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Title: Busted!
Post by: gofaster on March 22, 2005, 12:30:48 PM

Has anybody already posted this?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=99&ncid=720&e=2&u=/ct/20050318/cr_ct/manarrestedinassaultonsheep

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Man arrested in assault on sheep

Fri Mar 18, 2:43 PM ET  
 

By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV

(Court TV) — Terry Patterson's sheep can sleep easily at night again.

   

Suspecting that his livestock were the subject of unwanted nighttime attention, Patterson decided to install a surveillance system in his barn. In the early hours of March 8, the Pennsylvania farmer's suspicions proved correct when he caught Bruce Englar having sex with one of the animals.


Lt. Mark Bentzel of the Northern York County Regional Police department said that when Patterson's alarm system went off, the man first called police and then went to check on his animals. The farmer peered into his window and saw Englar, 53, engaged in intercourse.


Patterson yelled at the intruder to stop what he was doing. A police officer patrolling nearby heard the commotion and arrested Englar.


According to the newspaper The York Daily Record, the officer reportedly found twine in the suspect's back pocket. Englar had allegedly used portions of the rope to tie down the animal before engaging in the sexual act.


Englar denied any wrongdoing and instead told police that he was just petting the sheep, the report said.


He was charged with burglary, trespassing, criminal attempt of sexual intercourse with an animal, and possession of instruments of a crime. He was released on $10,000 bond from the York Court Prison.

Title: Busted!
Post by: slimm50 on March 22, 2005, 12:33:03 PM

So...what's his handle in AH?

Title: Busted!
Post by: Chairboy on March 22, 2005, 12:33:29 PM

I grew up on a farm, and my understanding is that 'petting' is traditionally done with the hand, not the organ in question.

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Post by: SunTracker on March 22, 2005, 12:33:44 PM

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Englar denied any wrongdoing and instead told police that he was just petting the sheep, the report said.

Yeah, petting it with his weiner.

Title: Busted!
Post by: Muckmaw1 on March 22, 2005, 12:40:53 PM

I know I'm going to get it for this....


But should this really be a crime?

How do we know the sheep did not lead him on?

;)

Title: Busted!
Post by: Chairboy on March 22, 2005, 12:43:04 PM

Oh, ewe are such a baa-aa-aa-aa-aa-d girl.

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Post by: T0J0 on March 22, 2005, 12:52:10 PM

I thought JB88 had been fairly quite for the last week....

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Post by: AWMac on March 22, 2005, 04:12:20 PM

:eek:

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Post by: eskimo2 on March 22, 2005, 05:29:30 PM

With farmers like that, none of us are safe!

eskimo