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Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 07, 2005, 08:49:18 PM
now that was freaky.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: hawker238 on April 07, 2005, 08:51:32 PM
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Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 07, 2005, 08:53:08 PM
that's not a real badge.  my nephew has one just like it.

she really did btw.  im not kidding.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: majic on April 07, 2005, 09:16:04 PM
redneck britney or hot britney?
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 07, 2005, 09:20:47 PM
today she was hot britney.  (as hot as she can get i suppose...shes cute but she aint all that...pretty close to it today though).  she was with her gansta man toy holding hands with a gaggle of little girls following like a wake behind her.

she has definately put on some chunk.

big ol udders.



:)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 07, 2005, 09:49:12 PM
Just did a google search for this Britney Spears.

A pop star she seem's to be.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: moose on April 07, 2005, 11:19:25 PM
where were you
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Nash on April 07, 2005, 11:20:07 PM
What was freaky about it?
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 07, 2005, 11:39:42 PM
Her first album was ok.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 12:40:16 AM
my girlfriend works in mall management at an outdoor megamall in destin...i was visiting and hanging out with the security guys shootin the breeze when "elvis" (as they called her showed up)  i do odd jobs for them from time to time when they need help with stuff and they know me  so i got to be in on it.

it was freaky because you could see the instant change in everything about the universe...all of these little preteens came out of the woodwork and lit up like fireflies.  following here around, going into every shop that she went to but maintaining about a 20 ft. distance...it really did look like a wake.

a buddy of mine (security) and i were manning a post when she came by.

a few moments later i called out over the walkie talkie..."shane, tell her that i already have a girlfriend, but thanks anyway."

my girlfriend, who always has the radio tuned in at the office heard it and officially granted me "best boyfriend in the world status"  for the next week.

when she left...well... "elvis has left the building"



:D
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 08, 2005, 12:43:53 AM
So your a mall security guard? lol
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 12:51:15 AM
god help the world NO!  lol  but twas fun.  helps break the monotony.

i have helped them out before when they needed someone to cover somewhere for a few days when something comes up and they are in a pinch.  i know everybody there so i am an easy match and its nice to get out and about.

did a couple of days in the customer service kiosk recently and got to be online all day, get sun, play chess and watch boobies float by.  pure heaven i tell you.

never been a security guard...just got deputized today be a britney booby guard because i was up there having lunch with the wife ack.  twas fun.

in other news...i just got a new studio.  

move in first of next month.




:)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 08, 2005, 12:56:15 AM
Ahh...mall rat.

Like those guy's I went high school with: 20 something and still hang out at the roller rink.

Keep's ya young though.:) :cool:
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 01:05:51 AM
lol

oh, i dont know.  a couple of days of boobie watching could never totally compensate for dealing with the idiots that run around there.  

the ack has the patience of a saint.  (shes with me, so obviously)  

i answered the phone once and this lady asked me to list all of the restaurants that they had there...so i started to and she asked me to slow down so she could write them all down...and the phone numbers.

it was one of those zen moments when you are enlightened to know what you will never ever ever be able to do without turning to murder.



of course, ya'll in minnesota should know about mall rats...you build em around your roller coasters for fun filled family vacations.

:cool:
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 08, 2005, 01:17:54 AM
lol

Oh chit.

What did Britney have on???
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 01:26:43 AM
white teri cloth one piece,  no straps halter style with short shorts long legs and a cowboy hat, accessorised with heels, sunglasses and a skanky lookin gangsta wannabe white boy.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Yeager on April 08, 2005, 01:54:57 AM
You know....a few days without a shower or bath and Brit will stink like rotten fish.  Just like every other babe.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: Regular on April 08, 2005, 02:00:54 AM
Must be cool to be ultra rich and have access to the most powerful drug's on Earth. WTG Britney.:cool:
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB73 on April 08, 2005, 08:43:00 AM
lol at the whole thing 88


does she still look "young" like a 19-20 year old, or has she matured to late 20's look?
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 10:55:43 AM
mmmm...about 22 in the face.  her boobs still have that new car look to em.


:)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: RightF00T on April 08, 2005, 12:16:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
You know....a few days without a shower or bath and Brit will stink like rotten fish.  Just like every other babe.


Sig Material Yeager Thanks :lol
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: slimm50 on April 08, 2005, 02:29:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
...i was up there having lunch with the wife ack...


Does your wife know your g/f works there?
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: wombatt on April 08, 2005, 03:00:06 PM
Did she FART?


OOPPPSSS! wrong one I was thinking of Jessica Simpson.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 03:07:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by slimm50
Does your wife know your g/f works there?


i call the girlfriend wife ack cuz she may as well be.

:(


;)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: bigsky on April 08, 2005, 05:04:04 PM
dont forget about
http://www.richardland.com/features/spears/britneyclone.htm
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 08, 2005, 05:33:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Regular
So your a mall security guard? lol


JB88??  

(http://www.magnaromagna.com/images/arnold.jpg)


:D
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 08, 2005, 05:36:09 PM
Although I like this image better, from your upcoming video game debut in Postal 2 .................

(http://www.ugo.com/channels/games/features/postal2/images/postal2_3.jpg)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2005, 06:22:13 PM
who knew that i was THAT sexy?!

lol

i don't think that i would make a very good security guard.  id be too busy lookin at the honeys with my bling bling frishizzle on the mac with my posse.

word.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB73 on April 08, 2005, 06:30:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
who knew that i was THAT sexy?!

lol

i don't think that i would make a very good security guard.  id be too busy lookin at the honeys with my bling bling frishizzle on the mac with my posse.

word.
jb88?

(http://img19.exs.cx/img19/5734/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.jpg)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 08, 2005, 06:39:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
who knew that i was THAT sexy?!

lol

i don't think that i would make a very good security guard.  id be too busy lookin at the honeys with my bling bling frishizzle on the mac with my posse.

word.


Dangit 73, you gotta be consistent man!

This is more like it!

(http://www.t-shirtking.com/images2/GaryColemanTnOpt.jpg)
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: mechanic on April 09, 2005, 03:23:14 AM
if i see that 'icy hot wankas' pic ever again im going to kill something.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: JB88 on April 09, 2005, 03:26:15 AM
word.
Title: britney spears walked by today...
Post by: schizer on April 09, 2005, 07:42:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
mmmm...about 22 in the face.  her boobs still have that new car look to em.


:)

Does the mall have a ProActiv Kiosk?

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/95_1113050501_ew30ai.jpg)