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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: eskimo on February 23, 2001, 02:20:00 AM
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OK guys, fess up.
Sound off if you have ever put your bomber on auto-pilot and gone to the back of the plane to "visit" you favorite Stewardess?
eskimo
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ROFLMAO!!!!
You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.
"You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says.
The only virtual mile high club I would be able to join is if the stewardess ws also virtual and all the action was .. well you know (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
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"Wing up, Get kills, Be happy"
Midnight
13th TAS
midnight@13thtas.com
"I see you have made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it." -Brandon Lee (The Crow)
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Does watching the porn sites with alt + tab while flyin towards the battle count? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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AH : Maniac
WB : -nr-1-
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Originally posted by Midnight:
..."You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says...
LOL! Damn she's picky. Just tell her that when your 70 you'll be wishing you hadn't wasted those precious minutes. LOL! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Does intentionally augering, instead of returning to base, count? Heheheheh (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
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No one ever did ask what happened to my C47 during the last AK frame.
Just somehow slipped off autopilot and augered into the med.
Pilot and company bailed long before. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nope, never ! <Ripsnort looks at Geeman flying Aces High, looks at wife winking at the office door...shrugs..>
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I could probably get away with it if I lied to her... but she'd know something was up if I didn't go to sleep right afterwards.
Besides.. why would you need to have a bomber in autopilot for this? Normally it takes me at least 4 minutes to get to the fight. That's enough time for sex and a 3 1/2 minute nap.
AKDejaVu
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You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.
LOL! I just got a vision of you standing there with your pants down and AH running in the background begging your wife to reconsider (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
I can't even believe you asked (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
AKDejaVu
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Dammit Moose....we needed that last transport to get the bonus points!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Thanks for letting the entire LW force in Northern Afrika down. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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I usually have the stewardess come up to the cockpit. Its all about SA you know!
Y
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We got the bonus points even with the auger. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
I remember on the AAR for the Transport group, one of the CMs was like 'Moose, C47: unknown'
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Olive brings me cookies while I'm flying. At my age that qualifies. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Does a quickie with the wife in the shower count, while on auto climbing to alt.
or.......
buy me a few beers and I'll tell ya a few past con stories with the names changed to protect the guilty.
bojc and major HJ
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Originally posted by bojc:
Does a quickie with the wife in the shower count, while on auto climbing to alt.
bojc and major HJ
Yeah, I remember those days in Warbirds, since AH, I now change diapers during climbout! Arrrrgh! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Does it count if you were by yourself at the time? I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.
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How about if you hear:
Well, I'm going to sleep... you can go play your GAME now.
TIP: If you DO hear that, you actually CAN'T go play your game...
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Originally posted by Moose11:
We got the bonus points even with the auger. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
I remember on the AAR for the Transport group, one of the CMs was like 'Moose, C47: unknown'
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Ahh yes...I do remember that now. I believe it was SOB writing that AAR. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
[This message has been edited by sling322 (edited 02-23-2001).]
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Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time? I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.
Palm Pilot? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time? I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.
I think this goes under that thread discussing flying with two joysticks, hardware I think (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
oh yea, not a member of the club (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
it's either or here
Eagler
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Newswire: Reuters
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February 23rd, 1944
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GERMAN PILOT TRIED FOR DESERTION, TREASON
Berlin: A young German transport pilot was tried today in Berlin for losing control of his cargo plane during the battle of North Afrika three months ago.
While flying supplies to the much-deprived troops at Malta, the young Lt. Adam Muse is alleged to have ditched his Ju-52 transport into the Mediterrainian Sea. Upon ditching, he exited his plane and engaged in lewd sexual acts while in his liferaft with his female co-pilot.
Lt. Muse denies all charges and claims that a hydaulic leak caused his controls to cease functioning, forcing him to ditch the aircraft. When asked about his lack of clothes upon rescue, his reponse was "they were torn off while escaping the sinking aircraft."
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heh - yeah but not in AH - on msfs2000. i had it on autopilot from zurich to istanbul - i forgot all about it and when i came back i found my 727 just circling the airport at 27k ft - good thing they didnt model pissed off passengers on that sim!
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Well, Midnight and I are in the same club. After 6 years of marriage I keep getting the "tell me when it's over" signal, which will probably mean something entirely different after another 20 years passes. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Of course, the 3am raids, that I like to get involved in, are entirely different than squad night. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Be really daring.
Let someone ".join" first (Think they would ever know)?
"snafu you might want to pull up now..... snafu?, SNAFU?????"
TTFN
snafu
[This message has been edited by snafu (edited 02-23-2001).]
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I went looking, but she had long since moved out ;(
[This message has been edited by buhdman (edited 02-23-2001).]
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Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time? I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.
you mean two handed, but with two sticks... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)