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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: NUKE on March 14, 2005, 06:22:59 PM
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let's here from all the potheads :)
I'm guessing there will be little response.
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hear.
-SW
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Huh?
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
hear.
-SW
Good one. :D
oops nevermind. Long day.... I thought you were making a joke. I can be so easily amused.
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Used ta be.
but
You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
That's just not fair, dude.
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Originally posted by NUKE
I'm guessing there will be little response.
Well only from the ones not currently stoned.
The rest will be too paranoid to fess up.
Kinda like pulling the blinds in your house out of fear that a cop driving by 50 yards away might see you and be able to tell the difference between a joint and a cigarette. IF he even see's you. and IF he even cares. LMAO
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someone called:)
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Originally posted by NUKE
]hey potheads...
Dave's not here, man.
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I gave it up for Lent. Give me a few more weeks and I'll respond with a "dude...."
If you'd like to meet some real life potheads in the meantime, feel free to check out some of the teachers at your local high schools (and many at your colleges), people that work in fairly important town posts, a few doctors, lawyers, other various crooks, and pretty much a few people from any given profession that doesn't require drug testing. And even then probably a few from jobs that do.
You probably couldn't find many in the army, however. From what I've been told they usually just stick to ecstacy and coke (out of your system quicker).
But I'm sure in my time I've always run into just the very, very rare exceptions :aok
- Drediock - LMAO :rofl
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hehe to funny.
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"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "
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Don't get that one.
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Originally posted by Swoop
"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "
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Don't get that one.
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That means when its 1:20 your time, its 4:20 somewhere.. So, go ahead! 8)
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Originally posted by Swoop
"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "
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Don't get that one.
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Yeah, me too.
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Originally posted by Vudak
I gave it up for Lent. Give me a few more weeks and I'll respond with a "dude...."
If you'd like to meet some real life potheads in the meantime, feel free to check out some of the teachers at your local high schools (and many at your colleges), people that work in fairly important town posts, a few doctors, lawyers, other various crooks, and pretty much a few people from any given profession that doesn't require drug testing. And even then probably a few from jobs that do.
You probably couldn't find many in the army, however. From what I've been told they usually just stick to ecstacy and coke (out of your system quicker).
But I'm sure in my time I've always run into just the very, very rare exceptions :aok
- Drediock - LMAO :rofl
The Dude has a point, I have found it amazing the amount of people who smoke. I mean growing up I had alot of friends that did, and in college most of my friends did. Then I started to find out that about 70% of the teachers did or had. Its really stunning when you start ot realize that there are more people who actually smoke pot than are against it.
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Originally posted by AWMac
Yeah, me too.
me 3
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well... how hard is it to be a teacher after all?
lazs
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hehehehe Chairboy beat me to it.
Tweakers/Twackers say hi too ;)
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im going to call the FBI on all of you who admitted to smoking pot.
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Go on then.
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Originally posted by Swoop
Go on then.
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was a joke from the AGW board maybe a year and a half ago....
someone mentioned something and i think udie said he was going to report the thread to the fbi or something.
if you were on those boards befroe it got shut down you'd know LOL
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Hey man it wasnt me................
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Originally posted by Swoop
"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "
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Don't get that one.
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From Snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htm)
Claim: '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint.
Status: True.
Origins: Odd terms sneak into our language every now and then, and this is one of the oddest. Everyone who considers himself in the know about the drug subculture has heard that '420' has something to do with illegal drug use, but when you press them, they never seem to know why, or even what the term supposedly signifies.
It's both more and less than people make it out to be. '420' began its sub-rosa linguistic career in 1971 as a bit of slang casually used by a group of high school kids at San Rafael High School in California. '420' (always pronounced "four-twenty," never "four hundred and twenty") came Is it 4:20 already? to be an accepted part of the argot within that group of about a dozen pot smokers, beginning as a reminder of the time they planned to meet to light up, 4:20 p.m. Keep in mind this wasn't a general call to all dope smokers everywhere to toke up at twenty past four every day; it was twelve kids who'd made a date to meet near a certain statue. It's thus incorrect to deem that '420' originated as a national or international dope-smoking time, even though the term began as a reference to a particular time of day.
These days '420' is used as a generic way of declaring one likes to use marijuana or just as a term for the substance itself. Its earliest connotation of having to do with the time a certain group of students congregated to smoke wacky tobaccy is unknown to the overwhelming majority of those who now employ the term. Indeed, most instead believe one or more of the many spurious explanations that have since grown up about this much abused short form:
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I was going to reply earlier... but I forgot.
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i never inhale
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I've seen people drool at the mere sight (maybe it was the smell)
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Not much in this world that is funnier than seeing a pothead literaly drool over nugs...... :D
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Hi GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got my perscription..
