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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: AuntBee on March 30, 2005, 01:22:49 PM
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I am a new member of Aces High, I am a Woman,a female, not a man. This is not a fake ID or another member trying to hide !!!!
I am tired of being ridiculed in the Main Arena, the Dueling Arena and the Training Arena and would like it to stop.
I was born in 1924, that makes me 81 years old !!!! I am sorry that you dont believe me, that is your problem, please stop making it my problem.
It is not my fault I was born in 1924, thats when my parents had me, anymore then it is your fault that most of you are children compared to me. You cant help that either.
I chose my name because that's what my Nephew calls me, it has nothing to do with Andy Grifith, Oppie or any of that rubbish and I have had enough of the jokes.
I have not yet decided if I will pay for this game or not but so far my reception by current members has been less then satisfactory!!! I have been sworn at, called vile and filthy names, made fun of and generally ridiculed but never have I been asked if I needed any help, except by one or two members and of course the official trainers. Mr HiTech is THIS the Aces High you are advertising on the History Channel Sir?
Barbara R Curry
aka AuntBee
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Wellcome Barbara. Take a bit more time to know this community, is not that bad as you may think from first impression.
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sour grapes,,,
sometimes you find a couple in the bunch.
welcome, hope you find the right bunch of people to fly with
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Hi AuntBee. Welcome to Aces High. Sorry for the bad response you received. Most likely people thought you werent really who you say you are.
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Give it a little more time. If you ever fly Knights and need help just look me up.
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Welcome Barbara. We have quite a few cut ups in the community, so with such famous name from Andy Griffith (my favorite TV show) I assumed you were another one. My apologies.
Hope you enjoy Aces High!
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i have to say a woman is a rare thing in ah, and an 81 year old one at that is even more rare, i can see how many of the 12 year olds that fill ma could have a hard time believeing that.
Salute, and welcome to ah, its an honor to have such a unique member, im sure you have plenty of things to share about aviation history and i look forward to meeting you online.
One of the great things about aces high is getting into a squad despite what arenas you play in its a great way to learn the game, and its a pleasure to fly with friendly company. There are some actual ww2 pilots in ah, if you can track them down im sure you would have a fun time flying with them.
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Hmmmm
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You've had a poor introduction to Aces High, AuntBee. There are many kinds of people here, a few of which try to make up with their mouths what they can't do with their guns. The remaining 99% of the players here are great people. Send an email to HiTech with names and quotes. He enjoys ripping their hearts out... he's baaad yanno.
I want you to try to make contact with a player named Flossy. She's a female player from the UK who is a fantastic person, loved by all, and does volunteer work to help provide scenarios and special events for the rest of us. She will help you and give you the proper impression of what we're all about.
It might be a little sticky getting someone to help at first... it seems we get caught up in the game and let someone else take the initiative. But help is there for you.
Many hours of intense glory and pain await you... I wish you great fun.
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Welcome AuntBee!
As other have said, please excuse the the rude ones in our community.
To squash any more comments, I checked (inteliUS.com) and she is for real. There is a Barbara R Curry, approx age 81 who live in MA.
So, with this knowledge I say "I am honored to have you among us!"
If you ever fly Bishop, look me up in the MA. Myself and the rest of the Unforgiven would be honored to wing with you.
ClifRa
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LOL....what a troll....
For the record I've been on numerous times when "aunt bee" is baiting and insulting other players. Send her back to late night cable where she belongs:rofl
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Originally posted by humble
LOL....what a troll....
For the record I've been on numerous times when "aunt bee" is baiting and insulting other players. Send her back to late night cable where she belongs:rofl
If someone went that far out of their way to play a troll like this they have absolutly no life.
ClifRa
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Sell crazy someplace else, were all stocked up here! 81 yr old woman playin ah2 MUWAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! What a great troll lol. Why is that men believe a "woman" so much more and give her so much more respect? Is this why guys change to female handles sometimes? DISCLAIMER: (all apologies and please ignore this last message if you are in fact a smack talking, ch. 200 using, 81 yr old female killing machine)
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holding ten foot pole...stepping slowly away.
;)
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auntbee
If indeed she is genuinely a member of our comunity, do as was done unto me and welcome her in open armed. I am pleased to say that my reception as a newb was not one of ridicule but one of acceptance, and it to that end that I extend to you my most sincere welcome and salutations. On the piont of the history channel comercial, it is quite a fore tase, as it is what perked my interest as I watched it at the office waiting to close the shop.
Any way my best reguards to you auntbee and I welcome the chance to fly with you.
Respectfully yours,
DaddyAck
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you wont get any dis-respect from any 332vikings....welcome to the game:aok
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Well, if this isn't a troll, then I would first like to suggest the .squelch command. The best defense against this is to not let them get to you. If you need help, just yell. Enjoy your stay.
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Just call yourself "Bob"
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Barbara,
Welcome Aces High! I'm sorry to hear of the taunting you've experienced. I for one, am glad to see the 'demographic' around here gain some additional diversity. I expect the comments will lessen as others get 'used to' and get over it. And just note, you'll will still be taunted for your choice of aircraft (if la7, etc), but that's normal (sort of).
Stick with it...it's fun.
zes
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Originally posted by JB88
holding ten foot pole...stepping slowly away.
;)
:rofl
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Sorry "AuntBee", but I just can't swallow that hook.
I was listening to you last few days in DA and you talk too dirty for an old lady.
In fact, one of fellow AH members asked me if you possibly are ManeTMP.
"Expressions" patterns would certainly match, flying skills wouldn't.
I would say, Taurus/Java45 would fit. Same way of complaining about HOs and vulching, then doing the same.
Honestly, if we get any more "transsexuals" in AH, I'll get homophobic and possibly start playing Tetris instead.
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A Squelch range feature would be helpful in this situation.....
TOJO
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I appologize for your less than respectful intro in to this game. I have not met you because I have been taking a break from this game and it doesn't surprise me to hear of your situation conciderng the maturity level of alot of our players. You will find all sorts of players in here. They range from the mature, sense of fair play, honor and respect to the immature who feel this is nothing more than a cheap arcade game that show no honor and no respect and will lie, cheat and steal to get a kill. You will see people that will put you down when they shoot you down and tell you what a loser you are and turn around and do say the same things when you shoot them down and then there are those that will hand out a salute
requardless of the out come. Unfortunately, on-line games offer people a certain level of annonymity which they think gives them a liscense to behave in a mannor less than appropriate and they use the pretext "it's my 14.95 and I can do what I want, when I want, how I want it and behave which ever way I darn well please and there is nothing you can do about it" to justify their behavior. The only thing you can do is take their name and what they said and report them them HItech and the other is turn off channel 200 and/or use the .squelch command. Any way like so many others I welcom e you to the game
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:rofl
rockandroll grandma
BTW cant get my eyes off HONDO's avatar
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Wow.. chances of 81 year old lady playing AH are very remote, but TV commercials can reach far, so anything is possible.
Welcome to AH2 auntbee.. you came to the right place.. This is the best WW2 flight sim.
