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Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 05, 2005, 07:12:15 AM
............................. .............or maybe just a little indepth counseling. :)
  Yesterday I pulled up to a local gas station for a little go juice. I was gonna do the pumping and my wife was going in to pay and to grab something to drink and snack on.
  I asked her if she would grab me a pack of smokes while she was at it.
  What did she do???? Well, thinking she was being waaaaay cool and overly funny she came back to the car , sit down grinning like a possum and handed me my cigs. She started giggling like one of my grandkids. I looked down and what did I see? She had gottem me a pack of Skydancer cigs. :D
  She thought it was just too funny.
If she had also brought me a Zulu cola or possibly an Americon snack cake, it would have been the end , right there on the spot.
  Gonna have to have a long talk with that gal. ;)
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: lazs2 on April 05, 2005, 08:51:01 AM
skydancer ciggs are called "studmuffins".

lazs
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: beet1e on April 05, 2005, 09:13:54 AM
Smoking is a vile habit.   (http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/puke.gif)
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 05, 2005, 10:14:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
skydancer ciggs are called "studmuffins".

lazs


ROFL
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: JB88 on April 05, 2005, 10:23:31 AM
sounds to me like she's on to something.

and if she knows who skydancer is...well, he's doing his job just fine wouldnt you say?

heh heh.

wtg sky.

:aok

88
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 05, 2005, 10:39:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
sounds to me like she's on to something.

and if she knows who skydancer is...well, he's doing his job just fine wouldnt you say?

heh heh.

wtg sky.

:aok

88


Oh yea, she definitely knows who he is.
She is not nearly as polite when she voices her opinion of him as I am. :D
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: JB88 on April 05, 2005, 10:54:08 AM
lol

and the too much free time award of the year goes to?  (drumroll)

:p
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 12:13:24 PM
Wow my influence is Global!
:aok

:rofl :rofl

This is way way too funny.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 12:47:19 PM
:rofl

Jees I'm still chuckling.

Post a pic of those Cigs, might use em as an avatar!"

:rofl
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: RightF00T on April 05, 2005, 12:55:51 PM
What is the significance of her getting Skydancer?
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 12:59:51 PM
That Jackal Guy is obsessed with me! Seems like I'm invading his brain. :D :cool:
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2005, 01:02:20 PM
Skydancer, I never thought I'd say this but,   you may be right.

Oh my, that was painful.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 01:05:24 PM
Its Ok it only hurts the first time!

:lol
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2005, 01:05:50 PM
:eek:
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: JB88 on April 05, 2005, 01:09:44 PM
surgeon general's warning -

smoking skydancer cigarettes
may cause a lightening of the users neck,
independant points of view, reduced
urges to label others and periodic bouts of agreement with JB88.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 01:11:32 PM
:lol

Yep that reads about right
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Seeker on April 05, 2005, 01:15:56 PM
So have you raised one to your lips and sucked on it yet?
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 01:17:34 PM
As far as I know its only animals that can suck on themselves ;) Bloody good trick though! ;) :lol
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: RTSigma on April 05, 2005, 01:53:07 PM
Skydancer Cigarettes? Wow whats next, Nash Bars and Vanilla Voss Shakes?
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: koda76 on April 05, 2005, 03:41:15 PM
SkyDancers are made by the Seneca Tribe of oklahoma....they are $10.50 a carton
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: ASTAC on April 05, 2005, 03:46:43 PM
Here's a pic of the pack

(http://www.geocities.com/sfs_tie_pilot/lr479.jpg)
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 05, 2005, 05:04:10 PM
Cheers
:D
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: lazs2 on April 06, 2005, 08:35:09 AM
I thought they were made by a tribe of in san francisco.  The tribal dress is buttless leather chaps.

lazs
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 06, 2005, 09:10:35 AM
I think they are going to come out with a light version  called Soap Droppers. :D
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: JB88 on April 06, 2005, 10:33:54 AM
sky,

couldnt help but notice sky that lazs has added his dark bile to the rubish bin...

i have no idea what he is saying as i have him ignored...(i recommend it highly) but i would hazzard a guess that whatever it is it has something to do with his own misery and lack of self respect being projected upon the rest of the world in such a way as only his type can.

of course, being a compassionate human being, one might take pity upon him, which i do, but not to the extent that i am willing to invite him into my mind when i can just as easilly avoid it and remain just a tad less angry about the lot that some are dealt in life.

my .02  

take it for what its worth.

