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Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 12:49:08 AM
if you want to troll, flame or generally post stupid stuff (i know i do) this is now the place to do it untill skuzzy makes us a 'general flaming' forum.



flame away.



ill start by calling you all ho tards and we'll see where we end up :aok

hopefully now there will be no need for any flaming in any other threads or forums. perhaps we could sticky this.

skuzzy you could have a 'thread locked' pic to post everytime we get out of hand but not actually lock the thread.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TrueKill on April 13, 2005, 12:55:07 AM
stfu u spitdweeb:aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 12:56:57 AM
excelent TK, you're getting the hang of this.

i will counter by calling you personally a luft weenie ho tard.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: bob149 on April 13, 2005, 01:02:21 AM
YR ALL BLOODY MAD!!!!!:p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 01:08:03 AM
super!   express those feelings guys, its natural to have these thoughts. we are of course only human M'kay.

bob you are getting the hang of it too m'kay, but i might propose you direct an insult or flame personally, as this seems to produce better results m'kay? :aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: plank on April 13, 2005, 01:20:34 AM
You will all suffer humiliation when the movements from my input devices cause the movements from your input devices to yield.

That is all.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: bob149 on April 13, 2005, 01:24:19 AM
MECHANIC , YR TURNING INTO THE SHRINK FROM SOUTH PARK M'KAY:rofl
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: hubsonfire on April 13, 2005, 01:51:41 AM
Me thinks FatBinkIV is drunk. If that's not the case, he's a yank 'n' bank chimpfire dweeb who talks funny. Also, he hasn't got the sense to watch where I'm going at 450mph, causing his tail section to ram my #2 engine. That is all.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 02:26:56 AM
:rofl hub, you bastige

[hic]

now lets all hold hand and sing cumbyar together m'kay, possitive [hic] interaction with your agresors is good for us, lets all say 'gooosefraba'! m'kay [hic]


plank i want your babies dude!  [hic]






BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!





[hic]
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Roscoroo on April 13, 2005, 03:00:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by plank
You will all suffer humiliation when the movements from my input devices cause the movements from your input devices to yield.

That is all.



(For Sale: The above Sig material))

Send bids and payments to Rosco@home
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: FiLtH on April 13, 2005, 05:47:19 AM
As long as hes sober saturday is all  I ask :)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Jackal1 on April 13, 2005, 06:10:00 AM
It just aint right when someone asks for a flame.


Ya Flame Spoiling Dweeb!!!! :p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Masherbrum on April 13, 2005, 08:19:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
Me thinks FatBinkIV is drunk. If that's not the case, he's a yank 'n' bank chimpfire dweeb who talks funny. Also, he hasn't got the sense to watch where I'm going at 450mph, causing his tail section to ram my #2 engine. That is all.


"Hub, yer nuthin but an Alt. Monkey.  I mean, you had a 3 to 1 advantage, but yet you still took the HO?  Is is because of your Rank being so Low?"

How's that for a flame?  

Cya in Rookland Hub!

<>

Karaya
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TrueKill on April 13, 2005, 08:21:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mechanic
excelent TK, you're getting the hang of this.

i will counter by calling you personally a luft weenie ho tard.



why TY
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: rod367th on April 13, 2005, 10:08:19 AM
!I LOVE YOU !
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TrueKill on April 13, 2005, 10:14:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by rod367th
!I LOVE YOU !





AHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 13, 2005, 10:16:15 AM
Y'all are ugly and your mamas dress you funny.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TexMurphy on April 13, 2005, 11:16:28 AM
mechanic

If your cold and need to be warmed.... there is no need to bring out the flame throwers... come here have a hug... ;)

Tex
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: hubsonfire on April 13, 2005, 12:09:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Masherbrum
"Hub, yer nuthin but an Alt. Monkey.  I mean, you had a 3 to 1 advantage, but yet you still took the HO?  Is is because of your Rank being so Low?"