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Oh heavens!!!
This is getting IN teresting to say the least, huh
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ROFL. I've watched some of "Aunt Bee's" language on the text buffer and if thats an 81 yr old woman I'd be very surprized. Its not impossible, but I'd put money on this being a huge troll.
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aunt bee is taurus45/java45/diezalot. if not then she's his momma. in any event welcome/welcome back.
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Holy mother of all baits batman!
That's one record cast there lmao.
81 year old woman flying a flight sim lmao.
"She" must really hate the chigger gauges
:lol
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My lawyer says no comment.
I, however, am looking for a very large bridge. Cause thats the grandmama of all trolls lol.
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Welcome AuntBee......
Now get back in the Kitchen and get me some dinner. And I don't want any of those Cruddy Pickles either. Tell Miss Clara I said get some Male companionship.
Get me some Pie....and Coffee to.
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You wouldnt, per chance, be missing Brian?
:p
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I am a new member of Aces High, I am a Woman,a female, not a man. This is not a fake ID or another member trying to hide !!!!
Barbara R Curry
aka AuntBee
From one woman to another , welcome Barb.
;)
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There's only one way to prove your gender on the internet: Post nude pics!
Seriously, I'm j/k, I really don't want any 81 y/o to go there.....
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Anyone ever talked to auntbee on vox?
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Originally posted by GooseAW
Anyone ever talked to auntbee on vox?
shane does
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Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
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Flown in the DA with aunt bee...its a shades acount probably for good ole' java/taurus45. The flying style and aircraft are the same and the whines are without a doubt the same as javas normal "stop vulching/hoing whaaaaa" and general *****in when he gets killed. besides that the learning curve is wayyy too high for anyone to just jump in and be able to do everything(ie range,country, ch200, chat and not to mention gunnery...remember your first 2 weeks?) that easily especially at 81. My grandmother is 84 and cant even turn a computer on beacuse honestly folks, the vast majority of senior citizens 75+ dont want to have anything to do with computer games.
Oh and(http://www.mninter.net/~richard/Please%20do%20not%20feed%20the%20trolls.jpg)
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my grandma could beat up your grandma!
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before we jump to conclusions...
does anyone actually know the average lifespan of a troll?
81 could be middle age for all we know.
:)
88
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My grandmother is 84 and cant even turn a computer on beacuse honestly folks, the vast majority of senior citizens 75+ dont want to have anything to do with computer games.
Awhile back I cleaned carpets for a living. You would be surprised at the number of senior citizens that DO own a computer and play games on them. My fatherinlaw is 66 (?) and he plays computer games all the time. Mostly fishing and gambling games.
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You wouldnt, per chance, be missing Brian?
God rest his soul:rolleyes:
Funny how that one came to mind when I read this.
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Originally posted by Stang
"She" must really hate the chigger gauges
LMAO! :lol
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Aunt Beee CAAAAAlllllll the MAAaaannnn!
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Well JB88 as long as they make sure they are indoors when the sun comes up Trolls live to a grand old age. If they get caught in the sun mind you they'll last as long as it takes erosion to weather them away. They turn to stone don't ya know.
!:D
Purleees an 81year old granny flying flight sims.
Get real guys.
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AuntBee, if you are seriously having problems in the game. Then drop HTC an email. I have seen some of the stuff going on, but have yet to see who started what.
The best way to *prove* you ARE an 81 year old female is to get your vox working.
People do need to clean up their conversations. Saying FU to squaddies on country channel isnt necessary. IF you really feel the need to do that, what is so hard or bad about keeping it on your squad channel? Sexual innuendos can go out the window as well. At least one 8 year old girl plays this game with us. I was appalled at the things that were said to her. When she said how old she was I didnt see one apology to her either.....pathetic.
More and more often I hear young voices on range vox. It's truly sad how some people can't keep their conversations clean for the sake of our younger community members.
Maybe HTC should actively recruit more moderators?
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Originally posted by Silat
From one woman to another , welcome Barb.
;)
Lewellen, we already knew you were a woman! :D
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Anyone who buys this story took the short bus to school.
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Elfie thats a serious point and well made.
Potty mouth crud should have no place over the vox.
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81year old granny flying flight sims
I agree the odds are against it. Otoh it's not beyond the realm of possiblity. :)
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Originally posted by Skydancer
Elfie thats a serious point and well made.
Potty mouth crud should have no place over the vox.
It has no place in the text buffer either imo, for the same reasons stated above :)
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Originally posted by Silat
From one woman to another , welcome Barb.
;)
:lol :rofl :lol
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Why is it these people always have bad mics, no mics, or some excuse where they cant talk in the game?
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Its convienant?
Side note Filth, you intrested in the CT mission thursday night? Bomber mission with intercept. Like to have you:aok
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Originally posted by Silat
From one woman to another , welcome Barb.
;)
But you're still the sexiest of them all Silat :)
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
But you're still the sexiest of them all Silat :)
ack-ack
Oh barf-o-rama, jeez Akak you need to get out more :)
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Originally posted by Elfie
Maybe HTC should actively recruit more moderators?
Nuther fellow looking for work?:D
Ren
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The Damned
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
But you're still the sexiest of them all Silat :)
Now i'm starting to worry about Ack-Ack.
Lew, if he you starts calling you late at night....RUN!!! :D
Ren
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Now why would you say that? :)
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Welcome, Barbara.
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(http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/simpsons/p.cat_lady.mov.jpg)
ahh!! its the crazy cat lady!! ;)
Welcome to Aces High AuntBee, whoever you may be.
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If this isn't some joke, I'd be happy to help you. I don't even live that far away if you need to get vox working.
If this is some troll, may you sit on a meat fork and spin repeatedly.
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Originally posted by Elfie
I agree the odds are against it. Otoh it's not beyond the realm of possiblity. :)
I think it's perfectly reasonable. I know I've been hurt and disgusted by the terrible profanity ingame, and it's really painful to "see' the disbelief when I explain that I lost my eyesight in a coal mining accident and my seeing eye dog barks out ch.200 in morse. Really frickin hurts. Not to mention hurtful hearing that sort of filth coming out of poor Rasputin's canine mouth. :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Engine
I think it's perfectly reasonable. I know I've been hurt and disgusted by the terrible profanity ingame, and it's really painful to "see' the disbelief when I explain that I lost my eyesight in a coal mining accident and my seeing eye dog barks out ch.200 in morse. Really frickin hurts.
not to mention the fact that the time i made you laugh real hard by humiliating you with my l33t skills, you laughed so hard that your butt plug popped out, and shot your seeing eye dog down dead.
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I just recieved this e-mail
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To whom it may concern.
I am sending this e-mail to verify that AuntBee is in fact who she says she is.
I am getting together a sworn statement , to be signed by Andy, Goober, Gomer, Barney, Howard and the guys down at the barber shop to verify this.
It should reach HTC shortly.
