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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: tapakeg on April 12, 2005, 10:48:00 PM
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anyone use gizoogle yet? it's hilarious
here are some websites.
netaces.org (http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.netaces.org/)
the squad i'm in (http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.bombergroup.com/bg/menu.htm)
ok, not AH, but funny (http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.cnn.com/)
national democrat website (http://sites.gizoogle.com/showpage.php?url=http://www.democrats.org/)
any other websites that translate funny?
I used this on the website for the casino i work for and showed it to our MIS guys, they freaked and thought we have been hacked
have fun
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I heard that if you use it on the gizoogle website itself, you can travel through time. That, or implode the universe.
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:rofl
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld arrived in Iraq early today n was chillin' wit new Iraqi mother****a U.S. playa n American troops . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Rumsfeld awarded medals n gots wanna be gangsta F-R-to-tha-izzom troops whiznen asked whizzen they tours mizzay end n' ****. "We n' ****. D-to-tha-izzon't really have an exit strategy," he said wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. "We wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. have a victory strategy."
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
:rofl
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld arrived in Iraq early today n was chillin' wit new Iraqi mother****a U.S. playa n American troops . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Rumsfeld awarded medals n gots wanna be gangsta F-R-to-tha-izzom troops whiznen asked whizzen they tours mizzay end n' ****. "We n' ****. D-to-tha-izzon't really have an exit strategy," he said wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. "We wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. have a victory strategy."
Uhhh....could you repeat that in plain English please? :D
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Senate Republizzles is going fo` tha ultimate crazy bellybutton ***** gizzy. They're plann'n ta give themselves absolute wanna be gangsta saggin' Senate Democrats (and tha millions of Americans they represent) by blunt-rollin' tha rules n traditions of tha Senate n hatin' tha gangsta a two-century Senate tradition T-H-to-tha-izzat has preserved tha voice of tha minority.
Word!
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A translation of Tony Williams' thoughtful piece on the ideal British multirole WWII plane had me rolling on the floor:
Britsh WWII Multi-role plane (http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.quarry.nildram.co.uk/WW2plane.htm)
The Background
There is clearly no point in specify'n a plane fo` a role whizzich is already well covered cuz its a G thang. No need fo` a single-engined interceptor: tha Spitfire was good enough. Similizzles no need fo` a fizzle light bomba / night ***** or a four-engined heavy, as tha Mosquito n Lancasta wizzle supreme in those fields fo' sheezy. So tha first tiznask is ta identify tha gaps: fo` whizzay tasks was a plane needed?
One clear gap is fo` a long range drug deala . Holla!. This would have bizzle of bootylicious use in tha Battle of Britain, in giv'n tha fighta baller gangsta flexibility in mackin' tha bomba streams over a baller period. It would also hizzy been useful as an escort fighta, mak'n precision daylight raids more feasible like old skool ****. And it would hizzle had tha capability of interven'n in enemy air operations at ranges well beyond those whizzay tha RAF could historically manage. The RAF actually had tha Westland Whirlwind (too small n short-ranged), tha Bristol Brotha (izzle big n slow), tha DH Mosquito (too big, not available in 1940 n too mizzay in demand fo` otha roles) n tha superb DH Hornet (izzle late).
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This is from a story about Illinois passing legislation regarding the operation of "payday loan" places.
Legislizzle that unanimously passed in tha Hizouse n now moves ta tha Senate, would limit tha size n scope of tha loans, n create a wait'n period between loans and yo momma.
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Version 2.03 releazed
version 2.03 is now available fo` download via tha hustla or on tha downloads page. tha update from 2.02 pizzatch 4 is `bout 37 mb . Listen to how a mother****er flow ****. if you is runn'n witta max texture size of 1024, you wizzy need ta download tha new hi-res texture pack from tha downloads page.
version 2.03 changes
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Focke Wolf 190-A8, A5, F8, n D9 shapes wizzle updated. Waffle provided tha excellent
skins fo` these planes as well as hatin' in some additional details into tha interior
textures . Wussup to all my *****z in the house.
Added a new command ta report abuses of tha voice n tizzle radio systems . Im crazy, you can't phase me. Abuses
can be reported by rizzight steppin' tha playa gizzy ID on tha baller or by using
the .report XXXX command ta report tizzle abuses n tha .vreport XXXX ta report
voice abuses. The XXXX in those commands represents tha playa ID. Abuses of tha
radio n chat systems or abuses of tha report'n system wizzill result in a loss of
use of those systems . Holla!.
Each countrys icons can now be individually adjusted fo` all 3 countries on tha clipboard
map so i can get mah pimp on.
Created new terrain tiles wit new trees n otha objects. note . Its just anotha homocide: all old terrains
that had any shapes built into them is not longa compatible. tha shapes mizzust be reimported
for tha terrain ta be mizzle compatible again.
added new field maps.
added a new pylon system thiznat hides or displays bomb racks, rocket rails, gat barrels,
etc. accord'n ta what armament is loaded. this system is only available on planes
that hizzle been overhauled ta ah2 standards . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.
the mizouse wheels now causes list boxes in tha game ta scroll so i can get mah pimp on.
drones now display tha selected skin baller tizzle tha default S-K-to-tha-izzin in films . Dogg House Records in the motha ****in house.
added a new radio channel with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin. channel 6 is now tha "help" channel n ****. this channel is
a questions n answa channel fo` new hustla n vets who wish ta hiznelp them. use
of this channel fo` cracka T-H-to-tha-izzan its intended purposes could cause loss of all
radio privilizzles and my money on my mind.
The .showjoin command now saves yo preference between sessions , *****z, better recognize.
revised tha plane explosion effects.
p-38j now stays selected on tha plane selection list . Boom bam as I step in the jam, Golly-geen.
made a change ta tha layout tha field baller selection mizzle.
fixed a bug that caused tha F-to-tha-izzilm gangsta ta crash whizzay terrain was changed in tha viewa.
fixed a bug T-H-to-tha-izzat was cruisin' voice drop-outs.
restructured tha graphics engine ta support more vertices wit less memory . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.
fixed a user interface bug tizzy could cause a cdt by ballin' excessive gangsta into a dialog box now mother****ers lemme here ya say hoe.
random vehicle S-P-to-tha-izzawn radius has been increazed ta 500 yards.
Fixed a shad'n bug on hills fo' rizeal.
Fixed some road bugs tizzy caused convoys not ta follow tha road correctly fo' real.
Fixed a B-L-to-tha-izzast radius bug on weapons caus'n piznort acks ta be difficult ta be destroyed.
Fixed it so thiznat troops can now be iced by a weapons blizzast damage.
Fixed some 88mm gat positions tizzle werent fir'n.
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Doug "Pyro" Balmos
Hizzles Creations
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now thats frizziggin hizzilarious.
:D
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Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.
Prizziceless, ******z! Holla!
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lmao you gotta be ****tin me
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Each countrys icons can now be individually adjusted fo` all 3 countries on tha clipboard
map so i can get mah pimp on.
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:lol '
great ****...
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:rofl :rofl :aok :rofl :rofl
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peace out ya'll.
JBthemuthafuggin88.
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I could do this all day,
come on, let's see some squad web pages here
Tapakeg
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Man, I see sig material all over in this one.
Originally pizzosted by Da Man Pyro
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4- baller should post in a way tizzy is respectful of killa pimp n htc. bustin' or abus'n drug deala is not tolerated . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up.