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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Steve on April 02, 2005, 02:14:23 PM
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My dogs wrote a song. Below are the lyrics, based on their real experiences. First one to guess what song this is based on wins!
Come home Stacy, please don’t be late
I’m so hungry I don’t think I can wait
Ah but sooner or later it comes down to fate
Which purse is gonna be the one?
Well you showed me a rope, told me to play
I’d rather chew a roll of TP any day
They never told you the price that you pay
Havin beagles is so much fun
Open the door we’ll run!
That’s what I said
Open the door we’ll run, open the door we’ll run.
You might have seen me run w/ a crazy little hound.
His legs are short and he’s low to the ground,
but that doesn’t mean when we’re runnin around,
we’re not havin tons of fun.
So come on Lisa, leave open your door
I’ll run in there and wreak havoc some more
If you leave anything lying on the floor
It’s there for some chew toy fun
Come on, open the door we’ll run!
Woah woah woah woah woah
I tell ya
Open the door we’ll run, open the door we’ll run!
You had some nice white scrubs and some flowers on your graduation
I had your Kenneth Cole
Mmm and an empty bowl
But Stacy that purse wasn’t quite enough nutrition,
You didn’t count on me
chewin up a pair of shoes or three.
(oh woah woah)
They say there’s a heaven for all dog’s today
We lay in the sun, sleep and play all day
If you open the front door we’re not runnin away
We’re just lookin for some fun
You know open the door we’ll run
Oh woah Stacy,
I tell ya
Open the door we’ll run, open the door we’ll run.
You saw the only thing Travis said I could give you was much frustration
He never cared for me,
I’m so happy you adopted me, oh woah woah
Wake up, wake up, wake up Stacy, come down and play.
We’ll run ‘round the table all day.
If you don’t get the heck outta the way,
I’ll catch you and bite your buns.
U know if you open the door we’ll run!
I’m telling you Stacy
Open the door we’ll run, open the door we’ll run.
Open the dooooooooor
Open the door we’ll run
Open the dooooooooor
Open the door we’ll run
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LOL, nice!
too easy Steve. I wont give it away.
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Too short to be "Stairway to Heaven".
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Ron,
Stacy would like to get the Karaoke (spelling?) version and have you record it.
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Okay Steve, I'd do that.
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Only the good die young.
Billy Joel
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I don't know about that Blooz: it also perfectly fits "I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
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lol
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Here's one that I'll bet no one gets...
Sung to a tune our grandfather's know, (Grandfather taught it to me) in a heavy Nilsen accent.
Vell I got dis here new girlfriend
An’ I van’ to look real nice,
So I go to vun Yew clothes shop
For to ask some good advice
Vell dis Yew vot sales dees clotheses
He yust yump right up an’ down
An’ he says he sales the bestest
Vot dey got in dis here town!
Vell he show me some new trousers
Mit a zipper for to pee
An’ I tink by yumpin’ yimmine
Dem look pretty good to me
So I go an’ call on Olga
An’ I tink I look alright
Vhat you know by yumpin’ yimmine
Olga say she tinks she might
So I feel for little handle
For to give von dam gud yerk
Vhat you know by yumpin’ yimmine
No could make da dam ting verk
So by now Olga has cooled off
An’ I loose von dam gud chance
And I know by God from now on
I’ll have buttons on my pants
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Honestly, it sounds like Oh Suzanna.
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Good job Blooz, Nuke.
Beet, I dnno about Stairway to Heaven but Ron and his brothers did a hysterical version of Hotel California.
James, bring me my wine.
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This isn't a flame or anything, but am I the only person that absolutely can't stand reading music lyrics?
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Originally posted by Steve
James, bring me my wine.
Sean! his name was Sean damn you!
"such a lovely place, lying bellybutton to face"
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we havent had that spirit her since...1969.
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Originally posted by JB88
and still those voices are calling,
from far away
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Holden's tune is "The Gambler".
Kenny Rogers
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lol nice sig lazerus
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such a lovely place, lying bellybutton to face"
No no no !
I thought it was: Such a squealing place....
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Originally posted by Blooz
Holden's tune is "The Gambler".
Kenny Rogers
Almost fits, but not quite. My tune is several decades older.
There's a sandwhich with a similar name
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Hmm....Rueben James?
Not sure how the tune goes so I can't test my guess.