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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: eskimo on February 23, 2001, 02:20:00 AM
OK guys, fess up.  
Sound off if you have ever put your bomber on auto-pilot and gone to the back of the plane to "visit" you favorite Stewardess?

eskimo
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Midnight on February 23, 2001, 04:42:00 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!

You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.

"You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says.

The only virtual mile high club I would be able to join is if the stewardess ws also virtual and all the action was .. well you know  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

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Midnight
13th TAS
 midnight@13thtas.com

"I see you have made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it." -Brandon Lee (The Crow)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Maniac on February 23, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
Does watching the porn sites with alt + tab while flyin towards the battle count?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)



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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Jimdandy on February 23, 2001, 08:03:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Midnight:

..."You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says...

LOL! Damn she's picky. Just tell her that when your 70 you'll be wishing you hadn't wasted those precious minutes. LOL!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Vermillion on February 23, 2001, 08:16:00 AM
Does intentionally augering, instead of returning to base, count? Heheheheh  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Moose11 on February 23, 2001, 09:19:00 AM
No one ever did ask what happened to my C47 during the last AK frame.

Just somehow slipped off autopilot and augered into the med.


Pilot and company bailed long before.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Revvin on February 23, 2001, 09:21:00 AM
 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 23, 2001, 09:30:00 AM
Nope, never ! <Ripsnort looks at Geeman flying Aces High, looks at wife winking at the office door...shrugs..>
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 23, 2001, 09:42:00 AM
I could probably get away with it if I lied to her... but she'd know something was up if I didn't go to sleep right afterwards.

Besides.. why would you need to have a bomber in autopilot for this?  Normally it takes me at least 4 minutes to get to the fight.  That's enough time for sex and a 3 1/2 minute nap.

AKDejaVu
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 23, 2001, 09:44:00 AM
 
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You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.

LOL! I just got a vision of you standing there with your pants down and AH running in the background begging your wife to reconsider (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

I can't even believe you asked (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

AKDejaVu
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: sling322 on February 23, 2001, 10:06:00 AM
Dammit Moose....we needed that last transport to get the bonus points!!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Thanks for letting the entire LW force in Northern Afrika down.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Yeager on February 23, 2001, 10:07:00 AM
I usually have the stewardess come up to the cockpit.  Its all about SA you know!

Y
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Moose11 on February 23, 2001, 10:15:00 AM
We got the bonus points even with the auger. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I remember on the AAR for the Transport group, one of the CMs was like 'Moose, C47: unknown'

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: popeye on February 23, 2001, 10:27:00 AM
Olive brings me cookies while I'm flying.  At my age that qualifies.    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: bojc on February 23, 2001, 11:24:00 AM
Does a quickie with the wife in the shower count, while on auto climbing to alt.

or.......
buy me a few beers and I'll tell ya a few past con stories with the names changed to protect the guilty.

bojc and major HJ
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 23, 2001, 11:44:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by bojc:
Does a quickie with the wife in the shower count, while on auto climbing to alt.
bojc and major HJ

Yeah, I remember those days in Warbirds, since AH, I now change diapers during climbout! Arrrrgh!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: funked on February 23, 2001, 12:24:00 PM
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time?  I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Kratzer on February 23, 2001, 01:12:00 PM
How about if you hear:

Well, I'm going to sleep... you can go play your GAME now.

TIP: If you DO hear that, you actually CAN'T go play your game...
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: sling322 on February 23, 2001, 02:08:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Moose11:
We got the bonus points even with the auger.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I remember on the AAR for the Transport group, one of the CMs was like 'Moose, C47: unknown'

   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Ahh yes...I do remember that now.  I believe it was SOB writing that AAR.    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by sling322 (edited 02-23-2001).]
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 23, 2001, 02:10:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time?  I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.

Palm Pilot?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Eagler on February 23, 2001, 02:27:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time?  I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.

I think this goes under that thread discussing flying with two joysticks, hardware I think  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

oh yea, not a member of the club  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
it's either or here
Eagler
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Moose11 on February 23, 2001, 03:04:00 PM
Newswire: Reuters
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February 23rd, 1944
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GERMAN PILOT TRIED FOR DESERTION, TREASON

Berlin: A young German transport pilot was tried today in Berlin for losing control of his cargo plane during the battle of North Afrika three months ago.


While flying supplies to the much-deprived troops at Malta, the young Lt. Adam Muse is alleged to have ditched his Ju-52 transport into the Mediterrainian Sea. Upon ditching, he exited his plane and engaged in lewd sexual acts while in his liferaft with his female co-pilot.

Lt. Muse denies all charges and claims that a hydaulic leak caused his controls to cease functioning, forcing him to ditch the aircraft. When asked about his lack of clothes upon rescue, his reponse was "they were torn off while escaping the sinking aircraft."

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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: mrfish on February 23, 2001, 03:19:00 PM
heh - yeah but not in AH - on msfs2000. i had it on autopilot from zurich to istanbul - i forgot all about it and when i came back i found my 727 just circling the airport at 27k ft - good thing they didnt model pissed off passengers on that sim!
Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: Voss on February 23, 2001, 03:47:00 PM
Well, Midnight and I are in the same club. After 6 years of marriage I keep getting the "tell me when it's over" signal, which will probably mean something entirely different after another 20 years passes.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Of course, the 3am raids, that I like to get involved in, are entirely different than squad night.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: snafu on February 23, 2001, 04:32:00 PM
Be really daring.

Let someone ".join" first (Think they would  ever know)?

"snafu you might want to pull up now..... snafu?, SNAFU?????"

TTFN
snafu

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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: buhdman on February 23, 2001, 04:37:00 PM
I went looking, but she had long since moved out ;(

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Title: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"?
Post by: mietla on February 23, 2001, 04:42:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by funked:
Does it count if you were by yourself at the time?  I think we have some one-handed pilots out there.

you mean two handed, but with two sticks...  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)