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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Airhead on March 17, 2005, 10:14:39 AM
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It's been pointed out to me that it's not fair to lump all people into the same bracket, even if they're foreigners, and I was wrong for doing so by automatically assuming all foreigners are Amerihaters, and placing them on ignore as a matter of policy.
I've decided to give the foreigners one more chance; indeed, I genuinely like most of you, and the ignore policy was as hard on me as it was on you.
However, because I'm American and in America we have to work for what we get, I have one small, small request to make you do a token amount of work to earn your way back into my good graces...
Change your sig line to "I Love America." Not forever, just long enough for me to see it. Do this one small thing and we can all be friends again.
:aok
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oh, and don't forget to sign the loyalty oath, collect your "friends of airhead" party pin and be sure to try some of this delicious completely harmless kool aid with us as we toast the end of our existance on this little hell we call earth.
cheers!
(you do realize that i am joking right?)
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Might I suggest "America **** YEA!"
instead?
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Sorry I guess I'll be ignored then!
Unless you care to post God Save the Queen!
;)
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GTORA does it count if I put all those words but in a different order? :D
JK. :p
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Can i not by some pr0n instead, contributing the the US economy. That way everyone's happy.:D
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So all I have to do to stay on "the list" is....nothing?
I'm too lazy to let a chanse like that just swim by.
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Originally posted by Skydancer
Sorry I guess I'll be ignored then!
Unless you care to post God Save the Queen!
;)
:D
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The Fascist regime.
They made you a moron.
Potential H-Bomb.
:cool:
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Originally posted by Skydancer
Sorry I guess I'll be ignored then!
Unless you care to post God Save the Queen!
;)
I'll do that. ready? here goes
God save the queen, I really mean it man.
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(http://images.lacoccinelle.net/photos/5/6/56025.jpg)
Oh all right then
America I love thee!
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I love America too. Maybe I should invade. Then I could set up a proper government.
Toad would give me advice on the finer parts of American living and would have to speak with an upper class English accent and spend a lot of time with a dog at his feet, drinking cognac by a fireplace.. Lazs and Nash on the nitty gritty stuff; they would be Advisors To The King And Dudes That Make Stuff Happen. Siaf I'd keep as a pet and see if I could get him to mate with other pets. Maybe female ones if he is obedient.
I'd make Airhead Foreign Minister of Domesticl Affairs and chief technical officer of USA Inc.
Of course I would have to import Saw to head our Anti-Intelligence Agency. Anti is harsher than Counter, so it's gotta be better, right?
Beetie I'd use for creating a Resistance Movement Maverick, Storch and the other republicans could hunt down. I'd arm both factions generously with Paintguns.
Ripsnort would be in charge of Religious Affairs. Only caveat is that he must get Minus to write all religious material.
Man, it's gonna be fun :D
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Oh thank you, I'll even renounce my citizenship even though it's St Patricks day no less. Please invade us and make us the 51st state.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Change your sig line to "I Love America." Not forever, just long enough for me to see it. Do this one small thing and we can all be friends again.
:aok
OK, but only if I can sit next to Stephanie next time we all have breakfast together. :p
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I love America
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Originally posted by cpxxx
Oh thank you, I'll even renounce my citizenship even though it's St Patricks day no less. Please invade us and make us the 51st state.
You DO realize God created whiskey to keep the Irish from conquering the world.
;)
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Originally posted by cpxxx
Oh thank you, I'll even renounce my citizenship even though it's St Patricks day no less. Please invade us and make us the 51st state.
Only if you keep Ted Kennedy over on the Isle, then and only then you can be the 51st State.
:D
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Ted Kennedy?, you ask too much. NO NO NO!
Airhead, I think you'll find we have conquered the world in spite of the Whiskey. :p All over the world today people are dressed in stupid green costumes, drinking green beer in Irish bars, listening to 'diddley eye' music and pretending to be Irish.
What other country would get away with celebrating it national day by parading down the streets of countries as diverse as Argentina, Russia or China not to mention nearly state of the Union.
I won't even mention U2.
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Rofl Santa.. As long as it involves mating, count me in.
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Originally posted by StSanta
Toad would give me advice on the finer parts of American living and would have to speak with an upper class English accent and spend a lot of time with a dog at his feet, drinking cognac by a fireplace..
Ok, let's iron out the obvious bugs in the plan right off.
1. You'd have to speak like a pilot. Around guys, #%^( should be used at least three times per sentence, more if necessary. Any accent is fine, however, as long as people understand you when you say #%^)
2. The dog should either be quartering ahead of you to find a bird, at heel or resting quietly at your feet.
3. Scotch, not cognac. When not Scotch, the drink is good beer or ale from a microbrewery. Beer and Scotch are pretty much equally viable. Cognac on occasion, and always when making the cream sauce for the medallions of antelope.
