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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Octavius on March 17, 2005, 02:58:11 PM
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How would we identify your carcass?
oct:[list=1]-two scars from small lacerations on my right hand (2")
-Right knee reconstruction (3")
-Appendectomy (2-3")
-Not visible, but my right arm is going to fall off at the shoulder. Think I tore something nasty a few days ago.
-No broken bones
-Golden replacement 'member'... horrible smelting accident. (13" ... around.) :cool:[/list]
How about the rest of you tards? :)
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gigantic pe....
no.. i wont be that crude.
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1-1/2" scar just above my hairline on my forehead. Was chasing after my younger brother when I was around 6 trying to kill him for whatever reason...tripped and went superman into a brick fireplace.
1/2" scar just below lower lip where I bit through my lip after an abrupt halt due to a rock collision while sledding.
4" scar on my right back where an airplane wingtip suckerpunched me from behind.
1/2" scar on right palm from a dog bite.
"Welcome aboard" tattooed on my noodle. Oh, that's a movie.
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scar on right wrist (about 1" long half inch wide)-skateboard accident
3 round scars on right kneecap-unsure
small L shape scar just above upper lip-fell on a plastic chair when 3
good sized scar on right side of body-theres the truth, and the TROOTH, the TROOTH is a nasty incident involving 3 maidens, a dragon, and 300 of the evil lords men...
scar at top of belly button-surgury
scar behind left ear- amateur barber
various unimpressive scars on both arms-wrestling with fake christmas trees, moving furnature poorly and the like.
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Too many to list...reconstructive surgery took care of most of them though.
(http://www.cientifica.com/archives/robocop.jpeg)
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I keep my body in pristine condition by bathing in scented oils and lavender, and use oatmeal soap that smells like rose petals with a hint of jasmine.
My body is perfection and absolutely breathtaking.
-SW
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Scar on top of my head, swimming pool accident in Turkey 2"
Appendectomy 3 1/2"
Scars on both side of pelvis from a surgery 2 1/2"
Scars on both ankles from a surgery 2"
A bit mangled left forearm from a tree climbing accident.
Scar on my left hand from a bicycling accident. 1"
A small scar in left eye brow from a bicycling accident.
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-Weird scar/s on ear where sewn back on from a dog bite.
-Broken collar bone from playing bulldog
- nice star shaped scar on my forhead just above the hairline
-Tonsils removed as a child
-Wool die in the crotch area
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Had my appendix removed. Doc f*cked up and there were complication, so El Gigante scar there might be mistaken for a sword wound.
Right shoulder. Was bumped into the side of an AN-28 on exit in Russia. Didn't have any anti-nasty stuff with me, so it got infected.
Broken ribs - stupid low downwind front riser turn HP landing.
Busted knees, mogul(sp?) skiing.
Lower lip, all across. Baseball bat to the face.
RIght ear. Nearly tore it off running from girls who wanted to kiss me age 7. Man, that was stupid in so many ways.
That's it for now.
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I have burnt myself several times about the face, chest, neck and head.
Scars are from a silly little stunt I do. I cover myslef in lamp oil and light myslef on fire. People love it!
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scars
3" on back of head. Bicycle accident 7 years old.
3 1/2 appendectomy scar 12 years old.
Tip of left index finger either shrapnel or bullet, 18 years old.
1" on left forearm (skin graft for fingertip)
3" lower right back shrapnel or bullet, 18+ years old.
2"x2" over the breastbone from bullet and associated surgery, 18++ years old.
Right ankle, leg, hip, side, and arm from shrapnel, not quite 20 years old.
Over right eye, bridge of nose, second knuckle of left hand, right side of upper lip. A brief and bloody attempt to become a pro middleweight.
Sometime after giving up on pro boxing a brain cell kicked in and there have been no more scars. :D :D :D
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Good thing, too. Did you realise they were shooting at you?
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OK, here goes nothin
6" scar right shin...300lb roll of aluminum fell on my foot, bounced off my shin otw down
1" round scar next to that one....ran into something so long ago I can't remember
3" scar just over left knee....puncture from landing on the bottom half of a broken bottle
1 1/2" scar left mid-thigh.....splinter off of a pallet, about 3" long.
