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Title: Best Part Of A Woman?
Post by: Airhead on March 29, 2005, 09:51:01 AM: Since y'all called me "weird" cause big boobs don't turn me on, what's your most favorite part of a woman?

For me it's the area behind her ear, curving down her neck into her shoulder- that looks so feminine and vulnerable to me, and whenever I've lightly brushed my lips against a woman's neck they've uh....seemed to like it.

Another area that turns me on is behind the knee... a light caress also gets positive results from ones lover.

Of course the sexiest part of a woman, by far, is thier mind. Women are complex and simple, stormy and calm... But most of you wouldn't understand the subtleness of proper love making because you're too busy gawking at flopping boobs on the Internet.
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Post by: eskimo2 on March 29, 2005, 09:56:26 AM: I’m not into big boobs either, small and perky is better.

I’ve never understood the T or A debate; to me its all V.

eskimo
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Post by: midnight Target on March 29, 2005, 09:58:39 AM: legs.
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Post by: moot on March 29, 2005, 10:07:56 AM: How congruous the whole of her is.
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Post by: Gunslinger on March 29, 2005, 10:08:04 AM: To me it's the mouth in it's sexiest form.....CLOSED! ;)
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 29, 2005, 10:17:14 AM: A very large check book balance really winds my clock.
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Post by: Callisto on March 29, 2005, 10:18:25 AM: Looong legs and nice but... rest can be easly fixed...:D
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Post by: Curval on March 29, 2005, 10:25:09 AM: I don't think you are weird. Here's what I posted in that thread:

"Boobs are overrated...hell SOB has bigger boobs than my wife.

(I can say that because he has me on ignore over here)

I'm a vagina man myself."
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Post by: Monk on March 29, 2005, 10:26:24 AM: Neck.
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Post by: slimm50 on March 29, 2005, 10:43:19 AM: IN credibly firm thighs.:D
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Post by: Heretik on March 29, 2005, 11:17:10 AM: Eyes. Although large..... tracts of land never hurt either.
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Post by: Creamo on March 29, 2005, 11:21:37 AM: She rubs my feet everyday, and does the dishes.

It's true. End of thread.
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Post by: Heretic on March 29, 2005, 11:23:17 AM: long firm legs and a flat belly gets me going every time.
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Post by: Creamo on March 29, 2005, 11:49:13 AM: Long legs won't do watermelon for a baked on lasagna pan SEgunner. And your feets won't feel all cracked and rubbed right either.
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Post by: Roscoroo on March 29, 2005, 12:15:50 PM: butt antlers
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Post by: Hawklore on March 29, 2005, 12:27:42 PM: Boobs at a moderate size, flat stomach, nice but, nice formed legs.. And nicely formed hips! not butt but hips..

The hour glass figure really turns me on..
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on March 29, 2005, 12:37:40 PM: The not crazy part. I'm not certain that part exists yet.
-SW
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Post by: Cerceuilvolant on March 29, 2005, 12:47:16 PM: Her belly (flat of course), from the navel to her 'reproductive' organ'. Nmmmm, when you progressively lick from the navel to to her... I LOVE the odor of kittycats (you can say whatever you want, I did it with 8 french women so far and one german, and the only one who stinked was the german one...).
Title: Re: Best Part Of A Woman?
Post by: mosgood on March 29, 2005, 12:55:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead

Of course the sexiest part of a woman, by far, is thier mind. Women are complex and simple, stormy and calm... But most of you wouldn't understand the subtleness of proper love making because you're too busy gawking at flopping boobs on the Internet.

So, in other words... your GAY! :rofl
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Post by: parker00 on March 29, 2005, 01:01:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mosgood
So, in other words... your GAY! :rofl

That's kinda what i was thinking :)
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Post by: Connection on March 29, 2005, 01:56:11 PM: The vagina.
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Post by: Nilsen on March 29, 2005, 02:48:48 PM: Whatever part that makes her go to sleep.
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Post by: koda76 on March 29, 2005, 03:19:43 PM: Deaf, Mute, Nympho who owns a liquor store gets me goin and if she doesn't have any arms or legs then a flat head fills the bill...uh oh i'm gettin a woody
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Post by: john9001 on March 29, 2005, 03:19:53 PM: what are "butt antlers"?
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Post by: GreenCloud on March 29, 2005, 03:25:41 PM: azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

isnt that whta you always see from behind anyways/>?

and..btw,,,,

wheres the pics of those jap[anses bathoing suits?/ Did i hear the camel toe clinkin in?>..

Bean covers..lolol
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Post by: FUNKED1 on March 29, 2005, 03:30:29 PM: Butt antlers are a type of tatoo popular among trailer park denziens, strippers, potatos, etc.
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Post by: 2stony on March 29, 2005, 03:33:31 PM: Belly buttons!

