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Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Chairboy on April 07, 2005, 05:04:04 PM: Hiya guys,

Anyone interested in guessing who the new pope will be? I've heard the following:

1. It will probably NOT be a US citizen.
2. The Nigerian Cardinal seems pretty popular.

Anyone else want to predict or share rumors?

I'm atheist, but I think JPII did a fine job, and he will be a tough act to follow.
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Habu on April 07, 2005, 05:11:55 PM: I am giving 100 to 1 it will not be the Nigerian.

Not unless they want to drive a stake into the heart of Catholicism.
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Nilsen on April 07, 2005, 05:17:45 PM: (http://www.nndb.com/people/927/000025852/hetfield-crop.jpg)
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Fishu on April 07, 2005, 05:25:36 PM: When is the reality TV show coming out? You know.. "who wants to be the pope".

Oh yeah.. George Bush Jr. might have good chances, hes doing alot of things permitted by god. Seems to have a good relation to the fella.
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Nilsen on April 07, 2005, 05:27:50 PM: They could do a Big Brother thing. Put 12 holy men in a house with 24/7 live coverage and let the viewers decide. Oh.. and they dont get to bring their bibles so no fun for them.
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Post by: Fishu on April 07, 2005, 05:33:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
They could do a Big Brother thing. Put 12 holy men in a house with 24/7 live coverage and let the viewers decide. Oh.. and they dont get to bring their bibles so no fun for them.

They can try to earn pages of the bibble tho...
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Post by: Nilsen on April 07, 2005, 05:35:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Fishu
They can try to earn pages of the bibble tho...

one page for every gay guy they "heal"
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Chairboy on April 07, 2005, 05:54:46 PM: Ok, congratulations, you've all proved how clever you are. Good job!

Now, back to the subject, any predictions on who will be elected pope in a couple weeks?
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Nilsen on April 07, 2005, 06:01:10 PM: If we have to be serious. The Nigerian guy is a hot tip but maybe abit controversial? if my memory serves me right, the now departed pope was the first non-italian and they may wanna have an italian before they go abroad on the next one.
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Post by: storch on April 07, 2005, 06:24:08 PM: I thought they might elect you choirboy er chairboy. :D
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Post by: wombatt on April 07, 2005, 06:25:32 PM: I put my money on Mel Gibson
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Post by: Nilsen on April 07, 2005, 06:28:16 PM: whatever happens ive got dibs on the pope-mobile
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: -tronski- on April 08, 2005, 02:37:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
whatever happens ive got dibs on the pope-mobile

(http://www.1966batmobile.com/sideview9.jpg)

The new Pope-mobile...in the new pope cave!

Tronsky
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Post by: bunch on April 10, 2005, 02:49:35 AM: Archbishop Lawrence Harms
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Post by: NUKE on April 10, 2005, 03:00:51 AM: Robin Williams could prolly pull it off.
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Post by: bob149 on April 10, 2005, 04:15:09 AM: i think micheal jackson is out of the running now ......then again thinking about it perhaps not:D
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Post by: Heiliger on April 10, 2005, 04:30:05 AM: This guy already has the name...

(http://www.papajohnsscholars.com/scholar4.jpg)

heh heh
Title: the votes are in...
Post by: Shane on April 10, 2005, 04:53:27 AM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/150_1113126762_alopope.jpg)
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Post by: NUKE on April 10, 2005, 04:55:16 AM: hey, that guy looks like 50 cent!
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Post by: Shane on April 10, 2005, 05:00:18 AM: Pope Centius L
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Post by: beet1e on April 10, 2005, 06:31:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Hiya guys,

Anyone interested in guessing who the new pope will be?
(http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/careometer.jpg)
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: myelo on April 10, 2005, 06:57:22 AM: Angelo Scola, Venice or Josephe Ratzinger of Germany.
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Post by: storch on April 10, 2005, 08:13:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by myelo
Angelo Scola, Venice or Josephe Ratzinger of Germany.
cheech marin of east los angeles
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Post by: OIO on April 10, 2005, 08:36:34 AM: Dont know, but god help us if its the Argentinian guy.

