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Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: rod367th on March 15, 2005, 04:44:30 PM: How Can you tell God is not a woman?
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: rod367th on March 15, 2005, 04:48:19 PM: Because $#@%^ would taste like chocolate..............
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: john9001 on March 15, 2005, 05:15:20 PM: men and women are only needed to reproduce, god does not need to reproduce , so god is not a man or woman.
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: XNachoX on March 15, 2005, 05:50:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
men and women are only needed to reproduce, god does not need to reproduce , so god is not a man or woman.

What a freakin' killjoy you are...I bet you're a very boring individual.

I thought it was funny :)
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 15, 2005, 05:55:23 PM: Engineers were discussing what kind of engineer God was.

They were leaning to God being a structural or mechanical engineer, the musclular / skeletal system being what it is. Then the looked at the nervous system and brain and leaned toward God as an electrical, computer or IT engineer.

Finally they decided that God was a civil engineer. No one else would put a waste disposal facility in the middle of a recreational area.
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: john9001 on March 15, 2005, 07:24:17 PM: i don't know if it's funny or not , cause i don't know what '$#@%^" is , kinda kills the punch line.

now mcgroins joke is funny.
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 15, 2005, 07:48:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rod367th
Because $#@%^ would taste like chocolate..............

Just out of curiosity.

Just how do you know it doesnt?
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: Sandman on March 15, 2005, 08:03:05 PM: Caption: Yes, God is a man.

(http://www.zorra.be/images/Drank/Chivas%20Regal0102_ni.jpg)
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: bunch on March 16, 2005, 03:48:04 AM: i love poontang
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: storch on March 16, 2005, 11:15:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by bunch
i love poontang

we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings. :D
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: Hawklore on March 16, 2005, 11:40:39 AM: Dogma....

:)
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: Skydancer on March 16, 2005, 12:46:08 PM: "we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings."

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: Jackal1 on March 16, 2005, 01:18:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)

No Zulu, you are just one of the very few that last month couldn`t spell it , but now you R one.
Title: heard this on xm comedy radio
Post by: storch on March 16, 2005, 03:00:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer
"we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings."

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)
bah you are being lied to. want to buy a bridge? prime location I'll give you a good deal on it.