:lol
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Morpheus on April 13, 2005, 12:15:35 PM
One Big twittle'd up family we are. :D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: hubsonfire on April 13, 2005, 12:35:01 PM
EwE r TeH sUcK!!1
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Stang on April 13, 2005, 12:44:12 PM
hub is a backwoods redneck Indiana farm boy sheep loving hurri dweeb.

;)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 12:53:39 PM
well men, this first session has been very enriching for me, i hope you all as well. next session we will work on profanity and whines.

all sessions charged at flat fee $200US

please make a cash payment to this account in switzerland:

BF88320 8272 AM345
sort code: 9938221d



i hope we can continue to flame hard next session, i was very impressed with everyone's contributions this week without exception.

your grades

Rosco, please work on directing insults at people rather than making money out of them. D-

Karaya, excelent although try to have more confidence in your flame, spoils the effect if you ask approval afterwards. B*

Drediock, excelent. A*.

Tex, you're really not getting the idea im affraid.  derogatory insults not comforting sensible words, must try harder if you're going to graduate. F

Rod, excelent work, well done. A

Filth, good, but a flame directed towards maybe alcoholism or my rapidly diminishing looks might have work well in conjunction. B-

Plank, awesome, with a touch of class also. A*

jackal, good, but use of the 'dweeb' word will score you less as it is well known and used alot. B

Truekill, not bad at all, B*

Hub, very good, reeferences to real events and proof of your victory are all good flame material. A

Morpheus, im afraid you really need to work harder at this, you must learn to stop being such a nice guy. saying this, calling the whole family 'twittle'd up' scrapes you through with a pass. C

Bob, average but the use of capital letters helped your grade rise from below par. C

Stang, very good, the arrogance of the 'wink' smiley is a great touch. A*
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: SuperDud on April 13, 2005, 01:03:41 PM
BatStink, you're stupid and so is this thread!@!@!@#!# I give it an F
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 01:14:38 PM
good super, not bad at all. B*
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: tactic on April 13, 2005, 01:14:40 PM
no huh!..  you are! ......  oh yah!  takes one to know one!  I'm made of rubber, your made of glue,  so what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!  I'm telling on you!!!   mommmmmmmmmmmm the AH'ers aint playing nice!    you in trouble now mo fo'z!!!!  :p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 01:19:58 PM
tactic, good work, although lacking in adult insult theory. i might pity this flame more than be insulted. you need to work harder on hitting them where it hurts.  B




ok, schools out for the summer. no more grades.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: slimm50 on April 13, 2005, 01:29:10 PM
dang. left behind again.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 01:30:57 PM
go on then man, one quick shot :)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: JB88 on April 13, 2005, 01:37:30 PM
i named my morning movement 'batfink the CCXXII'.

:cool:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: slimm50 on April 13, 2005, 02:02:20 PM
Reading this thread is my second-most favorite thing to do; the first being to wrap my lips around the tailpipe of a metro bus and be dragged naked through the city streets.
Title: Flame for Sale (though I stole it)
Post by: Plankton on April 13, 2005, 02:06:35 PM
Possibly the best flame of all time (not directed at anyone in particular):

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker.  A sore that won't go away.  I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are equivalent to the seeping pus from the afterbirth of an aboriginal gang bang, left lying in the sun for three days. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth in to this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?   You snail-skulled, little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.  You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable.

You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.  You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with me and the others on this list?  What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.  On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.  You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.  You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce.  You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting na f. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.  You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I
feel debased just for knowing you exist.

I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.  I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.  You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.  Stupid collapsed on itself, so far, that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.  Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel.  Duh.  The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I delete all of your posts because, well... they never really say anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.  True, these are rudimentary skills that  us "normal" people take for granted and have an easy time mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world such as yourself.  Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Respects
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 13, 2005, 02:09:24 PM
Anyone actually read what Plankton wrote. I sure didnt.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 02:10:33 PM
............................. ...............

I did :)

speachless.


you are now the grand master. i am demoted to mere student.


grade A***** with honours and gold leaf.


slimm, 88, your grades must be done by plankton now he is the master.


heya blue, come back bro, squad misses you.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: slimm50 on April 13, 2005, 02:12:08 PM
nope. too long, and not original with the poser....er, I mean poster.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Knite on April 13, 2005, 02:19:00 PM
Plankton is a sad sack of unoriginal excrement for reguritating a fine, fine piece of flame.
And Batfink... just the horror I feel for giving accolates to that plagaristic abomination saddens me to my depths, makes my bowels groan with dissapointment, and, I'm sure of this, makes baby Jesus cry.

You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Plankton on April 13, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
It is a fine flame, but as I said in the post, I can't  take any credit.  It is pure plagiarism.  I found it on an old WB board in the late 90s.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: slimm50 on April 13, 2005, 02:29:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Knite
... just the horror I feel for giving accolates to that ...

That's "accolades", you sausage brain.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: bob149 on April 13, 2005, 02:29:53 PM
mechanic  stfu u ho cherry picking dweeb no skills  dweeb dweeby dweeb dweeb...and did i mention yr a dweeb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(is that better , didint use capps this time :)....i am trying to learn this new ah skill.)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: jodgi on April 13, 2005, 02:31:25 PM
Maybe I should put my attempts on humour in such a forum.

I've felt the whip of "deleted for flame" lately.

Or maybe I need to read up on this "humour" thing...
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Lazerr on April 13, 2005, 02:31:38 PM
Did someone fart?  Because this thread stinks...:eek:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: jodgi on April 13, 2005, 02:33:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lazerr
Did someone fart?  Because this thread stinks...:eek:


Quote
"He who senses, sent."


Confucious said that.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: slimm50 on April 13, 2005, 02:34:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lazerr
Did someone fart?  Because this thread stinks...:eek:

It's official. Guess we can all stop posting now.:rolleyes:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Lazerr on April 13, 2005, 02:36:33 PM
I didn't send anything... and if I did I would take the blame for it, and half of you would be gagging. ;)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 13, 2005, 02:44:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lazerr
I didn't send anything... and if I did I would take the blame for it, and half of you would be gagging. ;)


I did not know you could send a fart over the internet.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 13, 2005, 02:54:37 PM
Lazerr is the guy who moderates threads.

he never posts anything aside from "this thread is ghey/stinks"

you're just mad cos you didnt think of it you P38 dweeb.

flame flame flame.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Lazerr on April 13, 2005, 02:59:54 PM
p38's are ghey and they stink...  so they have a lot in common with this poopy thread.. :D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: JB88 on April 13, 2005, 03:02:41 PM
while you two nancies got your purses out you might want to reapply your lipstick.

kiss the ring.



:cool:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Zazen13 on April 13, 2005, 04:02:43 PM
Bishops....lack...

Zazen
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: airbumba on April 13, 2005, 04:56:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lazerr
Did someone fart?  Because this thread stinks...:eek:


Ya you jerk, the fat phuck with the groaning bowels a few posts ahead of ya, can't ya read, or'd your head get so freakin fat ya can't open your eylids ya grease swillin hillbilly.

..oh ya, and Batfuk sucks the puss outta anal fistulas with dirty coke straws he found out back of the AIDS clinic.

Tex ya freakin fruitcake, why dont ya go hug nice warm humming transformer, ya fat freakin fruitloop. When's the last time ya seen your dik without a mirror anyway? Lay offa the deep fried chocolate covered squirell ya sister bangin hillbilly.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: hubsonfire on April 13, 2005, 05:12:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
while you two nancies got your purses out you might want to reapply your lipstick.

kiss the ring.



:lol :rofl :lol :rofl


Stang, you filthy ohioan knickers-wearing ball-chasing ankle-humping neaderthal, this is a flame thread; get with the program.
:p

batfunk, you can take that grade and stuff it, I'm bored with this lame thread.
:D
warmest retards,
hub
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Morpheus on April 13, 2005, 05:22:28 PM
This thread is like two fat guys in a public shower peaking at each others junk. GHEY!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Don on April 13, 2005, 05:35:47 PM
Mechanic you ignorant slut!! :D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Don on April 13, 2005, 05:50:02 PM
>> did  

speachless.


you are now the grand master. i am demoted to mere student.


grade A***** with honours and gold leaf.


slimm, 88, your grades must be done by plankton now he is the master. <<

He's a self promoting suck up!  
:D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Don on April 13, 2005, 05:55:04 PM
>>I did not know you could send a fart over the internet.<<

Friggin technology is amazing, aint it? :cool:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 13, 2005, 07:11:44 PM
I even smelled the nachos.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: 68DevilM on April 13, 2005, 07:57:28 PM
BACK DOOR BIQUET BEGGER

SPERM BURPIN GUTTER SLUT

how am i doing?
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: DrDea on April 13, 2005, 08:30:13 PM
This post, and all that have posted excluding myself, Sucks more than all that has ever sucked before.:aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: JB88 on April 13, 2005, 09:27:00 PM
is anyone gonna take off the padded oven mitts or is this just pansy hour before naptime?


:cool:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: pellik on April 13, 2005, 09:32:34 PM
This thread is totally gaytarded. I hope it gets deleted.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: sullie363 on April 13, 2005, 10:37:08 PM
You're deleted!
Title: And now for something completely different (I am a sad person)
Post by: Meatwad on April 13, 2005, 10:45:54 PM
Your all mean!!!:mad:  My pet rock seen this and it peed all over my desk.  Now all I have to show for it is a bad rock with rock pee everywhere!!:mad: Now it thinks it is a cherry picking tard that flies whatever your favority aircraft is! THIS AINT RIGHT!! Now it just sits there in pee and it runs all over wherewhere, like it has someplace to go. It has a place to go, back up the rocks crack where it came from. If it dont i will nail it to the wall and smack it around with a fish until it realises it did wrong thing!:confused:  


Now wait what was I talking about, oh yeah talkiing fish come to me in dreams telling me there is gold in the bottom of the toilet. I dug around there and all I found was this brown smelling stuff. I dont think  it was gold cause I took it to the pawn shop and tried to pawn it, but he said something about me crazy or something! :mad:  So I smeared it all over the windows and runned away cause he come running after me. I guess he wanted to thank me for my new art design I come up with, but he uses bad words which made my pet rock pee all over me cause it wanted to go with me.

Now I know, it peed all over the desk. I found more gold in the toilet, but its liquid. Looks like lemon kool-aid to me, I better go check it and see if its done yet.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Morpheus on April 13, 2005, 10:57:41 PM
this thread is like faking an orgazm.

I think we should flame TeH thread.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: DrDea on April 14, 2005, 01:36:03 AM
Now that meatwad got his rock off,how fitting,lets get to the stones of this thread.Flamers are not L33t.This is a tard infested altmonkey la7 dweeb flying thread.I have spoken.meats rock is broken.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 14, 2005, 03:38:51 AM
you all are very nice people and i love you all. these angry emothions are opnly natural, you are all inn de Nile, like the river but more emotional. denial.  you're all in it.

its ok to hate m'kay, get that anger out m'kay.

morpheus/drdea, if you fancy each other its no ones business but your own, feel free to elope to vegas and get hitched, m'kay, i will congratulate your brave actions, dont listen to your parents m'kay.

m'kay.

JB88 you are suffering from post post traumatic stress syndrome, its not your fault m'kay.

all of you say GOOOOOOSFRABA m'kay.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TexMurphy on April 14, 2005, 04:24:38 AM
Ohh mechanic.

Trust me I dont need to graduate from another University of Flame Technology.

I already have a double masters degree in manginal flame works and studmuffinpooping insultions so I kind of feel that a 3rd degree in mechanictard slandering is kind of overkill.

Instead Im offering a nice warm hug of manluff.
Tex
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Jackal1 on April 14, 2005, 05:57:44 AM
Well, it seems to be going nicely so far
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  YOU BUNCH OF SESAME STREET REJECTS.
:p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Lazerr on April 14, 2005, 07:33:01 AM
This flaming thread sucks even more flaming balls than it did 12  flaming hours ago... way to go!:rolleyes:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 14, 2005, 08:01:36 AM
im so impressed with you guys
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: TexMurphy on April 14, 2005, 08:19:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mechanic
im so impressed with you guys


Its easy for skilless flametardwanabees to get impressed. Christ youŽd get impressed with Barney flameing you.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Edbert1 on April 14, 2005, 08:40:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
I did not know you could send a fart over the internet.

My firewall is blocking those packets.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: SuperDud on April 14, 2005, 09:58:10 AM
You is all lame aww nah. Nizzle of you is worthy ta P-to-tha-izzost replies ta a thread tizzy I have already replied in n s***. Someone should delete this thread n all you dweebs should delete yo accounts. The Dud has spoken, thus it is so. WORD!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: JB88 on April 14, 2005, 11:30:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mechanic
you all are very nice people and i love you all. these angry emothions are opnly natural, you are all inn de Nile, like the river but more emotional. denial.  you're all in it.

its ok to hate m'kay, get that anger out m'kay.

morpheus/drdea, if you fancy each other its no ones business but your own, feel free to elope to vegas and get hitched, m'kay, i will congratulate your brave actions, dont listen to your parents m'kay.

m'kay.

JB88 you are suffering from post post traumatic stress syndrome, its not your fault m'kay.

all of you say GOOOOOOSFRABA m'kay.


my dear doctor batpoop.

you limey fruit.  i wouldnt take your prognosis if it were taped to the bare flopping bosom of a nympho texas cheerleader...

the fact that you are doing a southpark character in a british accent is grounds to revoke your right to exist amongst gods like us.

:cool:

88
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 14, 2005, 11:43:26 AM
they stole the expression 'm'kay' off me.

nuff said.



edit: i also invented the word 'humungous' but those stinking teenage mutant ninja turtles stole that one too.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: JB88 on April 14, 2005, 11:49:14 AM
delusions of grandeur.

how touching.

they have pills for that you know.  just like candy.

<------ slowly stepping away from the freak.


:p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 14, 2005, 12:51:21 PM
I like candy can I have some?
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 14, 2005, 01:41:49 PM
The only differance between mechanic in a 38 and a Rose....
Is the frikken Rose has the salamander on the outside!!!












'm'kay'  'm'kay' ...'m'kay'  wtf is 'm'kay'? or are you talkin with my meat in your mouth again?
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 14, 2005, 01:47:20 PM
Teacher in classroom:  "Okay who can use the word "Dictates" in a sentence?"

*Buckwheat waving hand feverishly*


Teacher: "Okay Buckwheat give it a try."




Buckwheat: "  'Ow my dictates mechanic?"

















mechanic:  'm'kay'

:rofl
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: mechanic on April 14, 2005, 04:35:51 PM
not bad at all mac, full marks just for the purely insane nonsense aspect!. A*

i was a rebel at school once aswell you know, when you grow up you'll think like me child and stop chewing those damn wine gums!!




m'kay?
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Sloehand on April 16, 2005, 12:27:11 AM
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Originally posted by mechanic
super!   express those feelings guys, its natural to have these thoughts. we are of course only human M'kay.

bob you are getting the hang of it too m'kay, but i might propose you direct an insult or flame personally, as this seems to produce better results m'kay? :aok


"Human???"  Oops!  I must be on the wrong planet.  'Cuse me while I bank this thing over to the other side of the Milky Way. :)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: plank on April 16, 2005, 01:56:48 AM
The packets my client sends the server will surley shame the packets that your client sends the server.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: plank on April 16, 2005, 01:58:49 AM
And also, I know I haven't had the chance to say this but there are no longer walnuts in most brands of rocky road ice cream. They have substituted almonds for walnuts. Much better choice in my opinion.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 12:45:50 PM
walnuts are ok


PS: you all suck, especially that mechanic retard!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Krusty on May 08, 2007, 12:48:26 PM
Breaking the rules, are we, Bat?
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
Shut up, you macchidweeb tard! Who are you, the dang police of the forum??? you'll be "rule #6ed"!!!! :furious

Batstink, mechanic is as retard as you are!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: MotorOil1 on May 08, 2007, 12:57:58 PM
I think the sheep are overmodeled, therefore I'm quiting.  :furious
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 12:59:04 PM
well......it is coming close to open flame season again....didnt want to see all those cute ickle flamelets without a home. with the correct nurturing and care they can all bloom into fully matured flames.

so ask yourself, are YOU doing enough for flamelets in your area??
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 01:01:25 PM
IN!!!

Oh to say it again STFU you spitdweeb :p

BTW if anyone ever made a mic that can pick up the sweakers they will many millions over the summer, but it would have to be cheap.:p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Krusty on May 08, 2007, 01:01:58 PM
Bat: I am, I'm pissing on the flames to put them out :t


Gian: :rofl :rofl :cry :rofl :rofl

You promiscuous nerf herding spinach-eating, gap-toothed, slack-jawed, grape-stomper, you! :O
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Sting138 on May 08, 2007, 01:02:51 PM
<----grabs lighter and lets loose big wet juicy fart while rotating 360 degrees so that everyone may feel the effect.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Krusty on May 08, 2007, 01:05:01 PM
Oh, of course... Sting falls back to scatalogical humor.

After the yelling and jumping up and down in the other forum, why am I not surprised? Oh well, so be it.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 01:05:11 PM
TK you are and always will be a luftwobbling sausage muncher!

:mad:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Krusty on May 08, 2007, 01:06:04 PM
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
TK you are and always will be a luftwobbling sausage muncher!

:mad:


DAMN!!!!


.... shoulda called Gianlupo that!....



Suasage, Italians, there's a link! It would have been so fitting.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 01:08:06 PM
Nothing about my leather thong wearing skillless luftdweebery? Man bat your sliping.:aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 01:11:56 PM
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Originally posted by Krusty
Bat: I am, I'm pissing on the flames to put them out :t


Considering the incredible amount of alcohol you ingest everyday in your life and come to digest in this forum or the game, that will only let the flames grow higher and higher, you drunk tard! :D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Hornet33 on May 08, 2007, 01:16:38 PM
I'll just keep it simple......









YOU ALL ARE TH3 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: _mattsabs on May 08, 2007, 01:19:59 PM
good idea. a message board that i use often has a S*** Talking Section.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 01:24:56 PM
sigh, i would be more practiced if i didnt have to spend so much time actually playing the flight sim.

ban the game, bring the true potential of the forums to the top of the pile and forget about stoopid aero plains.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: 5PointOh on May 08, 2007, 01:37:42 PM
All of the money in the world couldn't pay for the thearpy the AH players (myself included) need, and this thread proves it.:rolleyes:
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: hubsonfire on May 08, 2007, 01:43:35 PM
peep rizzules fo and fi.

4- Memba should pizzay in a way T-H-to-tha-izzat is respectful of otha wanna be gangsta n HTC to increase tha peace. Flam'n or abus'n poser is not tolerated.

5- Flamebait'n, troll'n, or post'n ta incite or annoy is not allowed.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: croduh on May 08, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
6- Brotha is asked ta not act as "bizzack seat moderizzles cuz this is how we do it

eat it suckonfire
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 01:58:12 PM
Rule #1: All the BKs r t3h suck! JG54 iz t3h rul3z!!!!1!111oneeleven!!!!!1!!!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 01:59:51 PM
Dang you croatian *******! *I* was going to post that! :furious

Quote
Originally posted by 5 point of IQ

All of the money in the world couldn't pay for the thearpy the AH players (myself included) need, and this thread proves it. :rolleyes:


THIS is the best therapy in the world, you tard! Bantering and trolling with some friends it's the best way to vent out frustration! :D

Batstink, you're a troubled soul: you troll and are mean when you should think to fly, in game, and you think about flying when you should troll and be mean, in BBS! TARD!!!!!!!

EDIT: serious question, is there an automated censor system in BBS? I didn't write ******** after croatian....
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: croduh on May 08, 2007, 02:02:08 PM
***** u italian ***** **** **** **** and *****.



**** ***
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 02:04:05 PM
LOL :lol

Yeah, there's definitely some kind of automated censorship program in BBS :D

Btw, thanks, Cro! :aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: croduh on May 08, 2007, 02:04:26 PM
Hehe i feel better already;)

ps- don't worry i just typed in random *s you italian **** that can *** ***!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 02:10:16 PM
"dooont thiiink!" *SLAPS* "FEEEEEEL!"
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
Lol, I typed "jackprettythang", but it seems that this word can't make it in public. Didn't know there was such a feature. :)

Now, let's go back to topic.

Batstink, I can help you with that.... I have a gnarled club waiting for you.....
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Shifty on May 08, 2007, 02:15:01 PM
While you guys have been putzing around in this thread, I have been pleasuring your women.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 02:15:32 PM
i do not want to be part of your Gnarled Club, the last club i joined kicked me out on day two.

it all went wrong at shower time after outdoors activity, they tok one look at me naked, skrawnny,  pastey white body and said "BATFINK YOU WILL NEVA BE A GIRL GUIDE, NOBODY WOULD BUY COOKIES OFF YOU, NOW LEAVE AND DONT COME BACK!"

it was the saddest day of my life, rivaled only by the fact that hub is still alive.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 02:23:17 PM
Don't worry, Bat, you don't need to be part of my club, it will be part of your head soon.... :t

Shifty, you couldn't have pleasured my woman, I have none.

Not anymore... she left me.... :(
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 02:24:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shifty
While you guys have been putzing around in this thread, I have been pleasuring your women.



Watch out you might get carpal tunnel. Or even worst put an eye out and not beable to fly AH any more.:lol
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on May 08, 2007, 02:25:36 PM
1 @/\/\ 73h |-|/\73 y()|_| @l|!

|>@|\|g!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Major Biggles on May 08, 2007, 02:26:06 PM
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Originally posted by duh
eat it suckonfire




LMAO!!!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 02:30:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Larry
Watch out you might get carpal tunnel. Or even worst put an eye out and not beable to fly AH any more.:lol


:rofl Great one, TK!

Madfarma, do something for your shaking hands... you keep mistyping... please quit drugs...
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Husky01 on May 08, 2007, 02:34:25 PM
Again Children, this thread is another great example of what will happen to you if you do drugs.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 08, 2007, 02:35:54 PM
Yeah, you can burn your brain like Husky did, and keep changing names 'cause you'll have identity crises!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 02:38:05 PM
yes kids, stay clean like me, husky01, and fully realise your potential. without drugs i managed to find the naked ambition and drive to reach the top spot n the AH scorecards.

i could never have achieved this if i was a lazy stoner just out for a laugh.


GET SERIOUS OR GET LOSING!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 02:39:45 PM
I dont know what you guys are talking about I fly my best high.:aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
thats cos your an altmonkey luftwobbling no skill uber tard.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 02:44:50 PM
I ment stoned.:p
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 02:49:21 PM
yeah and i meant that youre an altmonkey luftwobbling uber tard!

i think.

passs to the left plz im starrting to sober up.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Larry on May 08, 2007, 03:08:19 PM
You keep leaving out the leather thong part!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Krusty on May 08, 2007, 03:18:35 PM
Please... for all our sakes, don't go leaving your thongs anywhere!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Brenjen on May 08, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Isn't this sort of banter what the O'club is for?



 (you HO'in GV hatin' tool sheddin' weeners):D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 04:22:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Brenjen

 (you HO'in GV hatin' tool sheddin' weeners):D



:aok
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Platano on May 08, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
You all SUCK!!

Especially Dano And Skypebble...

I pwn them Dweebz...

