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Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Suave on April 09, 2005, 10:45:56 PM
If you keep electing effeminate socialists.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/spain/article/0,2763,1454802,00.html
Title: Re: This could happen to you america
Post by: hawker238 on April 09, 2005, 10:50:20 PM
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Originally posted by Suave
If you keep electing effeminate socialists.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/spain/article/0,2763,1454802,00.html


Do you lose sleep over this?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Suave on April 09, 2005, 10:51:15 PM
About the evergrowing likelyhood of legislation forcing me to behave like a woman? You bet.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: hawker238 on April 09, 2005, 10:54:39 PM
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Originally posted by Suave
About the evergrowing likelyhood of legislation forcing me to behave like a woman? You bet.


I know, god forbid you actually have to do housework.  Soon they'll legislate that you have to wear dresses and lipstick!
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Suave on April 09, 2005, 10:56:24 PM
What's the difference ?

Show me a single man who lives in a house that has a "woman's touche" aka clean. And I'll show you a man who also likes to do women's work in bed also.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: storch on April 09, 2005, 11:03:51 PM
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Originally posted by Suave
What's the difference ?

Show me a single man who lives in a house that has a "woman's touche" aka clean. And I'll show you a man who also likes to do women's work in bed also.


hear hear
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Dago on April 09, 2005, 11:08:33 PM
never mind
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Kegger26 on April 09, 2005, 11:08:56 PM
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Originally posted by Suave
What's the difference ?

Show me a single man who lives in a house that has a "woman's touche" aka clean. And I'll show you a man who also likes to do women's work in bed also.

 Whats your point?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Lizking on April 09, 2005, 11:09:00 PM
Show me a single guy with a clean house and I'll show you a guy that gets laid by women who are not drunk.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: hawker238 on April 09, 2005, 11:11:36 PM
Ah, I see, doing housework makes you a f****t.  Thanks for clarifying that.


Try reading the article.  The goals of the legislation indicate it will make Spain more like America.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Suave on April 09, 2005, 11:22:37 PM
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Originally posted by Lizking
Show me a single guy with a clean house and I'll show you a guy that gets laid by women who are not drunk.
True, sober women are more likely to get into their nesting groove and clean your house in the morning.

But which would you rather have, a clean house the next day, or a partner who has thoughtfully lowered her performance inhibitions for you in bed.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Kegger26 on April 10, 2005, 12:06:25 AM
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Originally posted by Suave
True, sober women are more likely to get into their nesting groove and clean your house in the morning.

But which would you rather have, a clean house the next day, or a partner who has thoughtfully lowered her performance inhibitions for you in bed.


 Hey what is it like being 13? It has been so long for me I forgot what it is like?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Suave on April 10, 2005, 12:19:46 AM
Are you hitting on me because you think I'm a 13 y/o male ?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: SuperDud on April 10, 2005, 12:31:33 AM
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Originally posted by hawker238
I know, god forbid you actually have to do housework.  Soon they'll legislate that you have to wear dresses and lipstick!



What's wrong with lipstick?!?!?! It helps with chapped lips!!
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 10, 2005, 12:32:14 AM
I think you struck a nerve Suave.  If you're male and you like housework, you're either gay or a p-whipped metrosexual.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Nash on April 10, 2005, 12:55:52 AM
Or conversely, terminally single... mmm Funked?

Moral of the story is... have some self respect. Clean up after yerself. It doesn't make you gay. In fact, you might even get to actually have teh sex once in a while.

Or... masterbate to porn.... by yourself... in a mess... and call other people gay on the BBS.

Choices choices....
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 10, 2005, 01:34:40 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
I take it in the pooper.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Tumor on April 10, 2005, 01:41:42 AM
T'be honest... I'd just as soon stay home and clean than go out an work.  Matter of fact, gonna run that idea by the wife right after I'm done with the porn.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Nash on April 10, 2005, 02:54:31 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I don't even know what sex looks like. Pass me the Doritos. And you're gay.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: oboe on April 10, 2005, 07:20:16 AM
It's a corollary to the "Anybody driving faster than I am is a crazy maniac - anybody driving slower than I am is a timid menace" kind of thinking.  

"Any man better at household chores than I am is gay."

I am a pretty good cleaner when I put my mind to it, but very much slower than my wife, because I always end up taking things apart to clean them.    Right now the upstairs bathroom toilet is in pieces, sitting in the hallway.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: storch on April 10, 2005, 08:00:51 AM
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Originally posted by oboe
It's a corollary to the "Anybody driving faster than I am is a crazy maniac - anybody driving slower than I am is a timid menace" kind of thinking.  

"Any man better at household chores than I am is gay."

I am a pretty good cleaner when I put my mind to it, but very much slower than my wife, because I always end up taking things apart to clean them.    Right now the upstairs bathroom toilet is in pieces, sitting in the hallway.


:rofl
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Thrawn on April 10, 2005, 08:29:09 AM
Why do they teach soldiers to be gay in bootcamp?  Are staff sgts. the king homosexuals or something?  :confused:


Heheh, tards.


That being said this is just about the most retarded law I ever heard of, and totally unenforcable.  Way to go you commie Spainiards.
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: straffo on April 10, 2005, 09:07:30 AM
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Originally posted by Suave
About the evergrowing likelyhood of legislation forcing me to behave like a woman? You bet.


Reading the link you provided I don't read you have to marry a man :)
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: newguy on April 10, 2005, 09:31:05 AM
Nothing wrong with cleaning but that is the stupidist fricken law I've heard in a while. There's nothing wrong with having roles in the houshold. These idiotic feminists cant seem to get it through there heads that there is nothing wrong with being different. I'm not saying that a women HAS to clean around the house, but that is the way the division of duties often fall, and there is nothing wrong with it. Legislating how houshold chores should be divied up, what a joke.

WTF were Spaniards thinking electing morons who would waste time with laws like this?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: lazs2 on April 10, 2005, 09:36:36 AM
I clean up after myself semi regularly... when my girlfriend is around she cleans up because she has a lower tolerance for mess.

All this crap comes from womens suffrage.  we need to end womens suffrage 30 years ago... it is out of hand.  

lazs
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Skydancer on April 10, 2005, 09:42:09 AM
"Show me a single guy with a clean house and I'll show you a guy that gets laid by women who are not drunk" or desperate!?

TRUE

"Moral of the story is... have some self respect. Clean up after yerself. It doesn't make you gay. In fact, you might even get to actually have teh sex once in a while.

Or... masterbate to porn.... by yourself... in a mess... and call other people gay on the BBS.

Choices choices...."

True!
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 10, 2005, 02:34:51 PM
That p-whipped comment was a little too close for comfort I see.  :rofl
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: Elfie on April 10, 2005, 04:00:34 PM
When I have to changed diapers loaded with the most foul of land mines.....I just pull my shirt over my nose and breath through the fabric. It really does help. :D
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: vorticon on April 10, 2005, 04:08:17 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
That p-whipped comment was a little too close for comfort I see.  when's my turn?
Title: This could happen to you america
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 10, 2005, 09:28:10 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
I can't wait until I get my first pube!