:aok :aok
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Post by: killnu on March 29, 2005, 03:44:11 PM: best part of a woman?hmmmmm i couldnt think of a certain part, i have to have the whole package, just the woman in general i guess.
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Post by: wombatt on March 29, 2005, 04:01:01 PM: I guess I'm greedy LOL.
I like all of the woman.
Except the part when they get crabby and whinny LOL.

But if I had to pick one part I would say the eyes do it for me.
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Post by: Airhead on March 29, 2005, 04:21:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Butt antlers are a type of tatoo popular among trailer park denziens, strippers, potatos, etc.

Who you callin a potato??? I have butt antlers!! :mad:
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Post by: john9001 on March 29, 2005, 05:00:24 PM: Butt antlers are a type of tatoo popular among trailer park denziens, strippers, potatos, etc.
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thank you, i now add a new phrase to my vocabulary.
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Post by: Skydancer on March 29, 2005, 07:48:58 PM: A pretty face is important! First bit I look at!

As for Boobs, anything more than a handfull is a waste and looks real bad as they get older or means too much excess flesh elsewhere!!

A cute Bum ( butt) is a must too.
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Post by: Creamo on March 29, 2005, 08:07:38 PM: Were you Zulu7 before Skydancer? You both seem equally retarded.
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 29, 2005, 08:14:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Were you Zulu7 before Skydancer? You both seem equally retarded.

Heehee. You gonna get him all whiney and whimpering again ya big ole meany . :D

Zulu/Americon/Skyprancer is a tender ,young, tortured creature who is totaly misunderstood. He just wishs to be left alone to merrily bash the U.S. and it`s way of life that he is so allergic to and jealous of.
He is a tender young flower in a field of cockleburs. ;)
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Post by: lasersailor184 on March 29, 2005, 10:25:13 PM: I'm going to need a picture of these butt antlers for reference.
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Post by: Dago on March 29, 2005, 10:26:13 PM: The best part?

The crunch nugget center.

dago
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Post by: Airhead on March 29, 2005, 10:43:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
I'm going to need a picture of these butt antlers for reference.

Sure, Laisorsailor- is your email up to date? I have a really good one where I'm bent over playing x-box, so you see my plumber's butt as well as my antlers. I hope you like it.
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Post by: JB88 on March 29, 2005, 10:46:10 PM: eyes.

then overall shape.

then scent.

then small of her back.

personality seals the deal.

:aok
Title: Best Part Of A Woman?
Post by: Airhead on March 29, 2005, 10:59:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
eyes.

then overall shape.

then scent.

then small of her back.

personality seals the deal.

:aok

It's the eyes that reveal the personality, and scent...yes, scent is o so important. There's nothing more of a turn off than a fat chick on the ride home after eating carnival food all day.

And ditto on the butt antlers. :aok
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 29, 2005, 11:04:26 PM: The perfect woman has been described in theory as one ,that at the stroke of midnight, turns into a pizza and a six pack.
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Post by: Masherbrum on March 29, 2005, 11:55:13 PM: Legs like these.

(http://www.notejode.net/hurley/pic/6.jpg)

Karaya
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Post by: john9001 on March 30, 2005, 12:07:52 AM: this is the best thread ever.
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Post by: Skydancer on March 30, 2005, 05:35:16 AM: Creamo,

Yes though that has been discussed ad infinitum. Boreing topic.

Now as for you,anything to add to the subject of this thread or are you just here to Flame!?

(*%&$%)
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Post by: steely07 on March 30, 2005, 05:39:36 AM: In Australia we kinda have an "ideal" woman

She's 3 feet tall (my crotch is 3 feet tall) and has a flat head,,to rest your beer on.

[/pc mode on]

dang...
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Post by: Skydancer on March 30, 2005, 05:42:32 AM: :rofl

Does she F**k on First Dates?
Does Her Dad own a Brewery?
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Post by: mechanic on March 30, 2005, 07:21:22 AM: i think the most important part is to actually have a woman.

you can dream all day of the perfect woman, but there is no woman like the one you have by your side in the cold evenings of spring.

the feeling of soft, velvet flesh to your rugged and scared hands.

the first electric kiss with a new found playmate. the first love you make on fresh sheets. the first meal you share alone, eyes furtive and wanton.

the feeling of 'will she, wont she' when you get jiggy. the feeling of 'should I, shouldnt I' when flirting is on the cards.

the feeling of your partner finding out what you've done when you make it home after all this pleasure.....
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Post by: culero on March 30, 2005, 07:24:43 AM: A fetching smile.

Don't misunderstand, I'm as much of a meat hound as anyone. I enjoy looking at attractive women, and have a pretty wide range of taste as to what's attractive. In general, so long as obesity isn't involved and good grooming is involved I'll usually be interested.

