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Title: My fake grass
Post by: NUKE on April 01, 2005, 11:07:09 PM
As some may know, I quit my job and am starting a company with two partners. We will be the  Arizona distributor in a certain brand of synthetic grass.

Well, we got some samples of about 20 different types and I took some pics of it today. What do you think of this?

Also, we measured out our first 2 jobs this week, one of which is a 2 million dollar home in the Biltmore area, front and back lawn to be replaced with our product.
A third multi-million dollar home is slated to follow.

Anyway, I'll update you guys and post a some pics of our first job when it's done.

These are  pics I snapped today of some of the samples......putting greens and lawn type grass.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/913818/grass1.jpg)

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/913818/grass2.jpg)

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/913818/grass4.jpg)

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/913818/grass3.jpg)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Seagoon on April 01, 2005, 11:11:14 PM
Had me fooled. What's it made out of?

I used to play on a field with the nasty old 70's gen "astro-turf." Man did that stuff give a wicked burn when you slid on it.

Hope yours is more knee, elbow, and face friendly.

Godspeed with your new venture.

- SEAGOON
Title: My fake grass
Post by: NUKE on April 01, 2005, 11:17:56 PM
It's made of polypropylene yarn. It's very soft...even feels like grass. When installed, it's filled with rubber and silicon sand.

Thanks Seagoon.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Reschke on April 01, 2005, 11:19:34 PM
Nuke did you do a franchise? I am looking at one from a company based in Arizona called Tuff Turf and would like to ask you a few questions. PM me with your email addy or just email me through the board here. Thanks
Title: My fake grass
Post by: NUKE on April 01, 2005, 11:25:47 PM
We didn't buy a franchise, we are buying the exclusive distributor rights in all of Arizona for this brand.  

We are still just getting it rolling and are not actually in business yet, but I will drop you an email and answer any questions  you have about this stuff.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Reschke on April 01, 2005, 11:32:48 PM
CC Nuke. With Tuff Turf I am looking at the franchise for the market here in Alabama as well as the distributor role.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Seagoon on April 01, 2005, 11:43:15 PM
Sounds good.

Hey, occurs to me you could get spin off business marketing ride-on mowers with the blade removed to keep the neighbors guessing. :aok
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Sparks on April 01, 2005, 11:53:53 PM
That stuff looks good.  Ideal for disabled folks - e.g. my ex still lives in the house and likes the big lawn but can't mow it or look after it - she has to pay to get it cut etc.  This would be ideal.

Good luck Nuke. :aok

Sparks
Title: My fake grass
Post by: airbumba on April 01, 2005, 11:58:40 PM
That's not by any chance made by a company in Montreal is it?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Masherbrum on April 02, 2005, 12:22:53 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
It's made of polypropylene yarn. It's very soft...even feels like grass. When installed, it's filled with rubber and silicon sand.

Thanks Seagoon.


Looks exactly like the "grass" at Ford Field here in Detroit (Detroit Lions).

Karaya
Title: My fake grass
Post by: LePaul on April 02, 2005, 12:37:47 AM
You know, Nuke, you make fake pot plants and we'll have a grand ole time laughing at the police choppers and cruisers that show up :)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: OIO on April 02, 2005, 08:18:59 AM
Nuke, got any that looks like st augustine grass?


what do you guys do to prevent real grass  or weeds from growing inside the fake one?


ive only seen one type of fake grass in my life and apparently it was such a good copy of the original that grasshoppers and other insects gnawed the grass away... what does your grass have to prevent this?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: lazs2 on April 02, 2005, 08:23:11 AM
I think it would blow away here like a cheap toupe.

lazs
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Jackal1 on April 02, 2005, 08:46:14 AM
I just want to know if the fake grass also comes with fake chiggers included or is there a charge for that option?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Rolex on April 02, 2005, 08:53:51 AM
I think I had an allergy to that fake grass. Well, maybe it was a false allergy, but I went to a fake doctor anyway, and he gave me a counterfeit prescription for some look-a-like pills that I had filled at an imitation drug store. The fake little sneezing stopped, but I started having fake orgasms with my make-believe wife, who was nothing more than a cheap copy of a blow-up doll.

Then I found a knock off of a replica of a water sprinkler that spread fake water over the fake grass and it seemed to help keep the imitation pollen from spreading. But that didn't last long, so I had faux concrete poured over the fake grass and  turned it into a genuine, imitation parking lot.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Jackal1 on April 02, 2005, 09:03:41 AM
Have the make believe autos shown up yet?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Rolex on April 02, 2005, 09:09:35 AM
Naw... I sold artificial X-mas trees during the winter and made a fortune. :)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: DieAz on April 02, 2005, 09:10:57 AM
Nuke, any warranty on how long that stuff lasts?
or better question, about how long does it last?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: lazs2 on April 02, 2005, 09:20:49 AM
When I was a contractor we were redoing a bunch of hotel rooms and when we moved a dresser it had a sticker on it that said... "this piece of furniture is made from genuine wood grain formica.  Accept no cheap substitutes."

lazs
Title: My fake grass
Post by: storch on April 02, 2005, 09:29:07 AM
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Originally posted by Rolex
I think I had an allergy to that fake grass. Well, maybe it was a false allergy, but I went to a fake doctor anyway, and he gave me a counterfeit prescription for some look-a-like pills that I had filled at an imitation drug store. The fake little sneezing stopped, but I started having fake orgasms with my make-believe wife, who was nothing more than a cheap copy of a blow-up doll.

