 15, 2005, 05:42:12 PM
How could you forget this one?  Geeze you guys are slippin.


http://www.tvacres.com/autos_jeep_daisyduke.htm
Title: Need help proving a theory.
Post by: Sandman on April 15, 2005, 06:18:23 PM
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Originally posted by TheDudeDVant
He said 'that you have met'...   hehe   you have not met the woman you posted images of. So therefor you have not disproved his theory. haha

I knew a roxanne once and she was way hot. I was young and she was older than me but it was much fun! hehe

Theory holds true by me!


Gawdamned BBS thread lawyers... :D