Love, Otis
buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp
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Hello BB, Remember Me :D Salute Rooks – GOTSOME misses you guys and the battles against GETSOME. Why is my cop sense tingling giving me this funny feeling Aunt Bee is no different than this account. If I were a Native American I would bestow upon you the official title of “Walking Eagle” Aunt Bee. It’s for someone who is so full of crap they can’t fly. Now that that's over - O.K. GETSOME - where are you camping at?
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Barabara, Welcome to AH.
Sorry if this crew gets a bit rough, at times.
They've seen a lot of folks come & go in the last 5 years. And yes, a good share of them could do with a spanking or a good talking to by grandma.
I'm curious, what were you doing on VJ day?
Please let me know if I can be of any assistance.
ghosth@mcleodusa.net
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Originally posted by Furball
(http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/simpsons/p.cat_lady.mov.jpg)
ahh!! its the crazy cat lady!! ;)
Welcome to Aces High AuntBee, whoever you may be.
I love the Simpsons, Good choice of pic ^^^^
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Originally posted by AuntBee
Mr HiTech is THIS the Aces High you are advertising on the History Channel Sir?
Barbara R Curry
aka AuntBee
It took me a long time before I realized that Hitech was a person, not a company. No way AuntBee is in her two week trial and understands this already. Unless she has recieved personal emails from him, or has been on this message board for a LONG time, AuntBee is a shadow account, trolling for bites here.
Also:
I am sorry that you dont believe me, that is your problem, please stop making it my problem.[/B]
Not the type of word selection I would expect from an 81 year old.
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Tough crowd ....
(the only way your gonna win them over is to sing them a lullaby over voice chat though)
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hehehee. Good reading
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I dont believe any of it. I had a talk with her last night (EN4CER) was with me. She claims that she saw this commerical and wanted to play it. She also said this was her first game she has ever played. She was not stalling or anything and was shooting down people with ease. Didnt see any ho's or bnz's She even had a skin! - most people i know cant do any of that. and she knew the lingo every single thing. there is no one that could know all of this.
So ask yourself, if this is her first game.. how and why would she buy everything to play it?
She said she has a stock gateway 700x that she got 5 years ago. it came with a ati raidon 8800 128meg and she has a gig of ram. She said she had a logitech extreme 3d pro she has had. PS: Isnt 81 turned around 18? ALISON!
This crap has to stop.
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Its fake man.. dont waste your time on it
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Originally posted by Blue Mako
There's only one way to prove your gender on the internet: Post nude pics!
Seriously, I'm j/k, I really don't want any 81 y/o to go there.....
Gee mako didn't know you were into necrophilia :D
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the grandmother of all trolls?
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Originally posted by Silat:
From one woman to another , welcome Barb.
I've seen you in person, and if you're a woman, my compliments to your surgeon.
;)
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Originally posted by Ghosth
Barabara, Welcome to AH.
I'm curious, what were you doing on VJ day?
Please let me know if I can be of any assistance.
ghosth@mcleodusa.net
Heck, what were ya doin when they signed the constitution?
Did I mention my company , Bumbaco sell a product called Flyagra?
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Originally posted by TracerX
It took me a long time before I realized that Hitech was a person, not a company. No way AuntBee is in her two week trial and understands this already. Unless she has recieved personal emails from him, or has been on this message board for a LONG time, AuntBee is a shadow account, trolling for bites here.
No whay? logon for the 1st time and what do you see???
CEO
Dale "HiTech" Addink
So you just never bothered to read the spash screen eh?
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This thread has gotten quite interesting. I just do not see the point to "trolling" when the suspected "troll" flies well enough to not look like an elderly member of the populus, knows the lingo, and mysteriously can not use vox. Oh well, some are all too easily amused. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Rino
Oh barf-o-rama, jeez Akak you need to get out more :)
If you'd shave those legs once in awhile, you might get up on the top of the list ;)
ack-ack
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Originally posted by DaddyAck
This thread has gotten quite interesting. I just do not see the point to "trolling" when the suspected "troll" flies well enough to not look like an elderly member of the populus, knows the lingo, and mysteriously can not use vox. Oh well, some are all too easily amused. :rolleyes:
As far as his/her flying goes, just turn on the stall limiter and voila! no stalls. Plane flys like its on rails. The lingo isnt to hard to figure out either. Sounds like he/she played in the TA/DA for a bit first, can pick up the lingo there quite easily.
Regardless, why does it matter if she is a he?
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Auntbee did you fly f16s in the gulf war?
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Are you making a new flight sim, Abd want us to support your endeavor?
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Originally posted by Elfie
As far as his/her flying goes, just turn on the stall limiter and voila! no stalls. Plane flys like its on rails. The lingo isnt to hard to figure out either. Sounds like he/she played in the TA/DA for a bit first, can pick up the lingo there quite easily.
Regardless, why does it matter if she is a he?
It doesn't matter to me, As you can see in my previous post, I don't care, and I was just comenting on how some are easily amused by useless banter.
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I was born in 1924, that makes me 81 years old !!!! I am sorry that you dont believe me, that is your problem, please stop making it my problem.
You would be 81 if you were born before 3/30/24... or the odds are 3 in 4 that you are 80... I wonder who is taking odds that you are a fraud?
Widewing
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Good to see ya about Rod
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wow this thread should be closed, I think AuntBee's live well is quite full unless she believes in catch and release :D
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Dear A.B.
Did ya use to be a SNIPER?
you must think we all are INsane
:D :aok
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This is so cheesy...but it knida fits here.
Hey Barb, welcome to Aces High, and thank you for your hard work in the airforce, .
http://www.funny-ecards.com/cards/misc/muffin-granny.html
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So why can't Hitech or someone just say yay or nay on this person's legitimacy and move on. Some of you people need to relax...
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Yeah i want a number 4 biggie size, witha coke
and some 81 year old whiskey
gonna need a bigger boat
she sells sea ensure by the seashore
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Aunt Bee Is Andy really a virgin?
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Hey Elfie..I wonder if AuntBee has tried bungee jumping yet?
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not to derail a good trolling, however:
Jaxxo,
Do you have stairs?
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Originally posted by wombatt
Aunt Bee Is Andy really a virgin?
Andy and Helen were knockin boots all the time. It was just kept a secret until Opie reached an age where he could understand it.............around 40. :D
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Hi Barb
As another one of the oldest in AH, welcome.
I have been around AH since it started up. Some fine folks in here with a few knot heads. You will soon recognize them.
You got me beat on age, I'm 13 years younger.
Been a pilot since 1953. Retired military. Hooked on these flight sims, since I can't pass flyight physicals any more.
Good luck in AH. They all mistreat me by shooting me down all the time. You need any help just ask. Some great trainers here too.
Check Six
Cheeries
Majors
249RAF
Oldest Yank in the RAF
(unless you are in an RAF Squad)
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aunt bee i9s java 45 ,,he still a drunk ,still goes off on range when shot down ,its java
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Originally posted by 2bighorn
Honestly, if we get any more "transsexuals" in AH, I'll get homophobic and possibly start playing Tetris instead.
I've always assumed that HiTech catered to this market with the Niki,La7, and the Skankfire9.