Various scars on my hands. Four that stick out...1 1/2" scar on left wrist....oyster shell
1/4" round plug out of the pad of my right index finger....another broken bottle
Base knuckle, left middle finger. Skin was laid back, kinda hard to describe....carrying trusses with a stoned co-worker(he popped me with a nail gun too, no scar from that one though:D)
V shaped scar, about 3/4" to each side, on the side of the pad of my right thumb......stupidity while installing a tin roof
1" scar in left eyebrow....tranny crossmember from an old el camino, tranny on top of it
1 1/2" scar in same eyebrow...tripped while carrying a doghouse with a tin roof, edge of roof caught me
1 1/2" scar in right eyebrow.....really can't remember where that one came from
2" scar just over my left temple....3 wood, neighbor kid hit me when I was 6, he had one hell of a followthrough in his golf swing
1 1/2" scar perpindicular to that one.....drunk, made it about two thirds of the way up the stairs. Tile landing hurt.
Upper left lip....some right handed MF'r
Upper right lip....some left handed MF'r
There might still be a small scar under my chin, busted it open a week after I got the stitches out of my head from the 3 wood.
I think that's it.
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Originally posted by Furball
gigantic pe....
no.. i wont be that crude.
Gigantic pencil pusher...
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Ya know....
There's a whole kinked-out sexual subgenre that has to do with folks gettin' their rocks off to people with amputations, or casts, or who are in some way disfigured.
Oct belongs to this club. Look back up through this thread... You're providing him with enough wank material to span several decades.
Do not feed this preevert.
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A few more posts and I'll be showing you my O face... OH, OH, OH!!!
patiently waiting for SOB to post... yeeeessss... my precioussss
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Originally posted by Octavius
patiently waiting for SOB to post... yeeeessss... my precioussss
If you build it, he will come...............
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Originally posted by Octavius
How would we identify your carcass?
Broken left humerous. Broken right fibula and surgical scars from repair.
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id'ing marks huh...
1/2" scar left upper lip, inside and out.
broken right foot
puncture wound scar above right knee, 1/4" dia
entry (back side) and exit (front) wounds from a 9mm, right calf
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- Small scar in top center of forehead. Smashed bottle against it in drunken speech, something about going to live forever. Audience stunned.
- Scar on right thumb from bow-saw accident. Was cutting down some public trees at a school to make an oar for a "raft" we built when I was 10 or so. Got home from hospital to find a real oar in shed.
- Scar on right ring-finger, palm side. Age <10. Was cutting heads off GI Joe's with a knife (Farmington's a pretty boring place). Sucker slipped.
- Right knee cap is pretty much scarred to hell. And no, I don't have good balance (jerks :p ) - it's from hockey.
- Scar on right eyelid from taking a follow through from a slapshot right into it. Honestly thought I lost it for a few minutes. Oh well... There went my pretty face :D
Well, ok, now you all know what I look like and what my battle wounds are... I guess I might as well clear things up and tell you that my favorite color is red :p
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I've had over 100 stitches, several broken bones etc...but after reading Mrbill's post, the rest of us are a bunch of pusssies.
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Lots of scars on my hands
Scar on inside of right elbow when a piano bit me while moving it.
Scars on my left ass-check from sliding down a mountain in shorts (accidently mind you)
Scar on right hip from trying to dive and pull the flag off a ball-carrier in a flag-football game.
Scars on chin from getting helmets under my facemask during high school football.
3 inch scar on my right forarm from something
Several small scars around my right knee from ACL replacement surgery
Scar down my right shin received from catching the exhaust pipe on my dad's 1950 New Yorker
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So basically, I am the most magnificent man ever and you all are some beat up pieces of maggot infested dog crap.
Flock to me ladies, for I am beautiful!
-SW
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
So basically, I am the most magnificent man ever and you all are some beat up pieces of maggot infested dog crap.
Flock to me ladies, for I am beautiful!
-SW
Yeah, but what really turns them on is your sense of humility. ;)
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Indeed, I am only packing a vienna sausage.
-SW
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Right eyebrow scar-5 stitches, rugby
Chin scar-5 stitches, brother fight
Ankle scar-2 inches, stingray
Heel scar-1 inch, knife
Inside right elbow scar-3 stitches, coke machine
Knee and elbow scars-motorcycle accidents
Right and left forearm scars-300# test leader breakage
Left eye corner scar-dog bite
Forehead scar-coffee table
Right hand, four finger scars-bluefish
Left hand, 2 finger scars-wahoo
Right forearm, underside-3 stiches, trash compactor
Right little toe, mangled-transimision jack
Never had a broken bone, though, other than most of my fingers and toes from riding dirt bikes.
