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Title: Fillet the Shark
Post by: T0J0 on April 11, 2005, 10:22:32 AM

Neighbor catches Blacktip about 8' and gets it home and proudly mounts it on the tail of his chevy pickup for all the kids too see.... IN about 15 minutes at least 10 children and thier parents proceed to line up to look at the shark and ohhhh and ahhhhh at its size.... The drunk proud fisherman decides that now is a good time to clean the shark in front of the kids....
 A belly cut produces the most unwanted
outcome.... 5 live squiming baby blacktips, which sends the entire group of viewers on a scream fest.... The hero fisherman is now a zero at this point and the kids are screaming the babies are dieing as the babies flop down the driveway into the street gutter....  Suddenly I spot a winged shadow and glance up to see a Bald Eagle
talons outstretched and coming down for a vulch of the baby sharks but pulls up for no reason I could see other than a crowd of screaming kids.....  Who needs the nature channel!! The kids have a great story to tell in class depending how you look at it...

Tojo

Title: Fillet the Shark
Post by: JB73 on April 11, 2005, 10:25:40 AM

if true LMFAO!!!!


sorry it just sounds so rediculous LOL

Title: Fillet the Shark
Post by: storch on April 11, 2005, 10:36:38 AM

tell me they didn't watermelon can the shark!!!

Title: Fillet the Shark
Post by: Meatwad on April 11, 2005, 11:05:48 AM

MMM shark meat

Title: Fillet the Shark
Post by: T0J0 on April 11, 2005, 11:08:43 AM

I couldn't make that up its to bizarre, the Eagle freaked me out because the baby hawk has been vulching me all weekend and has me all paranoid...  


Tojo