Then I found a knock off of a replica of a water sprinkler that spread fake water over the fake grass and it seemed to help keep the imitation pollen from spreading. But that didn't last long, so I had faux concrete poured over the fake grass and  turned it into a genuine, imitation parking lot.
:rofl
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Dago on April 02, 2005, 09:35:35 AM
You need a side business selling John Deer lawn vaccums that just look like riding lawn tractors.

You may not have to mow it, but you will probably need to vaccum the sand and dust out of it.

Probaby need a scrubber too for the dogs that think this is the perfect place to shxt and pee.

dago
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Scootter on April 02, 2005, 10:49:44 AM
is it the first of April?


;)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Maverick on April 02, 2005, 10:52:10 AM
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Originally posted by Seagoon
Sounds good.

Hey, occurs to me you could get spin off business marketing ride-on mowers with the blade removed to keep the neighbors guessing. :aok


Seagoon,

That really wouldn't work. Outside of a golf course no one in Arizona has a real lawn large enough to need a riding mower. They'd know for sure it was fake if they saw a mower like that on it.  ;)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Airhead on April 02, 2005, 10:58:57 AM
Nuke, wehat would make your lawn look really cool is some of those plastic flamingos and a fake birdbath. It would make me look, anyway.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 02, 2005, 11:41:37 AM
What happens when a dog comes by and deposits a gift?  Is it fecal freindly?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: NUKE on April 02, 2005, 01:42:42 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
I think it would blow away here like a cheap toupe.

lazs


naw, not after all the infill is placed.

Just to answer a few questions:

1. It's gauranteed against  defects for 7 years, 15 years for fading. For non comercial use, you can expect the stuff to last for up to 20 years.

2. Weeds: we take out any old lawn with a turf remover and go 4 inches down, then treat for weeds and place granit infill over the dirt. This prevents weeds and allows good water drainage.

3. you dont have to vacume it....just use a leaf blower on it.

4. I think I have st augustine...have about 20 different kinds. The most expensive stuff I have is the Kentucky bluegrass for some reason.

5. Pets. If your dog craps on it, just hose it off.....but it's not recommended for a premanent pet area.

Anyway, I'll post some pics of this place we just measured....beofre and after. It's got a huge lawn ( front and back) and the guy is paying $1000.00 a month just to maintain it and his plants/trees.

I'm going to make a nice suit out of the grass too.....so I look like a player.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: OIO on April 02, 2005, 05:58:02 PM
heh then too bad you aint here in florida. I tell ya people HATE to mow the farking lawn in this heat.


Well at least I do. :p
Title: My fake grass
Post by: takeda on April 02, 2005, 06:05:12 PM
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Originally posted by Seagoon

I used to play on a field with the nasty old 70's gen "astro-turf." Man did that stuff give a wicked burn when you slid on it.

You bet it was nasty.... I still sport a faint burn scar in my knee from a bad slip on that kind of stuff in daycare, about 1978. I remember I cried my lungs out.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: DieAz on April 02, 2005, 09:56:24 PM
whats the price range (cheapest to highest) per square ft/yd?

what would price range be for 1 acre installed?

just an estimate will be fine. (unless you really want to crunch the numbers)
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Curval on April 02, 2005, 10:35:47 PM
Can you play golf on it?
Title: My fake grass
Post by: NUKE on April 02, 2005, 10:54:12 PM
Dieaz, I don't have my price sheet in front of me, but it can vary between 3 and up to 8 dollars a square foot installed. Lots of variables though so it really depends.

I actually like our mid-priced stuff the best as far as the look and feel of a lawn.  I'm meeting with my partners tomorrow and can give you a better idea of prices if you want.

Curval, yes. Most people that sell it go for the golf market....home putting greens and stuff are popular. We are going to do putting greens too, but our focus is residential and maybe some commerial.

It's funny how the stuff just seems to sell itself. For instance, we looked at an office/wharehouse last week and talked to the agent. She asked what we did and after we told her, she said you would like an estimate on replacing all the grass at that office complex.
Title: My fake grass
Post by: Curval on April 02, 2005, 11:04:43 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Curval, yes. Most people that sell it go for the golf market....home putting greens and stuff are popular. We are going to do putting greens too, but our focus is residential and maybe some commerial.


Those desert style courses in Arizona seems like a perfect fit though.  :)