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pusssies
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fat arse grafted to computer chair
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When I was off playing soldiers the way we did it was every man in the unit was issued with a battle id number of 3 digits, we then wrote the number on the inside flap of our shirt pockets, on the inside of our belts - webbing and we threaded spare dog tags into our boot laces.
Wearing dog tags around your neck is a pain in the ass, so we'd loop them around our belts and let them hang down into the wound dressing pocket on our combats.
The reason for this was the year prior to my service a Ratel Micv burnt out during Operation Smokeshell, it took a RPg 7 hit to the driver compartment and brewed up killing all the crew, identification was very difficult.
http://www.acig.org/artman/publish/article_183.shtml
http://www.acig.org/artman/publish/article_193.shtml
Some interesting sites on air to air war in Angola in the 1980's
http://uk.geocities.com/sadf_history1/dfrench.html
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Extra skin on the index and middle knuckles from pushups, and a few suture points on the left annular middle section where a stroller folded onto my finger back when I was two or three.
That's it really, besides I think scars on me look more like having missed myself instead of knowing better and avoiding damage, rather than proud memories.
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Scar over right eye, partly hidden by eyebrow. - Fell over when I wuz 3.
One molar missing, midway down right side. - Cracked it in a scrap, bit fell out about 5 years later.
Three wisdom teeth present, top left missing. - 3 came through fine, one didn't come through fine.
Half inch scar over index finger, right hand - missed and punched the wall, external fracture. Index finger broke through the skin where the finger meets the hand and was an inch shorter.
Lots of little scars over hands and forearms. - All kindsa ****, usually dont notice until I realise I'm leaving a blood trail.
Three inch long scar, left forearm. - bike crash
Pin holding right elbow together. - bike crash.
Small scar on right pectoral. - some little ****** throwing darts one time.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
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Lots of scars...but today my battle wound is my darned back. All I did was cough this morning...then fell to the floor. I'm hobbling around like an old man now.
:mad:
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well I'd like to say I had some plates welded to my skull but that would'nt be true now. Just scratches and bruises.
:D
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When I read MrBill's post I realised I have lived a charmed life. Despite flying aircraft, riding motorcycles, serving in the military and living in a country racked by thirty years of terrorism. I have so far managed to never see a single dead body in the street, heard or seen a bomb go off, hear shots fired in anger, seen a car crash, get mugged, see anyone die in front of me or had a near death experience. All the wars I lived through only happened on TV.
I really should be more careless.
But I have three scars, three pathetic scars, appendix, a small scar on the chin where I took a punch and a nice zig zag scar on my thumb from an operation to try an unlock it when broken bones fused after a motorcycle accident.
My life was dull beyond belief despite my best efforts.
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10 x 0.5 inch scar on right arm from MC accident (a moron did a u-turn on the crest of a hill)
Buggered neck caused by landing on my head at 80kph from above accident.
1 inch scar over right eye, Bro threw a coke bottle at me when I was about 12
1 inch scar on back
bugger knees and shoulder from another MC accident (bird pulled out of a blind corner)
2 inch scar on bottom of right foot, got this from jumping on a glass
many small scars all over the place from child hood stupidity and chicken pox
BUT the defining feature (and bond lovers should know what this is) a superfluous left nipple :eek:
.... Actually I think the defining feature would be the 140Kgs, (main reason why I fly BUFF's):lol
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I think it is nice that none of you are old enough or unlucky enough to have been injured.
lazs
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Ya know considering everthing I do consider myself to be dammed lucky, I can still see, hear, talk, type, walk, run (slowly :p ) Ride (most important) and blow your bases from here to kingdom come:D
So when you consider all the crap that has been thrown at/in this body I am doing pretty dam well :aok
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6" Scar over forehead ( frontal labotomy)
actually...
4" scar back of head ( bar brawl)
5" scar left side (shotgun wound) Nuther bar brawl
3 shatterted knuckles ( yet another bar brawl) just kidding, football injury
6 broken ribs ( car accident)
2 broken fingers other hand ( same car accident) Totaled a FIAT X-1/9
2 cracked lower legs ( Hockey Fight,, donut had one of them aluminium shafts, And i was too poor to afford shin gaurds) street hockey league
2" scar front upper forehead ( you got it!!!! bar brawl, knife cut)
6" cut right lower abdomine, Herinia operation ( born with it, operation at 6 years old)
8" scar LEFT lower abdomine, Testicular cancer operation 1994
Right forearm 4" scar exploding pepsi bottle ( Don't ask)
Broken Nose, cracked from forehead to tip of nose( BINGO!!!!!! Street fight!!!) I actually won that one,LOL.