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Could you even smoke pot in the Military and get away with it? How does drug testing in the Military work etc. From what i know i think itd be easy if you wanted to. Once you enlist i know your drug testd at MEPS and again upon Arrival at Bootcamp, but is there any testing inbetween then? Or while serving and how does it work?
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Originally posted by Manedew
I've seen people drool at the mere sight (maybe it was the smell)
(http://www.potseeds.co.uk/images/serious/ak47.gif)
Mmmm....sticky green.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Manedew
I've seen people drool at the mere sight (maybe it was the smell)
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Dude I can smell that from here. :)
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anyone ever puke off pot?
1994
girlfriend's hippie mother's pot, the kind people smoke who had been smoking every day since 1967.... the pipe was shaped like jerry garcia's head, and the eyes glowed when you hit it.
cant stand the smell anymore. makes me nauseous big time.
that was the last time i smoked purple sticky punch
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ooooofffff!
:aok
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Dude I can smell that from here. :)
DANK!
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Originally posted by Slurpee
Could you even smoke pot in the Military and get away with it? How does drug testing in the Military work etc. From what i know i think itd be easy if you wanted to. Once you enlist i know your drug testd at MEPS and again upon Arrival at Bootcamp, but is there any testing inbetween then? Or while serving and how does it work?
Dunno about the policy of the US military, but it would really depend on the frequency of the testing. If you smoke once in a while it's either visible for a day or two or even not at all in some cases. If you are a 'pothead', meaning that you would use it daily it can be detected from urine from a week to a month. I wouldn't think a typical 'pothead' would be able to function in the army anyways. If they do expensive hair follicle tests it can be detected up to 3 months.
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I did lil bita research, Seems they test you once you sign up at MEPS during your physical and such, then again at MEPS right before you ship and then AGAIN at Bootcamp, after that active duty your randomly testd on a pretty average basis, aka about a month before you go to Bootcamp you better stop puffin.
i think you could smoke pot and function in the military easily, less physically harming and draining then alcohol, i mean if you didnt abuse it of course,i mean you cant be smoken 24/7 and function, no, but im sure you could smoke on your off days and return to duty perfectly fine. OH WELL:D learn somethin new everyday!
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as far as active duty is concerned, i had a buddy in the navy back in the mid 90's
he and some others were smoking almost every day someplace in seattle.
that dude came back one messed up drug addict. coke, pot, heroin, never talked to him again after about a month back. ran into him maybe 3 years later, looked like an aids patient.
really sad.
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bummer.
you know, i have known alot of pot heads in my life, but i have never had the misfortune of running into heroin or even the possiblility trying it around them.
not that i ever would have.
i guess that my wilder days were squarer than i had thought.
i cant even fathom the notion of smoking crack. i mean, what sort of idiot goes...oh...crack...hey, why dont i try that?
just don't get it.
fun is fun. nuts is nuts.
suicides are suicides.
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never touch the stuff
it makes my fingers sticky
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What IS 4/20 anway?????
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
What IS 4/20 anway?????
Look to the heavens for the answer you seek.
Or you could just scroll up 16 posts above your own.:)
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
What IS 4/20 anway?????
0.2
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Or you could just scroll up 16 posts above your own.:)
so much for the short-term memory loss theory.
:cool:
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How about askin the current pres? he admitted to smokin a doob or 2 now he sides with the DEA ...what a hypocrite.
Or how about Columbia, Mo police going door to door with a petition to reverse a law passed last election that makes havin weed a simple ticket with no record or jail time.
When was the last time a pothead went and shot up a place of work or flew jumbo jets into twin buildings?.....and for those who say it leads to harder stuff.....BS....harder stuff was already there and nobody forced crack on a crackhead..... There is a big difference between use and abuse. Those that abuse have issues other than their habit......
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See, I heard pot converts people to homosexuals...
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Look to the heavens for the answer you seek.
Or you could just scroll up 16 posts above your own.:)
I see a correlation here.
C-Hogs, Nikis, A-8's...all code for pot-smokers, I KNEW those 4X20MMs meant something far more sinister than a mere HO Monster.
WTG on the conspiracy, HiTech, you've been ratted out :aok
....gotta be on drugs to wanna fly a Niki anyway.....
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LOL...with a name like tweetybird it is a fit. It actually turns people into homo-sapiens
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Um - so whats wrong with "tweetybird"?
Do a little leg work, you might find that name in parculiar places...
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LOL......legwork....roflmao.. ..
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Don't know about what Snopes said about 420 but I heard that it was the police code for possession.
Kinda like Van Halen naming their studio and Eddie's amp 5150. '5150' is suppossed to be the police code for criminally insane.
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420..i really hate that saying..its like..Extreme sports brah...just some sayings a bunch of kooks use
i thought 420 was the number of molecules to make THC?
maybe it was just know that an once of high grade would cost more then an once of gold?
before....
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after
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