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Title: I'm convinced
Post by: midnight Target on April 01, 2005, 08:35:31 AM

Guns are the salvation of democracy.
All abortions are murder.
Gay marriage is an abomination.
Ted Kennedy is the anti-christ.
All universities are just breeding grounds for commies.
Jane Fonda lost the war for us.
GWB is the greatest President since Lincoln.
There is no racism.
Evolution is a fraud.
The WMD's were probably smuggled out just before the war.
Rush Limbaugh is a great American journalist.
Dan Rather never once told the truth.
Fox news is fair and balanced.
Terry Schaivo wanted to live and actually had a brain.
The Easter Bunny ran off with Santa.













Feel free to quote me...


:eek:

Title: Re: I'm convinced
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 01, 2005, 08:38:15 AM

Quote

Originally posted by midnight Target
Feel free to quote me...

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Kegger26 on April 01, 2005, 08:40:25 AM

One of the weaker attempts at fishing I have seen in a long time.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Jackal1 on April 01, 2005, 08:41:37 AM

"me"

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: lazs2 on April 01, 2005, 08:45:30 AM

let me guess...  Wife and her girfriends left you alone this weekend while they went to the spa?  

there will be hell to pay when she get's back and sees this thread... better delete it.

lazs

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Airhead on April 01, 2005, 08:47:00 AM

I can agree with all of it but the part of Santa Claus praticing beastiality with rabbits.

That one sounds fishy to me.

Title: Re: I'm convinced
Post by: moot on April 01, 2005, 08:51:19 AM

2)which is an abomination?..
3)..to what?
5)The problem being closet/predisposed commies, or commification by uni's?
8) there is no spoon, either
9)everything is a fraud of some degree till proven irrefutable to the quanta.
15)(http://taenia.homestead.com/files/Easter_is_cancelled.jpg)

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: slimm50 on April 01, 2005, 08:52:30 AM

Man, MT, I was eatin it up 'til I got to the parts about Rush Limbaugh and Dan Rather. BTW,  I believe you're dead-on about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Who knew?

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: GtoRA2 on April 01, 2005, 10:37:43 AM

BAh, April fool you are MT!!


That stuff is all true!!

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Skydancer on April 01, 2005, 10:44:17 AM

Sure you don't mean commited?

Look out the men in white coats are coming!
(http://www.dvdtown.com/media/screenshots/small/10559.jpg)

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Creamo on April 01, 2005, 11:03:39 AM

I truly hate this day.

April Fools always starts the same. Some dipchit uses it to promote their online persona agenda on the message board by extra cleverly announcing the opposite they posted all year, Zzzzzzzz.

Boring...

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Swager on April 01, 2005, 11:43:14 AM

Well Creamo, with all the things he is convinced of, I doubt he truely knows what day it is.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Creamo on April 01, 2005, 11:55:02 AM

Shhh, Im on the "Patrol Grid at A23" career mission. It's kinda dark. Long run outta Brest... The obvious is still intact.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: lasersailor184 on April 01, 2005, 12:15:19 PM

Hey hey hey.


Not all universities are the breeding grounds for commies.

Some are just rally points.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Sikboy on April 01, 2005, 01:15:59 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Hey hey hey.


Not all universities are the breeding grounds for commies.

Some are just rally points.

lol

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: NUKE on April 01, 2005, 01:23:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Creamo
I truly hate this day.

You hate every day.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Skuzzy on April 01, 2005, 01:46:24 PM

Well NUKE, if you looked like FUNKED, smelled like SOB, and Fatty was your Daddy,...wouldn't you hate everyday?  :D

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: ASTAC on April 01, 2005, 01:54:35 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Well NUKE, if you looked like FUNKED, smelled like SOB, and Fatty was your Daddy,...wouldn't you hate everyday?  :D

Personal Attack......






Against whoever you were refering to:rofl

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 01, 2005, 01:55:55 PM

Hes allowed to attack anyone he wants. His momma HT says so.

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Skuzzy on April 01, 2005, 02:04:45 PM

And you are trying to be a moderator ASTAC.  :D

And BJ has no sense of humor, but does take the prize for stinky socks.  :lol

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: ASTAC on April 01, 2005, 02:06:14 PM

I'd love to be a moderator:D

However I would probrably have a bad habit of supressing ideas that I didn't agree with....

I tend not to be able to tolerate both sides of a "debate" on here very well..as you well know.:D

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Skydancer on April 01, 2005, 02:36:19 PM

Hey Skuzzy hope youre more advanced than the HAL 9000 otherwise we are all going to get our life support pulled!:D

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: AWMac on April 01, 2005, 02:46:53 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Well NUKE, if you looked like FUNKED, smelled like SOB, and Fatty was your Daddy,...wouldn't you hate everyday?  :D

:rofl :rofl


Sig Material!!!

:aok

Title: Re: I'm convinced
Post by: Saintaw on April 01, 2005, 03:15:49 PM

Quote

Originally posted by midnight Target
Guns are the salvation of democracy.
All abortions are murder.
Gay marriage is an abomination.
Ted Kennedy is the anti-christ.
All universities are just breeding grounds for commies.
Jane Fonda lost the war for us.
GWB is the greatest President since Lincoln.
There is no racism.
Evolution is a fraud.
The WMD's were probably smuggled out just before the war.
Rush Limbaugh is a great American journalist.
Dan Rather never once told the truth.
Fox news is fair and balanced.
Terry Schaivo wanted to live and actually had a brain.
The Easter Bunny ran off with Santa.
 

I smell copyright problems here... NUKE, wasn't this the book you were going to write? :D

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: Sandman on April 01, 2005, 04:23:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by ASTAC
I'd love to be a moderator:D

Which is exactly the reason why you shouldn't be. ;)

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: ASTAC on April 01, 2005, 05:30:18 PM

I agree

Title: I'm convinced
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 01, 2005, 05:40:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Skydancer
Hey Skuzzy hope youre more advanced than the HAL 9000 otherwise we are all going to get our life support pulled!:D

There's more than a few here that need it.