Broken right pinky toe ( Running away from a bar fight)
6" scar over right knee, ( commercial tape cutting machine) Found out it cuts more than tape
P.S. Scar = needing stiches
8" scar lower/lower left abdomine, second cancer operation Late 1994
2" scar left eyelid ( sleding accident)
Just slap some duct tape on me and I'm good as new.
NUTTZ
NUTTZ
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Several thin 5 " scars across forehead done by Doctor to prevent the skin from ripping as head was swelling. Jump malfunction.
1/4 " scar bridge of nose. Jump malfuntion.
1/2" scar right side of eye socket, wire still inside to keep eyeball in. Jump malfunction.
1 1/4" inch Treachea scar on neck. Jump malfucntion.
right elbow/fore arm various scars, punture scars and road rash.( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfunction, Motorcycle crash)
Right wrist steam burn left 4" x 3" scar. Unauthorized Husband in Kitchen.
Center right hand 2" scar from knife attack.
Right index finger 1/4" scar from broken bottle.
Left arm/fore arm various scars, punture scars and road rash. .( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfuntion, Motorcycle crash)
Left and Right legs, various scars, punture scars and road rash.( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfuntion, Motorcycle crash)
Various scars and zipper scars on my lil buddy. Not focusing at things at hand.
Just a few that come to mind.
:D
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I keep my body in pristine condition by bathing in scented oils and lavender, and use oatmeal soap that smells like rose petals with a hint of jasmine.
My body is perfection and absolutely breathtaking.
-SW
Can I have a bite?
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pusssies.
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Does anybody else keep thinking of the "None shall pass" scene from the Holy Grail when reading this thread?
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Can I have a bite?
I knew you home schooled pansies were the damn ghey
:rofl
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4 stiches; zap gun wound to right butt cheek
10 stiches; lower lip, playing second base, softball, 250 pounder tried to bull his way in.
5 stiches; hockey stick to right side of face. high sticking was called.
7 staples; gunshot graze to right tricep. canoe trip in the catskills, portaging around a freshly down tree. farmer claimed he was shooting at muskrats.
3 stiches, left knee, scope surgery for torn acl.
3 stiches; reattached skin on knuckle, middle finger; construction accident.
5 staples; razor cut to left hip.
5 dermal abrasion treatments, chemical burns, industrial accident.
6 staples, right wrist, cancerous cyst removed.
afool
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Two lines of stitches under the chin. 5'9" frame with balding pate, weak chin and pot belly. Frog-butt, with no hips, that attaches directly to my spine.
In addition, my accoutrements would be a "dead" giveaway;
Ten-gallon hat
Ivory-handled 45's with hand-tooled, silver-studded holsters
Dingo boots
Red, white, and blue super-suit with matching red-cape.
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Yummie what a testosteron filled topic... I can't resist :D
Most of them as a scout (boy scout... you know the youth movement?)
1 1/2 inc (4 cm) scar both underside and upside of right foot. Jumped from a roof on a rather sharp iron pins sticking out of armed concrete (old WW2 bunker). Wearing thin soles my right foot went straight through. age 11 (scout)
4 inch scar just left of my right shinbone. Mate was chopping wood with an axe and the axe itself came loose from the handle and nested itself in my righ lower leg. Age 12 Was deep too. (scout)
1 inch scar left back shoulder. Angry mate throwed a pocket knife at me (scout), don't know how old I was back then.
1 inch scar on my left sheek. Runnin through woods chasing someone (game) a tree branch hit me right in the face. Stitches went bad and made it a rather bad scar. My girlfriend likes it tho :D
Not a scar but a bump in my skull... hit the ground head first playing rugby. Got up a few mins later, next day at school I fainted. Rather bad concussion.
1 1/2 inch scar stopping a knife during a fight. I was pushing the guy because I didn't believe he would stab. When he did I thought better my hand than something else. 18
Both knees operated, miniscus (don't know the word in english) removed. Rugby is hell for the knees.
Broken rib (left side) near the breastbone. It's still a bit lower then the others... Did a jumping course with the Belgian 1st parachutist-commando brigade (they do that during summer holiday for kids). Landed wrong.
So I think I classify for the darwin awards :D Scouts sure can be dangerous.
What's funny do is how those scars change over time. For example... the one on my right lower leg started out about 2 inches below my knee... but now (28 so 16 years later) it's about 2 inches above my foot. So it's moved a couple of inches down :D