But what seals the deal every time is when she looks me in the eye and smiles. Receptiveness is the prelude to reception, gents. Eye on the ball.

culero (he swings, he HITS)
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Post by: lazs2 on March 30, 2005, 07:51:11 AM: zulu probly only cares if she laughs at his ancient jokes.

lazs
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 30, 2005, 08:09:29 AM: Not trying to be critical Laz, but I think you made a typo. You said "she". :D
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 30, 2005, 08:10:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mechanic
i think the most important part is to actually have a woman.

you can dream all day of the perfect woman, but there is no woman like the one you have by your side in the cold evenings of spring.

the feeling of soft, velvet flesh to your rugged and scared hands.

the first electric kiss with a new found playmate. the first love you make on fresh sheets. the first meal you share alone, eyes furtive and wanton.

the feeling of 'will she, wont she' when you get jiggy. the feeling of 'should I, shouldnt I' when flirting is on the cards.

the feeling of your partner finding out what you've done when you make it home after all this pleasure.....

Hehe, Batfink, you have just been nominated for most truthfull in the thread. :D
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Post by: Skydancer on March 30, 2005, 08:20:39 AM: Mechanic very true.

Jackal and Lazs go find someone else to bug huh? Flame and flame and flame, getting so hot I need asbestos suit. Or maybe read Pyro again?

idiots:rolleyes:
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 30, 2005, 08:23:05 AM: Bwahahaaaaa!
Carefull there hoss. You gonna mess up ya makeup.
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Post by: lazs2 on March 30, 2005, 08:23:57 AM: skymincer... when you grow up you will thank us.

lazs
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Post by: Siaf__csf on March 30, 2005, 08:53:48 AM: (http://callmebobo.com/ass/nutcracker_1.jpg)
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Post by: 101ABN on March 30, 2005, 09:17:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Siaf__csf
(http://callmebobo.com/ass/nutcracker_1.jpg)

WOWOWOWOW, :eek:
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Post by: Masherbrum on March 30, 2005, 09:31:49 AM: IN

Karaya
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Post by: 101ABN on March 30, 2005, 09:39:41 AM: Have to say that my favorite part is.... all of this :aok(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/805_1112197051_0003.jpg)
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Post by: Monk on March 30, 2005, 09:53:06 AM: Just think what them butt antlers will look like when the woman is about 60 or so. Yum Yum.
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Post by: Airhead on March 30, 2005, 09:59:57 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Monk
Just think what them butt antlers will look like when the woman is about 60 or so. Yum Yum.

Mine still look pretty good, only now they're underneath my butt instead of above it.
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Post by: JB88 on March 30, 2005, 10:24:22 AM: now i know what butt antlers are.

i can die now.

;)
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Post by: 2stony on March 30, 2005, 10:41:54 AM: This thread is not about "love" or "spooning", it's about body parts. Here's are my favorite parts in order of importance(which changes with moods,lol).

belly button
butt dimples
breasts
legs
bootay
eyes
mouth

and depending on that mood.......

little brown starfish

:aok
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Post by: mosgood on March 30, 2005, 11:04:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Golfer
All the parts of this one.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1111650192_rachcensored2.jpg)

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1111650123_rachcensored.jpg)

Looks like sean penn's brother (the guy in Resivoir dogs) in a wig!
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Post by: Golfer on March 30, 2005, 11:28:09 AM: Sean Penn? Blame the photographer on that one I guess. My poor photographer ego :(

Here's a do-over and I'll axe the attempt at sexy pictures.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1112203588_rachbeach.jpg)
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Post by: Sandman on March 30, 2005, 10:28:12 PM: I have this _thing_ about Mediterranean women... It's the nose that does it for me.
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Post by: Dune on March 31, 2005, 12:50:08 AM: (http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/46img/www/Angie_Harmon:003p.jpg)

There is no one "best part". It's either all good or all bad.
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Post by: capt. apathy on March 31, 2005, 01:52:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer
As for Boobs, anything more than a handfull is a waste and looks real bad as they get older or means too much excess flesh elsewhere!!

I've noticed that there are mainly two groups who quote the "anything more than a hand/mouthful is wasted" line.

women with small breasts, and men with small imaginations.
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Post by: Skydancer on March 31, 2005, 05:59:53 AM: :rofl

Yeah but Imagine the sag factor later in life!

OOOOrgh:eek:
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 31, 2005, 06:55:17 AM: That was a close one. :D
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Post by: lazs2 on March 31, 2005, 07:55:22 AM: there are actually three kinds of people... you forgot the ones who simply can't help repeating every bit of teenage wit they heard in grade school but have no actual experiance with human mamaries.

lazs
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Post by: mosgood on March 31, 2005, 08:10:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
there are actually three kinds of people... you forgot the ones who simply can't help repeating every bit of teenage wit they heard in grade school but have no actual experiance with human mamaries.

lazs

Ya you nailed that one