OK.. from there we have room to grow. Proceed.
CP: All over the world today people are dressed in stupid green costumes, drinking green beer in Irish bars, listening to 'diddley eye' music and pretending to be Irish.
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Ain't it the truth! And the only sounds of shots being fired during the revolution turned out to be the popping of corks out of whiskey bottles and the bungs from barrels of beer! A very peaceful takeover it was, too.
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Hei Airhead!
How do you like my compromise? :)
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Sshh! Nilsen don't blow it now.
You had your chance.. It's a chance of a lifetime. GRAB IT! :eek:
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Originally posted by cpxxx
Ted Kennedy?, you ask too much. NO NO NO!
Airhead, I think you'll find we have conquered the world in spite of the Whiskey. :p All over the world today people are dressed in stupid green costumes, drinking green beer in Irish bars, listening to 'diddley eye' music and pretending to be Irish.
What other country would get away with celebrating it national day by parading down the streets of countries as diverse as Argentina, Russia or China not to mention nearly state of the Union.
I won't even mention U2.
And considering that us Irish-Americans make up the second largest ethnic group in America...............
I surrender!
Just as long as you supply us with more whiskey and beer. :D
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
Sshh! Nilsen don't blow it now.
You had your chance.. It's a chance of a lifetime. GRAB IT! :eek:
Don't worry. I'm sure I can make the list later if I want too. I don't think its too hard given his standards. ;)
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Ignore lists are for those that take the Intardnet, i.e. BBS's, way too seriously. Seriously. Think about it.
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See Toad? That is PRECISELY why I %/#¤ need you in my government!
:cool: :D
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THAT is #$&^*(#$ obvious. ;)
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*rubs hands* :D
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"I want to be like pilots, soo surly and lazy"
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Don't worry. I'm sure I can make the list later if I want too. I don't think its too hard given his standards. ;)
The only thing you can post that'll land you on my ignore list again is one more pic of you wearing that studmuffingy sailor hat.
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Originally posted by Airhead
The only thing you can post that'll land you on my ignore list again is one more pic of you wearing that studmuffingy sailor hat.
Airhead, everyone hates you because you don't know how to love.
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now that's something you don't get to witness everday.
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by StSanta
I love America too. Maybe I should invade. Then I could set up a proper government.
Sorry bud, you're too late. I already invaded the USA last month.
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/fishu/gunfish.jpg)
Shooting at americans in the USA.
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note. image taken by 88 who happened to be standing behind fishu. 88 was aiming through his night vision sight.
the rest of the images are prohibited by decorum, but i assure you it was a short invasion.
:cool:
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Originally posted by JB88
note. image taken by 88 who happened to be standing behind fishu. 88 was aiming through his night vision sight.
the rest of the images are prohibited by decorum, but i assure you it was a short invasion.
Actually that was taken by my american accomplice.
A canadian was somewhere out there in the darkness... an armed canadian.
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Originally posted by Airhead
The only thing you can post that'll land you on my ignore list again is one more pic of you wearing that studmuffingy sailor hat.
This hat?
(http://www.alpinsiden.com/erik/F1000007.jpg)
Oh, I guess its bye bye then :)
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Whats up with the building in the upper left corner... has it been blown back by the atlantic winds?
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Optical illusion caused by the crossing cables.
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Prolly Siaf.
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
"I want to be like pilots, soo surly and lazy"
As a pilot I should resent that but I can't be bothered. Too tiring. :p
But I will offer these sayings:
What's the difference between a pilot and a jet plane?
The jet stops whining after it lands.
How do you know you've met a pilot at a party?
He tells you!
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
Optical illusion caused by the crossing cables.
My eyes says the other house is straight and the other is bend backwards.
So says the paint program, with a mere 4 degree variation in angle.
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Originally posted by Fishu
My eyes says the other house is straight and the other is bend backwards.
So says the paint program, with a mere 4 degree variation in angle.
the building just got a good look at Nilsen's hat and decided to relocate to America. it just lifted it's foundation and is starting to run away.
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Originally posted by storch
the building just got a good look at Nilsen's hat and decided to relocate to America. it just lifted it's foundation and is starting to run away.
A good point.. it is indeed leaning away from the hat.
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What is that boat doing on land?
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I never put somebody on the ignore list but u airhead (definitly air in it)
u be the first one arrogant sukker.
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LOL :aok