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ROFL
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Spreading the word about Stevie Ray Vaughan, great blues guitarist.
Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead and we cant even get Jon bon jovie into a #$%%$#$#% helicopter
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Originally posted by SirLoin
Hey Elfie..I wonder if AuntBee has tried bungee jumping yet?
Who cares? :)
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One thread says "woman" and BAM , three pages :D
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Originally posted by OOZ662
You still 14? Must be a long year. :)
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Ren
The Damned
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Well, I tried to check "her" scores, but the server isn't responding at this moment.
If someone checks, post them.
I guarantee you this....if she has a high K/D, then she is no newbie.
Reel, granny, reel....you hooked up a large school of tuna.
:aok
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Haha, :rofl
I like that "reel granny......got a nice school of tuna"
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:o My actual Birthday, for those interested, is March 16, 1924, and if you want to look it up I was born in Springfiled Massachusetts where I attended school and worked during WW2.
I am quite sorry that I have caused such a concentrated number of people to post, however I Thank those who have welcomed me, and made me feel that the majority of members ARE indeed human after all:)
As for my knowing that HiTech was a person, that was answered>>> Its on the splash screen, as for me having a computer etc, the person who was giving me the third degree didnt listen to my answers. I bought the Gateway 700X long BEFORE I ever heard of Aces High and it did come with the mentioned video card etc as it is a high end machine/ I just recently bought the joystik at best buy because someone said I should get one. I asked the salesman at the store which one HE would recomend ergo I have the Logitech extereme 3d with a twist handle.
So far as being able to fly and knowing the lingo? I overheard someone talking about netaces, I went there and have been reading the information constantly, now I am practicing in the DA.
My choice of words is due solely to my trying to "fit in" by using words I see others use and repeating the same complaints I see others say. Obviously this hasnt worked so I shall cease this practice. I do fly once in a while in the Main Arena ( last night I got very lucky and landed two kills )
I will check back for any further replies to this thread if none I will consider the matter closed.
Again, to those who have welcomed me Thank You, to those who doubt me>>> Please dont make your problem my problem>>>I have kept up with the lingo thats all!!!!! Another of my favorites is this " If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem "
I salute you all friend and foe alike
AuntBee
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81?...hmmmmm
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Originally posted by GOTSOME
Hello BB, Remember Me :D Salute Rooks – GOTSOME misses you guys and the battles against GETSOME. Why is my cop sense tingling giving me this funny feeling Aunt Bee is no different than this account. If I were a Native American I would bestow upon you the official title of “Walking Eagle” Aunt Bee. It’s for someone who is so full of crap they can’t fly. Now that that's over - O.K. GETSOME - where are you camping at?
the last remaining few navajos have smoke a fat one and voted on "walking eagle" :rofl :rofl ... seriously.... ohh and if you are 81. my grandma will be looking for a squad soon... she is 70 and just recently had a hip replacement....so she would have an excuse for missing squad ops!
navajo24 :aok
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I am a new member of Aces High, I am a Woman,a female, not a man. This is not a fake ID or another member trying to hide !!!!
I am tired of being ridiculed in the Main Arena, the Dueling Arena and the Training Arena and would like it to stop.
I was born in 1924, that makes me 81 years old !!!!
U sunk your own fishing boat when you got to this point. :lol Would've been funny. :D
Ermm...not that I condone trolling.
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:rofl Oh, this is too rich! I have not laughd this hard at work since...well it does't matter, y'all are a trip. :rofl
Seriously though, if in fact she is legitamately 80+ we need to treat her respectfully and not ridicule her. Someday she will get VOX and then if you need audible proof you will have it. For the mean time. Let it go. Let her be.
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81 year old Granny's talking about splash screens ! :rofl
If she knows all about splash screens and Logitech extereme 3d with a twist handle. Then she should know enough to post a pic of herself (nothing nude please) and get a mic.
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Hitech should get her to be in the next comercial!
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Originally posted by AuntBee
:o My actual Birthday, for those interested, is March 16, 1924, and if you want to look it up I was born in Springfiled Massachusetts where I attended school and worked during WW2.
I am quite sorry that I have caused such a concentrated number of people to post, however I Thank those who have welcomed me, and made me feel that the majority of members ARE indeed human after all:)
As for my knowing that HiTech was a person, that was answered>>> Its on the splash screen, as for me having a computer etc, the person who was giving me the third degree didnt listen to my answers. I bought the Gateway 700X long BEFORE I ever heard of Aces High and it did come with the mentioned video card etc as it is a high end machine/ I just recently bought the joystik at best buy because someone said I should get one. I asked the salesman at the store which one HE would recomend ergo I have the Logitech extereme 3d with a twist handle.
So far as being able to fly and knowing the lingo? I overheard someone talking about netaces, I went there and have been reading the information constantly, now I am practicing in the DA.
My choice of words is due solely to my trying to "fit in" by using words I see others use and repeating the same complaints I see others say. Obviously this hasnt worked so I shall cease this practice. I do fly once in a while in the Main Arena ( last night I got very lucky and landed two kills )
I will check back for any further replies to this thread if none I will consider the matter closed.
Again, to those who have welcomed me Thank You, to those who doubt me>>> Please dont make your problem my problem>>>I have kept up with the lingo thats all!!!!! Another of my favorites is this " If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem "
I salute you all friend and foe alike
AuntBee
(sigh) such a bad troll. all the anwsers are much too convenient. WTG on hooking so many w/ your bait. unfort, you are unable to "talk" with the proper word usage of an 81yr old. your grammar style, and wording suggestion show you to be at a min. 1/2 that age or less. good luck with the whole "impersonating a granny" thing. too bad you are not even remotely smart 'nuff to pull it off.
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Ouch! what a burn!
Everyone likes to Zing on this thread :p
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
You still 14? Must be a long year.
I'm 15 on 08/30/2005
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Go easy on Barbara. Her grandson was killed in Iraq last month.
-Sik
(sorry if someone's already made that joke)
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Originally posted by OOZ662
I'm 15 on 08/30/2005
I guess you get another star on your avatar in a few months?
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.....
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AuntBee is really Leviathns Feminine Alter Ego shades account.
He told me so.
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I live with a very computer literate 82 year old woman and even more computer literate 85 year old man. I am pretty familiar with folks from this generation. I know how this generation speaks and writes; I haven’t bought this troll for one second. I do love the idea of an 81 year old granny playing this game, but AuntBee isn’t her.
eskimo
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Originally posted by BBQ_Bob
81 year old Granny's talking about splash screens ! :rofl
If she knows all about splash screens and Logitech extereme 3d with a twist handle. Then she should know enough to post a pic of herself (nothing nude please) and get a mic.
aunt bee..... weren't you on the titanic? if so.......... how did it feel to throw that Heart of the Ocean over the boat? :rofl :rofl :rofl
navajo24 :aok :aok
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Man, this has to be some kind of record catch using troll bait.