We'll never hear the end of it.
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Eagler on April 10, 2005, 08:38:48 AM: De gloria olivæ (From the Glory of the Olive)
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Post by: Heiliger on April 10, 2005, 09:55:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Eagler
De gloria olivæ (From the Glory of the Olive)

lol :D
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Silat on April 10, 2005, 10:18:31 AM: Pope of what?

But if there is a shortage of people running for this POPE thing. Then I now throw my hat in he ring.

SILAT FOR POPE!!
IM A JEW JUST LIKE JESUS!!
PUT THE CHURCH UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE CHOSEN ONES!!

I think I can sway the cardinals with my sameness to Jesus.

:lol
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Post by: Curval on April 10, 2005, 10:22:54 AM: My Care-O-Meter reads the same as Beet1e's.
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Post by: storch on April 10, 2005, 10:56:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
My Care-O-Meter reads the same as Beet1e's.

pommie miscreants the lot of ya's :D
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Post by: Siaf__csf on April 10, 2005, 11:26:49 AM: My care-o-meter sinks even below beet1es.
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 10, 2005, 11:41:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by OIO
Dont know, but god help us if its the Argentinian guy.

We'll never hear the end of it.

He does have a miracle to his name, so I tought maybe sainthood, but Diego Maradona has a chance to be Pope?

(http://www.verkac.org/img/futbolcu/maradona-tanrinineli.jpg)
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: bob149 on April 10, 2005, 11:52:21 AM: holden ya heratic yr going to burn at the cross for showing that picture!!!!!!!!!sinner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Sandman on April 10, 2005, 12:36:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
hey, that guy looks like 50 cent!

LOL
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Post by: Bodhi on April 10, 2005, 12:43:52 PM: Sorry to break it to you folks, but I am going to be the next pope.

When elected, I will officially announce the commencement of the 6th crusade to purge Jeruselum. That way no more Catholics can complain about the coming wars in the middle east.

I will also launch my attacks against the heathens in China and North Korea to free the masses as well...

Long reign for Pope Bodhi Paul I
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Post by: Raider179 on April 10, 2005, 03:12:29 PM: Does any other religion have such an iconic figure? Someone who is the human figurehead. You know God's right hand man.
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Post by: midnight Target on April 10, 2005, 03:40:18 PM: I think the guy from the Phillipines should get it...

Cardinal Sin (really!)
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Post by: Sp4de on April 10, 2005, 03:45:44 PM: DOLLY PARTON
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 10, 2005, 03:46:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Raider179
Does any other religion have such an iconic figure? Someone who is the human figurehead. You know God's right hand man.

Dalai Lama...
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Nash on April 10, 2005, 03:46:59 PM: I think this guy should get the job.... just to mix things up a bit.

(http://www.dianebradford.com/images/Dali-Lama.jpg)
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Post by: Nash on April 10, 2005, 03:47:37 PM: Holy Grun.... It must be a sign.
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Post by: Sp4de on April 10, 2005, 03:49:27 PM: SEAN CONNERY
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Post by: Sp4de on April 10, 2005, 03:51:52 PM: (http://www.puppybreak.com/puppybank/24.208.137.198.1075910950051.jpg)
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Post by: 1K3 on April 10, 2005, 04:10:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I think the guy from the Phillipines should get it...

Cardinal Sin (really!)

Man we don't want a pope who SINS!!!:D

Btw, Pilipino ka? (Are you Filipino);)
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: midnight Target on April 10, 2005, 06:40:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by 1K3
Man we don't want a pope who SINS!!!:D

Btw, Pilipino ka? (Are you Filipino);)

Nope, but Magandan Hapon anyway.
Title: Re: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: ASTAC on April 10, 2005, 06:44:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Hiya guys,

Anyone interested in guessing who the new pope will be? I've heard the following:

1. It will probably NOT be a US citizen.

Actually..I was a front runner..but I had to turn it down due to my military commitments.....

and I'm not Catholic:D
Title: Who will be the new pope?
Post by: Glasses on April 10, 2005, 09:16:25 PM: There's one of the candidates for a Pope from Latin America who's a pilot :D I'm partly inclined for him to be chosen the pope :D

Get a lil bit of protection up there by a Deity other than Kurt Tank never hurts :D
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Post by: mosgood on April 11, 2005, 07:55:31 AM: I would vote for the Dalai Lama but he makes to much sense.... It would just excellerate the death of Cathalisism even more.

:eek: