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Title: What Happened?
Post by: bopssgtdibs on April 13, 2005, 06:36:17 PM
You know, I'll be the first to tell you guys when you have done a good thing but....... this latest version just basically, sucks. Did anyone try this on for size before sending it out. The bugs you fixed are good, but you have created about twice as many as you fixed.  Sorry guys, but this version just blows. All in all, AHII still the best game on the net. Work on it will ya.:confused:
Title: What Happened?
Post by: killnu on April 13, 2005, 06:41:59 PM
post bugs in "Bug Forum", they get fixed that way.  saying there "are twice as many bugs as before"  is basically no useful input.  sorry...but there is a way to make it better, starts with us posting bugs in correct forum.
Title: Re: What Happened?
Post by: ALF on April 13, 2005, 07:09:02 PM
I can see it now:

Version 2.04 Changes
======================

Fixed 'game basically sucks' now it only 'sorta sucks occasionally'

Fixed the game no longer 'blows'

Added Feature 'worked hard on it'

Added Feature  new dot command .unsuck
 
Added new dot command .blow
      use: ".blow xxxx" where xxxx is how      bad you want the game to blow



.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: bopssgtdibs on April 13, 2005, 07:10:16 PM
Gee thanks Mom. It was a statement not a field court martial. And by the way to many bugs to list. Just saying previous patch was best. Been a member/customer over three years now, so don't hold my hand dweeb. If I want your direction, I'd ask, mommie.:p
Title: What Happened?
Post by: Anchor on April 13, 2005, 07:18:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bopssgtdibs
Gee thanks Mom. It was a statement not a field court martial. And by the way to many bugs to list. Just saying previous patch was best. Been a member/customer over three years now, so don't hold my hand dweeb. If I want your direction, I'd ask, mommie.:p



Version 2.04 Changes

======================

Fixed 'game basically sucks' now it only 'sorta sucks occasionally'

Fixed the game no longer 'blows'

Added Feature 'worked hard on it'

Added Feature new dot command .unsuck

Added new dot command .blow
use: ".blow xxxx" where xxxx is how bad you want the game to blow


Fixed the way to many bugs to list issue
Title: What Happened?
Post by: killnu on April 13, 2005, 07:29:41 PM
so sorry senior vet guy.  if you know all this, then do it.  take your lame excuse "to many to list" ....

bahh forget it.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: BigR on April 13, 2005, 07:43:08 PM
I'm sure that since you posted here, the bugs will be fixed even faster!  Thanks for your great contribution to the community!

:rolleyes:
Title: What Happened?
Post by: Morpheus on April 13, 2005, 07:44:30 PM
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Added new dot command .blow



Oooooohhhh.

Hmmm.

This is a command that will come in handy at any college campus.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 13, 2005, 07:53:22 PM
Morph, didnt I get a letter in the mail the other day with your picture on it ? Something about stalking college kids.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: DrDea on April 13, 2005, 08:35:11 PM
ALF.I you.Thats was primo sarcasm.:aok
Title: Re: Re: What Happened?
Post by: DipStick on April 13, 2005, 08:39:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ALF
I can see it now:

Version 2.04 Changes
======================

Fixed 'game basically sucks' now it only 'sorta sucks occasionally'

Fixed the game no longer 'blows'

Added Feature 'worked hard on it'

Added Feature  new dot command .unsuck
 
Added new dot command .blow
      use: ".blow xxxx" where xxxx is how      bad you want the game to blow



.

LMAO! Great Alf, needed that. :lol
Title: What Happened?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 14, 2005, 06:04:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DrDea
ALF.I you.Thats was primo sarcasm.:aok


I`m gonna have to second that .
Professionalism should be recognized.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: Morpheus on April 14, 2005, 06:31:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
Morph, didnt I get a letter in the mail the other day with your picture on it ? Something about stalking college kids.


mmmm no.

that was the letter voting me as most sexy junior on campus. :P
Title: What Happened?
Post by: Westy on April 14, 2005, 08:02:00 AM
"I'll be the first to tell you guys when you have done a good thing...."


 Guess they'll have to take your word for it as nothing like that has occured in all of your 9 posts.




"Did anyone try this on for size before sending it out."

 Never!   Good Cod you must be a n00b!

 Here's the scoop. Take notes as I won't be repeating myself...

 The main reason HTC even develops thier  product is to create whines and complaints such as yours.  
 For each release all of them have to create bugs and faults which cause at least a BSOD for as many players as possible. However  Skuzzy cannot program so he has to rely on pulling down or degrading the MA connection to get points for his efforts to matter.  
 After every patch all of HTC park thier white, pasty machievellian buttocks in the meeting room where they proceed to read these boards. They begin scoring each post for complaint credibilty, originality, utter lack of grace, absence of any sign of maturity but most of all for how many times "this sux/suxxors/bites/BLOWS!" will appear in a topic.
  At the end a week the HTC employee with the fewest program compaints loses.  That person then has to do all the others laundry, buy lunch every day and washall their cars once a week until the next patch.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: mechanic on April 14, 2005, 08:11:10 AM
personally i think the game has never looked or played better.

only trouble is the terrain need work to make GVs drive around properly.

when this small issue is ironed out the ground war will actually be worth playing for the first time ever.

i'm really looking forward to creeping around in an M8 through all the beautifull trees and stuff.


HTC.

for every pissed off customer i'd hazard a guess that there are 100 happy ones.  dont stop now.





oh, and 'veni, vedi, vulchi'   hahaha   whoever thought that up is rather smart. almost as smart as me! :aok
Title: Re: What Happened?
Post by: jodgi on April 14, 2005, 08:19:56 AM
I suggest that all posts by bopssgtdibs will be forced to display in pink colour for a given amount of time. I think that it would be an adequate punishment.

Or maybe "Foot in mouth" instead of rank title.

Such things should not pass unnoticed.
Title: What Happened?
Post by: hitech on April 14, 2005, 08:21:14 AM
Closed for flame bait.