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Originally posted by DaddyAck
Haha, :rofl
I like that "reel granny......got a nice school of tuna"
There's somethin inherantly (sp?) wrong with 'grandma' and 'tuna' in the same sentence......sorry Charlie.
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Originally posted by humble
LOL....what a troll....
For the record I've been on numerous times when "aunt bee" is baiting and insulting other players. Send her back to late night cable where she belongs:rofl
:aok :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
Although hondo may have nipped me here...but I dont know if Hmmmm qualifies or if you need to call a troll a troll....
As for Aunt Bee....well shes a vulching, cherrypicking HO'er (in DA)...pretty typical for a 12 yr old:lol
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Look, if you want take the word of Otis then there is no hope for you.
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So, AuntBee, whatch YOU doing tonight? ;) ;). I just got 2 tickets to a punk rock show, you wana go ? :cool:
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In the last tour, she managed:
Kills / Deaths + 1 0.05556 (3830)
I don't believe someone on a fake account would allow that performance.
I take back what I said. :(
(someone help me with this hook in my jaw)
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Originally posted by Slurpee
So, AuntBee, whatch YOU doing tonight? ;) ;). I just got 2 tickets to a punk rock show, you wana go ? :cool:
you LIE! real punk rock shows don't have tickets.
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yea they do, they cost 9$ lol.
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Originally posted by navajoboy
aunt bee..... weren't you on the titanic? if so.......... how did it feel to throw that Heart of the Ocean over the boat? :rofl :rofl :rofl
navajo24 :aok :aok
I have offered to post my ID( I had to turn in my drivers liscence) but as far as a microphone I refuse to get one even if I could use it effectively. The reason being that certain people, whose names I shant mention bhut whose intelligence level is second only to a fern, have told me to get one to prove who I am.
I shouldnt have to prove who I am to anyone in this game Ladies and Gentlemen, and will only go so far with this foolishness.
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I can post a photo of some old ladys drivers licence too...Doesnt mean I am one. Not going to get a mic becuase someone on here called you a name? That is some pretty odd reasoning for a lady with 81 years of knowlege under her. You will post a pic of our DL to prove who you are, but not get a mic becuase you dont have to prove who you are?????
EDIT: Aunt Bee is Stragia!!!!
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How many times must we tell the tale?How many times must we fall?
Living in lost memory
You just recalled
Working on the sound of the band
Trying to get the music right
Two go out working
Three stay home at night
That's when she said she was pretendingLike she knew the plan
That's when I knew she was pretending/Pretending to understand
Pretending, pretending
Pretending, pretending
Satisfied but lost in love
Situations change
You're never who you used to think you are How strange
That's when she said she was pretendingLike she knew the plan
That's when I knew she was pretendingPretending rig to
understand
Pretending, pretending
Pretending, pretending
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love c'ant fall
Don't be pretending about how you feel
Don't be pretending that your love is real
Don't be pretending about how you feel
Don't be pretending that your love is real
Pretending, pretending
Pretending, pretending
"Eric Clapton"
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Originally posted by CPorky
If this isn't some joke, I'd be happy to help you. I don't even live that far away if you need to get vox working.
Back off Casanova. You already have a woman:)
:lol
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wow this has to be a record catch on this board :rofl better move along Aunt Bee before a game warden comes along and writes you up for being over the limit :D
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uhhhh....? am i supposed to know what that means or is it setup for a punchline....btw my money is on rod being auntbee.
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AuntBee the pot smoker.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/234_1112580996_ahss10.jpg)
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Originally posted by AuntBee
:o My actual Birthday, for those interested, is March 16, 1924, and if you want to look it up I was born in Springfiled Massachusetts where I attended school and worked during WW2.
I am quite sorry that I have caused such a concentrated number of people to post, however I Thank those who have welcomed me, and made me feel that the majority of members ARE indeed human after all:)
As for my knowing that HiTech was a person, that was answered>>> Its on the splash screen, as for me having a computer etc, the person who was giving me the third degree didnt listen to my answers. I bought the Gateway 700X long BEFORE I ever heard of Aces High and it did come with the mentioned video card etc as it is a high end machine/ I just recently bought the joystik at best buy because someone said I should get one. I asked the salesman at the store which one HE would recomend ergo I have the Logitech extereme 3d with a twist handle.
So far as being able to fly and knowing the lingo? I overheard someone talking about netaces, I went there and have been reading the information constantly, now I am practicing in the DA.
My choice of words is due solely to my trying to "fit in" by using words I see others use and repeating the same complaints I see others say. Obviously this hasnt worked so I shall cease this practice. I do fly once in a while in the Main Arena ( last night I got very lucky and landed two kills )
I will check back for any further replies to this thread if none I will consider the matter closed.
Again, to those who have welcomed me Thank You, to those who doubt me>>> Please dont make your problem my problem>>>I have kept up with the lingo thats all!!!!! Another of my favorites is this " If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem "
I salute you all friend and foe alike
AuntBee
When was your first train ride?
What year did your graduate?
What year did you get married?
Did he go off to war?
What branch and how long was he there?
Where did you work and what did you do during WW2?
When did you get your first horseless carriage?
What make and model was it?
How much was gas then?
Who was the first president you voted for?
When did you get your first TV?
Where were you when JFK was shot?
Where were you when we landed on the moon?
Whats your favorite episode of Walker Texas Ranger?
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Originally posted by jaxxo
btw my money is on rod being auntbee.
Lets see, that would put the count up to how many?
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Splash27, those questions could be answered by anybody. Seems to me, you need questions whose answers would be specifically a function of her identity, and which could be checked against the public record.
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BTW, that radio log (several posts up) is hilarious.
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It seems to me that it is irrelevant if ABee is 81 or 11. The simple fact that she is treated disrespectfully is a sad statement about the entire place. I was in the TA when the above (several messages ago) screen shot was taken. There were people trying to geta small (maybe 3 or so) child to ridicule her. It seems somewhat sad that people are treated like crap but then again I've been around the net for so long it seems sadly normal.
As far as computer skills my 74 year old mum is VERY computer literate. And self taught. Can kick some kids butts with no problem. But as a snooty Brit she writes perfectly.
Anyway have a great Monday. If you're 81 enjoy the day off!
Peace
Pillur
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Originally posted by CPorky
If this isn't some joke, I'd be happy to help you. I don't even live that far away if you need to get vox working.
You live in Hooterville? Just down the road from Mayberry? Talk about a small world :D
DId I mention I want to move to Hooterville someday when I can live out my retirement. And, die with a smile on my face.:)
Ren
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Originally posted by LtPillur
It seems to me that it is irrelevant if ABee is 81 or 11. The simple fact that she is treated disrespectfully is a sad statement about the entire place. I was in the TA when the above (several messages ago) screen shot was taken. There were people trying to geta small (maybe 3 or so) child to ridicule her. It seems somewhat sad that people are treated like crap but then again I've been around the net for so long it seems sadly normal.