And Silat Im still waiting for my Purple thong you said you were gonna lend me... :furious
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 05:19:16 PM
nobody like you platano who said you could flame in our thread

:furious
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 05:21:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by plank
You will all suffer humiliation when the movements from my input devices cause the movements from your input devices to yield.

That is all.


:t
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Platano on May 08, 2007, 05:25:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
nobody like you platano who said you could flame in our thread

:furious



shaddup RatstinK

I am teH Secreet AdministratoR.... I own all u dweebs!!!!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
currently my squadies' favorite is buttfink

and its all nelson's....er nilsen's fault
:cry
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: A8balls on May 08, 2007, 05:44:16 PM
Silly Humans.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Platano on May 08, 2007, 06:24:50 PM
Which Reminds me...Lemme  Tell yall the FUnny names Ive heard

Buttfink
Batstink
Skypebble
Storchita
Jaxxhole
Jaxxoff
Spermit(kermits)
Sukonfire (hubs)
splatano :rollseyes:

BoPTards
Ltards
Army of ButtMuppets
BurgerKings (BK's)


THeres a couple more that I cant think of rightnow
Title: RE: silly humans
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 08, 2007, 06:28:27 PM
nice, a flame directed at the entire human race, this earns major points.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Dichotomy on May 08, 2007, 07:33:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shifty
While you guys have been putzing around in this thread, I have been pleasuring your women.


I Noticed she looked a little green and nauseated ya hoarde dweeb ;)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Mr No Name on May 08, 2007, 07:43:04 PM
ohhh i is IN!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: balance1 on May 10, 2007, 09:12:59 PM
SBD PWNZORZ ALL TEH NEWBZ!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Platano on May 10, 2007, 10:33:27 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/KinGKillaTFD/ibtl.gif)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Serenity on May 10, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
Youre all N1K flying, Schwalbe HO-ing, LANCSTUKAING, UGLY PREGNANT CHEERLEADERS!!!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Pacifica on May 11, 2007, 12:03:56 AM
I hate Rooks, they're all a bunch of altitude queens that never wanna dogfight and they fly with no balls---would rather not engage than risk getting killed. Any time I see an enemy do something "totally lame" in the MA, they always happen to be Rooks...

I don't know how much truth there is to what I just said,--- it's a stereotype, and it felt REALLY good to say!

Other names for Rooks: AstroRooks, cRooks, D-bags.... got any others? lol
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Serenity on May 11, 2007, 12:20:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pacifica
I hate Rooks, they're all a bunch of altitude queens that never wanna dogfight and they fly with no balls---would rather not engage than risk getting killed. Any time I see an enemy do something "totally lame" in the MA, they always happen to be Rooks...

I don't know how much truth there is to what I just said,--- it's a stereotype, and it felt REALLY good to say!

Other names for Rooks: AstroRooks, cRooks, D-bags.... got any others? lol


lol. I get the same effects from Bishops. The rooks I fight are generally decent pilots.
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Pacifica on May 11, 2007, 01:34:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Serenity
lol. I get the same effects from Bishops. The rooks I fight are generally decent pilots.


LOL...I know there's not much of a difference between sides, but from early on I singled out the Rooks as my sworn enemy, and I've hated them ever since!
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Serenity on May 11, 2007, 02:12:37 AM
See, im an astrnaut too. I cruise all fighters at at LEAST 12,000. I bomb from at LEAST 18,000, and go as high as 35,000. Im an alt. monkey, and so even though im a Knight, I sympathise with the rooks :D
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Gianlupo on May 11, 2007, 03:22:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Serenity
Youre all N1K flying, Schwalbe HO-ing, LANCSTUKAING, UGLY PREGNANT CHEERLEADERS!!!


Typical. You transfer on someone else your own faults...
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: Kermit de frog on May 11, 2007, 04:55:43 AM
So Larry went by Truekill once upon a time.  Hehehe.  I'm very sleep deprived :)
Title: Official Flame Thread
Post by: B@tfinkV on May 11, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
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Originally posted by Kermit de frog
.  I'm very sheep deprived :)


:O