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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Wolfala on March 24, 2005, 08:56:50 PM
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Anyone notice how busted up this ***** looks lately?
(http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/050404/bspears2.jpg)
But I guess the real question is: Is she just really bloated from downing a six-pack of Miller Lite and a bag o' Cheetos, or is Britney Spears PREGNANT?
(http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/050404/bspears4.jpg)
(http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/050404/bspears6.jpg)
Either way, males be wary of what your girlfriend / wife can metamorph into!
Wolf
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Was she raised in a trailer park? She looks like it now lol.
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Sure looks preggie to me.
Stupid kid
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Tough Crowd...
Man, you guys are beginning to sound like the conversation at the Hair Salon. Ok hands up, who's been secretly reading "Elle" and eating lowfat icecream?
Worried,
SEAGOON
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I'd still do her.
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she uglier then a cow in a dress
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I'd hit it.
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Mmmm early term pregos. They get a couple degrees warmer inside and their breasts get firmer :)
Oh and as far as B Spears, anybody who says they wouldn't hit it is either a nerd in deluded denial or ghey.
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Hmmm... I seem to have misplaced my rat's ass.
Spears needs to fade back into the trailer park she came from.
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Originally posted by Sandman
Hmmm... I seem to have misplaced my rat's ass.
LMAO
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i'd hit it
3 times baby!
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You can take a girl outa the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park outa the girl.
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Tonya Harding with a stage routine and a barely passable singing voice.
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Punches
Badmouthing Tonya Harding is fightin' words
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I have a picture of Britney (fully clothed) that I don't dare to post here.
Or should I...
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That girl looks like crap and always has. Never could figure out why so many think she is/was a hottie.
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While you'r thinking Nilsen, I'll give your hands something to do in the meanwhile.
http://www.crapville.com/games/ticklegirl.asp
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:cool:
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Internet flight sim nerds are AWESOME!! They got the physique and the ruggedly handsome looks that all the chicks dig.
Of course she wants all of you, just remember to make her beg first.
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Originally posted by Furious
Internet flight sim nerds are AWESOME!! They got the physique and the ruggedly handsome looks that all the chicks dig.
Of course she wants all of you, just remember to make her beg first.
LMAO :lol :lol
But ya.. I'd still only kick it outta bed for more room on the floor.. 8)
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Originally posted by Wolfala
(http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/050404/bspears6.jpg)
im still trying to figure out what is dislikable about this pic wolf..?!?
nice chest, hairstyle that i personally like, bad color dress is about all.
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Well, it's now official since JB73 chimed in... "Trailer park princess #1!".
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hey, i hear trailer park chicks are kinky ****** ; )
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I used to just love boobies.
But now I like legs and bellybutton too and actually hold them as more important then boobies because boobies can be put there aftermarket if there is any lacking thereof.
Legs and bellybutton cannot.
Actually you can get anything fixed up with aftermarket parts now. Sometimes you don't even need to go aftermarket, they'll just relocate your existing tissue.
as for the trailer park princess... I'd hit it. I'd even let y'all watch and then fight over sloppy seconds.
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Originally posted by Furious
Internet flight sim nerds are AWESOME!! They got the physique and the ruggedly handsome looks that all the chicks dig.
Of course she wants all of you, just remember to make her beg first.
yeah
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To all you Britney lovers
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.swf
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
To all you Britney lovers
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.swf
that was around back when the internet was 2600 baud
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i'd hit it
Not I. She lost me when she walked into a public restroom barefoot.Twice. Friggin nasty:rolleyes:
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ther's the hick in her comming out LOL
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Originally posted by rpm
You can take a girl outa the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park outa the girl.
:aok
:D
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source (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i7416)
Britney Spears Arrested in Insurance Fraud Scams
by Morgan Truce
NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer. It appears that not only did Britney Spears lie about pre-existing injuries to her knee when she applied for insurance coverage, she also neglected to reveal that she had undergone a complete skin transplant to treat a raging acne condition, broke two wrists and a foot in a bar-room brawl, and had three botched breast implant procedures. Worst of all, she failed to divulge that she was incapable of singing or dancing without the aid of cables and wires strung from above the stage.
According to the court papers, insurers are alleged to have refused to pay her claim because it was stated on insurance applications that Ms Spears had no pre-existing injuries. The documents state that Ms Spears had in fact undergone "minor orthopedic surgery" on her left knee four years and 11 months before filling in the form.
Ms Spears' lawyers refer to the "failure to recall the injury" as an "innocent omission" that was "not material" to the insurers' decision to provide coverage.
Britney Spears was forced to cancel a whole season of touring after breaking both knees on a trip to the restroom. A team of investigators has as yet been unable to uncover the details of the mishap. “We are going to get to the bottom of this,” said New York Detective Andy Sipowicz. “We got her in the pokey until her lawyers get here to make bail. She’s one tough broad that Britney Spears. I gave her the yellow legal pad, but she’s refusing to write a single word. I sent Bobby in there to work a number on her with the ‘good cop’ routine.
Out on the street, hundreds of Britney Spears fans had to be controlled by a squad of riot police.
In London, a well-placed man in the insurance industry known simply as “Lloyd” said, “Britney Spears will never get any money from us.”
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BS has certainly gone downhill in the last couple years. She had everything going for her, (except talent of course), and her poor decisions have cost her a career.
Its a shame really. At least she should have enough money to live off the interest for the rest of her life, if she has the brains to do just that. (doubtful)
dago
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Originally posted by JB73
ther's the hick in her comming out LOL
73!
I'd hit that chit.
Karaya
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...and yet she still wouldn't touch anyone here with a ten foot pole! :p
Tronsky
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I was listening to the news one evening and I heard that she is 3 months pregnant. Dont know if it is actually true or not. The reporter was Mike Evans the uber hollywood finder-outer of sutff. (Do google search)
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Originally posted by GScholz
She'd better not swim in our waters. She'd risk getting harpooned.
maaan
:rofl
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I'd harpoon her.
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Read in the news a couple months back, that on a flight from NY-La or something britney took her shoes of, and stunk up the plane so bad that the flight crew asked her to put her shoes back on, chicks aint supposed to stink like that.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
In London, a well-placed man in the insurance industry known simply as “Lloyd” said, “Britney Spears will never get any money from us.”
Now that's some sunny fhit. 'Ol Lloyd, in London.
Oh and who gives two squirts about what she looks like, are anything about her really. Is it really that important?
Sad and pathetic. "I'd hit it" Ha, like you would have a chance. Most of you need to get off the computer and go outside for a change. Get a hooker if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.
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You guys forgot the most important part to any trailer part trash, the hypodermic needles. Oh maybe some oxycontin "hillbilly heroin". What were you all thinking?:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Drunky
if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.
You mean I should stop writing that in my physical assesments at work ?
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Originally posted by Drunky
Sad and pathetic. "I'd hit it" Ha, like you would have a chance. Most of you need to get off the computer and go outside for a change. Get a hooker if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.
Someone needs a hug.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1112067342_hugcert.jpg)
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I'd pound her like a broken record.