Are you talking about when I looked and said, "See Spot run?" Actually where was I when there was a 3 year old trying to ridicule Aunt Bee? All I saw was Aunt Bee shooting up Spot. Oh he was trying to have his way with Aunt Bee but he was taking a pounding instead. BTW, Lew yer out. Aunt Bee Loves me cause I'm nice :D
As far as computer skills my 74 year old mum is VERY computer literate. And self taught. Can kick some kids butts with no problem. But as a snooty Brit she writes perfectly.
Anyway have a great Monday. If you're 81 enjoy the day off!
Whew! Only Monday. I sure as heck hope by the time Im 81 Im retired and all my days are off. Oh yeah, and alive!:)
Oh yeah, BTW, as little as I've seen Aunt Bee in the TA no real smack talk has been heard cept from others.
Ren
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Originally posted by Ghosth
Barabara, Welcome to AH.
Sorry if this crew gets a bit rough, at times.
They've seen a lot of folks come & go in the last 5 years. And yes, a good share of them could do with a spanking or a good talking to by grandma.
I'm curious, what were you doing on VJ day?
Please let me know if I can be of any assistance.
ghosth@mcleodusa.net
It's the worst troll ever, but this makes it all worth it, lol.
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Originally posted by TDeacon
Splash27, those questions could be answered by anybody. Seems to me, you need questions whose answers would be specifically a function of her identity, and which could be checked against the public record.
Seems like some pretty easy questions she could answer in about 5 minutes.
And its Slash.
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Originally posted by AuntBee
As for my knowing that HiTech was a person, that was answered>>> Its on the splash screen..................
sorry babe, you're busted!
no 80+YO says stuff like 'splash screen' :D
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Originally posted by LtPillur
It seems to me that it is irrelevant if ABee is 81 or 11. The simple fact that she is treated disrespectfully is a sad statement about the entire place. I was in the TA when the above (several messages ago) screen shot was taken. There were people trying to geta small (maybe 3 or so) child to ridicule her. It seems somewhat sad that people are treated like crap but then again I've been around the net for so long it seems sadly normal.
As far as computer skills my 74 year old mum is VERY computer literate. And self taught. Can kick some kids butts with no problem. But as a snooty Brit she writes perfectly.
Anyway have a great Monday. If you're 81 enjoy the day off!
Peace
Pillur
Hit the nail on the head imo.
Every game I have played online the males seem to disbelieve that *real* females play computer games. Pretty sad stereotype really.
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Originally posted by mechanic
sorry babe, you're busted!
no 80+YO says stuff like 'splash screen' :D
Why not if they are computer literate already?
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i dont care, just thought i'd show some INterest as its 3 pages now :)
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Originally posted by mechanic
i dont care, just thought i'd show some INterest as its 3 pages now :)
:lol
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i mean, in all ,seriousness as we reach page 4.....
A)you're an 80+ virtual ace.....then sweet! welcome
B) you're Rod367th having a bad month....then sweet! but give up already and own up.
C) you're Osama bin Laden setting up another strike through the aeronautically based web site here......then sweet! just stick to suicide bombing CV's from 1k instead of real people please.
dont care which, but hey, great turnout for the thread :aok
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I have offered to post my ID( I had to turn in my drivers liscence) but as far as a microphone I refuse to get one even if I could use it effectively. The reason being that certain people, whose names I shant mention bhut whose intelligence level is second only to a fern, have told me to get one to prove who I am.
I shouldnt have to prove who I am to anyone in this game Ladies and Gentlemen, and will only go so far with this foolishness.
if you are capable enough to shoot stuff down in aceshigh, there is no way in h3ll you would not be capable to drive safley....
HA!
i got ya on my second attempt!
busted.
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I am a new member of Aces High, I am a Woman,a female, not a man. This is not a fake ID or another member trying to hide !!!!
I am tired of being ridiculed in the Main Arena, the Dueling Arena and the Training Arena and would like it to stop.
I was born in 1924, that makes me 81 years old !!!! I am sorry that you dont believe me, that is your problem, please stop making it my problem.
It is not my fault I was born in 1924, thats when my parents had me, anymore then it is your fault that most of you are children compared to me. You cant help that either.
I chose my name because that's what my Nephew calls me, it has nothing to do with Andy Grifith, Oppie or any of that rubbish and I have had enough of the jokes.
I have not yet decided if I will pay for this game or not but so far my reception by current members has been less then satisfactory!!! I have been sworn at, called vile and filthy names, made fun of and generally ridiculed but never have I been asked if I needed any help, except by one or two members and of course the official trainers. Mr HiTech is THIS the Aces High you are advertising on the History Channel Sir?
Barbara R Curry
aka AuntBee
AuntBee,
My Dad passed on a few months ago he was 89 years old. His last days were spent mostly remember his youth. He couldn't remember what he had for breakfast but he could still recall all the details of his 21st birthday including what his date had for dinner.
He often talked fondly of a girl named Barbara that he met just after the war, returning from overseas. You didn’t by any chance work as a hostess in a bar named “Franks Bar & Grill” in Bayonne NJ, did you.
He told me that it was one of the best things he remembers about returning from the war. He didn’t even mind the case of CLAP. Not so sure it was you or that friend you introduced him to, the one the guys call “Dirty Sally”.
As for paying for Aces High. I don't know, $14.99 will buy a lot of adult pampers. Do you really think you can afford to waste your retirement money on computer games?
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:) You are absolutely right, I cant afford this game......and no, sadly I wasnt the girl your Father( God Rest his Soul ) so fondly remembered. I was in Springfield Massachusetts at the time you mentioned.
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Here is a new twist..........
Aunt Bee = Acepappy?
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Originally posted by AuntBee
I have offered to post my ID( I had to turn in my drivers liscence) but as far as a microphone I refuse to get one even if I could use it effectively. The reason being that certain people, whose names I shant mention bhut whose intelligence level is second only to a fern, have told me to get one to prove who I am.
I shouldnt have to prove who I am to anyone in this game Ladies and Gentlemen, and will only go so far with this foolishness.
a fern! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
once we find out who was fernish enough to try to trick us.. we will indeed find the fern brain!
navajo24:aok :aok :aok
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
No Ren It had nothing to do with you. It was a "Johnny" guy on country channel trying to get his kid to say crap to her. I thought it uncalled for. But nobody died because of it .
Peace
Pillur
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Originally posted by WMLute
(sigh) such a bad troll. all the anwsers are much too convenient. WTG on hooking so many w/ your bait. unfort, you are unable to "talk" with the proper word usage of an 81yr old. your grammar style, and wording suggestion show you to be at a min. 1/2 that age or less. good luck with the whole "impersonating a granny" thing. too bad you are not even remotely smart 'nuff to pull it off.
Has it occured to you Mr WMLute, that there are Women who actually "learn" in this world ? There are those of us who do not get stuck in our past but rather advance right alongside our fellows? This would include terminology, especially if one were working in a field dealing with people on a day to day basis.
Of course if a person were in one of the trades ie construction etc, then advancing ones education ( other then in that specific trade ) would be bothersome and needless would it not? It would be much more satisfactory to plunk ones rear end in front of the TV and watch the SuperBowl while wifey serves the beer and chips..right?