88
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 06, 2005, 11:36:17 AM
Jackal and Lazs seem to come from the same mold.

Thankfully the manufacturers have moved on a bit since then in most cases. They labled that mold  obsolete and chucked it in the bin.


As for Lazs post.

It was some oblique refernce to people of a "happy" (thats what the word used to mean! ) disposition. Personaly I think their fear and loathing is realy about their own insecurity.

I'm fine and very secure  and so is my "happy " lover

http://www.triumphrat.net/albums/album634/aax.sized.jpg



;) :lol :lol:D
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: lazs2 on April 06, 2005, 02:42:48 PM
hmm... 88 acuses me of not being appy and projecting yet... he states that he can't be happy if he even inadvertanly galnces at one of my posts... he worries about me invading his mind for some reason... He also then goes on to say that he is a tad less angry if he goes to the extreme of blinding himself to what I write.

It would appear to me that the person who act as he does is the real person who is insecure and angry.  

I have never felt that anyone was worth putting on ignore yet... I tend to judge each post on it's merit or lack thereof... I am perfectly capable of skimming long winded and nonsensical post and ignoring them without coming all unglued like skymincer and 88.

lazs
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 06, 2005, 05:40:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer
That Jackal Guy is obsessed with me! Seems like I'm invading his brain. :D :cool:


Only thing you are invading is the Lame Hall Of Fame. Your nomination has been approved.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 06, 2005, 05:43:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer


I'm fine and very secure  and so is my "happy " lover

 


Doe s your "happy lover" play AH also? If so what`s his ID?

Like I have stated before, we allready knew you were gay, but I didn`t really think you would admit it.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 06, 2005, 06:25:14 PM
Are you so dumb you cant click on a link? Or do you have very bad eyesight.

Jackal1, honestly you couldn't resist the comeback could you? Trouble is you lack any wit. You just keep trotting out the same lame crud. Its begining to look pathetic, dull and very boreing.

See if you can at least come up with something new huh? Please? Go on you can do it I know you can.

:lol :lol
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 06, 2005, 07:42:04 PM
So.... you have decided not to come out of the closet yet or what?

Geez, you gay guys change your mind more than women.

Don`t really see where the link explains anything concerning your public announcement of gayness. Some guy, ( I presume your lover you spoke of), on either an ugly *** Trumpet or a station wagon.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: lazs2 on April 07, 2005, 08:32:39 AM
skyprancer... when you get a little older you will realize that women are to enjoy...

Not for you to mindlessly listen to and then repeat everything they say on some American BB...

Unless you get old like MT did of course.

lazs
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 07, 2005, 07:00:04 PM
Jackal do you take some perverse pleasure in being rude and stupid at the same time.

What is your problem pal.

Don't like me?

Fine

Ignore me

So far every time I post you come back with some tawdry lame insult.

You have nothing of worth to add other than showing your idiocy and lack of vocabulary.

Get off the case pal its damaging you as this thread you started clearly shows.
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 07, 2005, 09:10:01 PM
Golly gee, strange I don`t feel damaged.
I`m just trying to help you get on out with it.
Now, for about the 10th time you are pleading for me to ignore you.
Aint gonna happen. I`ve explained to you before how to cure all your probs , but ya just don`t seem to easy to catch a drift now do you?
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Skydancer on April 08, 2005, 01:34:52 AM
Ok so be it.

Jackal1 you have nothing of value to add other than your ability to develop a fixation and then throw insult after insult usualy monotanously on the same theme.

end of subject you sad sad man ( if that be what you are ?).:rolleyes:
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 08, 2005, 06:09:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Skydancer
Ok so be it.

Jackal1 you have nothing of value to add other than your ability to develop a fixation and then throw insult after insult usualy monotanously on the same theme.
 


Zulu, you need to get you some new lines bud. Man you are in a real turmoil. Try not to let it get ya down. Ya know when something gets too monotonous or boring to me, I usualy just quit participating. I guess it must not be too monotonous for ya because I see you are still doing the same thing over and over. I think maybe you are just seeking guidance and don`t really know how to ask.
Maybe if you did a little recruiting for your red cell you could get your numbers up a tad. The way it is you will never defeat The Evil U.S. Empire.
 :D
Title: Time for a divorce?
Post by: lazs2 on April 08, 2005, 09:02:37 AM
actually zulu/skyprancer..  I find that it is you who is extremely predictable in any thread.   You will allways take the womanly viewpoint.  You are an extreme liberal incapable of reason.

lazs