Well sir this is one elder Lady who would never put herself in a subserviant position to any man especially not the kind of man you are while playing this game, what with your taunts and name calling directed at me..SHAME WMLute, SHAME !!!!
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(http://www.n-philes.com/m/forum/internet/trolling.jpg)
Karaya
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Blahahaha it said "Shant". LMFAO
I kill me.
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< SNORK >
hehe this was fun. I read all 4 pages, I'm tired now.
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Are you chitting me, this thread is still alive. :rolleyes:
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This thread is almost as old as some of our players
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Originally posted by AuntBee
Has it occured to you Mr WMLute, that there are Women who actually "learn" in this world ? There are those of us who do not get stuck in our past but rather advance right alongside our fellows? This would include terminology, especially if one were working in a field dealing with people on a day to day basis.
Of course if a person were in one of the trades ie construction etc, then advancing ones education ( other then in that specific trade ) would be bothersome and needless would it not? It would be much more satisfactory to plunk ones rear end in front of the TV and watch the SuperBowl while wifey serves the beer and chips..right?
Well sir this is one elder Lady who would never put herself in a subserviant position to any man especially not the kind of man you are while playing this game, what with your taunts and name calling directed at me..SHAME WMLute, SHAME !!!!
(sigh) give it up already. you are obviously unable to do this farce. Your little bit above proves my point that you are not remotly smart enough to "pretend" to be an 81yr old woman. Just let it go, and know that many of us saw through you in an instant. I WOULD take the time to explain just WHY you were unable to pull the wool over some of our eyes, but let's instead see just how "clever" you are, and you tell me. IF you can tell me with some degree of detail just WHY your troll was obvious, it will give you a few "cool" points, and you sir, are in DIRE need of some at this juncture.
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Originally posted by AuntBee
It would be much more satisfactory to plunk ones rear end in front of the TV and watch the SuperBowl while wifey serves the beer and chips..right?
Well sir this is one elder Lady who would never put herself in a subserviant position to any man especially not the kind of man you are while playing this game, what with your taunts and name calling directed at me..SHAME WMLute, SHAME !!!!
So you break the mold for your generation. WTG. See most older women from your "time" that is what they were. Servants. They were brought up in a mind set they are there to please. The type of woman you are discribing yourself as is typical of most women today.
That point of veiw is why they dont get married. This is most likely the reason they are forced to be with other women of there "kind" and get short haircuts. So your saying your this kind of chick? Wow...an 81 yearold lesbo...now I have seen it all.
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lol mechinac not I cnt spull assgodder as he dos. i thunk meyba ith wus megatron aka voos with new troll, Wus thiunking auntbee was going to hit us up for money to support her SSI income.
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If you was a grandma, I'd say someone spiked your prune juice, or you've been baking your bread with ergot infested rye.
But on a more serious note, get some help dude.
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:D rod
Auntbee
please just answer this question.
if you are capable to fly in AH2 and shoot some people down, why is it you had your driving licence revoked?
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I for one would like to see this thread die soon, I mean it is obviously FAKE in origin and of little conciquence to game play. Let us all move on. :)
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fair enough daddy, but i would much rather see proof either way.
it not like it matters to me, nor will i lose sleep, but when people play games and invite anyone to join i expect them to stay till i beat them :D
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I think AuntBee is cool :)
Any of you guys that didnt know that this was a goof from post #1 are gulumps :lol
shamus
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I would like to believe Aunt Bee is real.
Ever since the Easter bunny was exposed as a fraud, I've just felt aone and frightened.
If we all clap our hands Tinkerbell might get better.
Aunt Bee is Aces with me!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1980/music.shtml
St Winifrid's school choir!
grandma!:lol :rofl
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It's just keeps going and going and going ......................
(http://www.rednystate.com/images/Bunny.jpg)
Kinda wish I kept GOTSOME around a little longer. Hey Aunt Bee - You want to have a Challenge Match in the DA - GOTSOME beats you and you expose your true identity? Have fun with your 15 minutes of AH BBS Fame - it gets old fast so enjoy it.
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:rofl :lol
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Originally posted by Killjoy2
I would like to believe Aunt Bee is real.
Ever since the Easter bunny was exposed as a fraud, I've just felt aone and frightened.
If we all clap our hands Tinkerbell might get better.
Aunt Bee is Aces with me!
AuntBee is probably real , it's just that she's not the one playing. ;)
Taurus/Java is nearly 60 so chances are he had or has an 84 yr old Aunt Bee. I'm sure she probably was/is all the things he has said about her.
I don't call myself UncleRedd , but my nieces and nephews do.
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Originally posted by AuntBee
:) You are absolutely right, I cant afford this game......and no, sadly I wasnt the girl your Father( God Rest his Soul ) so fondly remembered. I was in Springfield Massachusetts at the time you mentioned.
Ya'll are missing the point.:D Two weeks are almost up and it will be over. Pity MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
:rofl :lol :rofl
Ren<---------
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Originally posted by BBQ_Bob
Are you chitting me, this thread is still alive. :rolleyes:
frankenthread.
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aaaaaggggghhhhh, die thread, die!! :aok
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My Aunt bee story:
I walked into the Mini-Mart this morning to buy some Preparation H ,when I noticed Aunt Bee from the 'Andy Griffith Show' behind the counter baking apple pies and humming 'In A Gadda Da Vida'. As I approached the counter, she whirled around, frothing at the mouth, wielding a butcher knife above her head.
"You must have some pie!" she insisted in her lilting sing-song voice. I dropped my package and ran out the door, nearly colliding with a careening taxi. I pounded on the cab's rear passenger as he screeched to a halt, and jumped inside. "Where to?' he asked. Before I could answer, he turned his bald head around and I noticed that he had no face--just a hole where his nose should have been. I screamed, and rolled out of the moving cab and struck my head on the curb where I remained unconscious for several minutes.
I am shaken awake by Mel Torme wearing a greasy, sleeveless denim Hell's Angels jacket. "Where can I score some crank?" he sings to me in an operatic tenor. I shrug my shoulders, focus my eyes, and stagger upright. I thank him and slink away. I stumble down the street into a Burger King and order a large Coke. As I sit down, I notice that all the patrons are wearing green Star- Trek-like jumpsuits and have vibrating metallic plugs extending from the back of their necks.
"What's happening here?" I ask the lady the lady seated at the table across from me. She smiles, and then projectile vomits yellow-orange chunks onto my table. The chunks immediately become animate and form themselves into a likeness of Joe Pesci's head. "What's so funny?" he demands. "Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you?" I edge away from the table and run out of the restaurant.
I enter my house, and everything seems normal, except that all the furniture has been replaced with Victorian antiques, and a strange family is seated at the dining room table eating what appears to be a mass of wriggling tentacles, claws, and hooves. They glance over at me momentarily, and then resume their slurping and chewing. I run upstairs to splash some cold water on my face and attempt to regain my composure. I lift the lid on the toilet seat and I am startled to see John Cleese's head grinning up at me. "I would like some cheese," he said, with a hint of irritation. I slammed the lid down and ran to my bedroom to cry.
After several minutes, I stare down and notice, growing on my knees, the thick black eyebrows belonging to former presidential hopeful Michael Dukakis. As I'm seated on the foot of my bed, I hear a shuffling from below, and out from between my legs on the floor slides "Grandpa" Al Lewis, dressed in full 'Munsters' regalia. However, he is manically spouting Dennis Hopper's lines from 'Blue Velvet'.
"Where's my bourbon?" he demanded. "Don't you freakin' look at me!" He grew more menacing by the moment. "Daddy's coming home!" He slapped me across the face. "Don't you freakin' look at me!"
I ran out of the bedroom toward the kitchen with him shouting after me, "I'm gonna send you a love letter! Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a freakin' gun!"
I grabbed the phone, sweat streaming off of me in rivers. I noticed the sweat sizzling and burning holes as it struck the white kitchen tile floor. I frantically dial 911 and wait through an eternity of rings until finally a voice answers, "Mayberry Sheriff's Department." It was Don Knotts. Before I could speak, he said that Aunt Bee was on her way over with those pies.
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:rofl
nice.
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AuntBee==Voss
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LoL, you guys are a riot! It's good to see that through all our differences and arguements, we can still come together and flame old ladies:rofl :p
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Originally posted by mojo55
My Aunt bee story:
I walked into the Mini-Mart this morning to buy some Preparation H ,....(edited to save space)
Wow dude , I'm sure that Aunt Bee gave you the ergot laden bread man !! She mighta even put some THC butter on there with some cilli blue shroom honey.
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16 more replies to this topic and we'll hit 200 replies...LOL
Come on guys you can do it...:D
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MRRRGGGGGGNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
(viens popping out of forehead)
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Originally posted by JB88
MRRRGGGGGGNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
(viens popping out of forehead)
You gunna pop a vein tryin that hard to look away from Hondo's avatits.
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(http://www.gaylehatch.com/mattbruce.jpg)
must impress avitits...must impress avitits...must impress....
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Originally posted by Killjoy2
I would like to believe Aunt Bee is real.
Ever since the Easter bunny was exposed as a fraud, I've just felt aone and frightened.
If we all clap our hands Tinkerbell might get better.
Aunt Bee is Aces with me!
The Easter Bunny is not a fraud!! Sure he's a little messed up, but how would you feel if you had to dump eggs out yer prettythang several thousand times over every year.
(http://www.hellonearth.com/bunnies/img_old/b_easter.jpg)
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Ha, tapped into the spycam network from my comp here at work, and I found AuntBee! Not quite as old as we thought, but she's been havin a good laugh at you!
(http://www.hellonearth.com/bunnies/img_old/s_alfredlaptop.jpg)
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Originally posted by Slash27
Whats your favorite episode of Walker Texas Ranger?
Any old lady would have answered this by now.
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auntbee you have created a monster!
Auntbee
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Originally posted by SuperDud
LoL, you guys are a riot! It's good to see that through all our differences and arguements, we can still come together and flame old ladies:rofl :p
If a community cannot come together to flame a poor innocent 81 year old grandma, what kind of community would we be? I, for one, am proud to be part of a community that flames poor innocent 81 year old grandmas.
I am a little surprised that no one has yet to ask if she's got any great grand daughters that are hotties.
ack-ack
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hey AuntBee,..........
you got any grand daughters that are hotties?
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...this oughta get ol Aunt Bee going if she's real...
Matlock is one a them ther homysexuals !!!!
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(http://www.augustbach.com/troll.jpg)
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AB..Arian Brotherhood?
either way..please dotn turn me in..
You repeated multiple tiem you were taking screen shots of my text,...
Im sorry If Chiks w/ priks offended you
Im sorry I called you an oll Bag
Im sorry I said my grandma will kik ur *** in the DA
cant remember the rest,..but hey you knwo how it is to be an old blue hair...right?
you told us HTC has ur adrees and HT woudl confirm your are a girl ..who flies liek a girl..and talks liek a girl
You must me HTC mom!!!!..I caught YA
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does it really matter?:confused:
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yes
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this thread has more life than the enegizer bunny :rofl hey AuntBee can you knit me some velcro gloves to handle those slippery sheep :D
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Originally posted by SFCHONDO
16 more replies to this topic and we'll hit 200 replies...LOL
Come on guys you can do it...:D
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Originally posted by AuntBee
Has it occured to you Mr WMLute, that there are Women who actually "learn" in this world ? There are those of us who do not get stuck in our past but rather advance right alongside our fellows? This would include terminology, especially if one were working in a field dealing with people on a day to day basis.
Of course if a person were in one of the trades ie construction etc, then advancing ones education ( other then in that specific trade ) would be bothersome and needless would it not? It would be much more satisfactory to plunk ones rear end in front of the TV and watch the SuperBowl while wifey serves the beer and chips..right?
Well sir this is one elder Lady who would never put herself in a subserviant position to any man especially not the kind of man you are while playing this game, what with your taunts and name calling directed at me..SHAME WMLute, SHAME !!!!
hey lute, you ever heard of the origins of "rule of thumb"?
:D
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Originally posted by AuntBee
Hi my name is Barbara
Hi my name iz Nomak...... I look foreward to dismembering you in the DA.
<--Wink>
Dave
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My opinion of 'Barabara' or Aunt Bee, is that of a gender confused individual. This sad but present phenomena has become more noticable due the internet and the anonymity it provides. I contend that 'Barabara' is not a female nor 81 years of age but is instead a 14 year old male child who has been allowed access to the internet unsupervised!
That said, all qualifications of an Aces High pilot have been met! Welcome aboard Aunt Bee.
Regards,
Malta
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Originally posted by Nomak
Hi my name iz Nomak...... I look foreward to dismembering you in the DA.
<--Wink>
Dave
Oh sure, go pick on an 81 year old helpless grandma. Have you no shame?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by stantond
My opinion of 'Barabara' or Aunt Bee, is that of a gender confused individual. This sad but present phenomena has become more noticable due the internet and the anonymity it provides. I contend that 'Barabara' is not a female nor 81 years of age but is instead a 14 year old male child who has been allowed access to the internet unsupervised!
That said, all qualifications of an Aces High pilot have been met! Welcome aboard Aunt Bee.
Regards,
Malta
AHA! MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!!
ergo...aunt bee might actually BE aunt bee ... or is she? just because she is housed in a rotund country kitchen frycook by day doesnt make her any less or who she is...or does it.
we need a shrink. stat.
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Originally posted by stantond
My opinion of 'Barabara' or Aunt Bee, is that of a gender confused individual. This sad but present phenomena has become more noticable due the internet and the anonymity it provides.
Malta
I heard it was the horemones in the chicken.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
AuntBee is really Leviathns Feminine Alter Ego shades account.
He told me so.
OUCH!
No not Ouch's shade account, ouch as in the arse whoopin the CO's gonna lay on you for that!
BTW...still no "sparkle" eh?