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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: VWE on April 15, 2005, 02:20:28 PM

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: VWE on April 15, 2005, 02:20:28 PM

Your mommas so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street today and I asked her what she was doin... she said "movin"...

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: RTSigma on April 15, 2005, 02:30:07 PM

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: SkyWolf on April 15, 2005, 03:10:07 PM

Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on April 15, 2005, 03:18:24 PM

Your momma is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her arse on ceiling lightbulb.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: killnu on April 15, 2005, 03:23:35 PM

dang, cant we just get of moms...cuz i just got off yours.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Silat on April 15, 2005, 03:43:48 PM

Your Mama is So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.



                         
:D

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Callisto on April 15, 2005, 04:25:37 PM

Here you go.. knock yourselves out

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Nilsen on April 15, 2005, 04:37:18 PM

Your mama made you!

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Torque on April 15, 2005, 04:42:54 PM

When told to "make up her mind", She puts lipstick on her forehead.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Edbert1 on April 15, 2005, 04:50:23 PM

Your mamas so fat the only things attracted to her are due to her gravitational pull!

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: g00b on April 15, 2005, 05:22:54 PM

Ya momma got a glass eye with a fish in it!

ya momma

ya momma

ya momma

g00b

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Nefarious on April 15, 2005, 05:59:40 PM

Your Momma's so Fat, (How Fat is she?) So Fat, she has to drive a Spandex Car.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: CavemanJ on April 15, 2005, 11:48:54 PM

Yo mama so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and ran for the door

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: RTSigma on April 16, 2005, 01:35:32 AM

Yo Mamma is sooooo FAT that when she wore a red dress, the kids on the block would yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Nash on April 16, 2005, 01:39:05 AM

Your Mamma...

loves you.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: hyena426 on April 16, 2005, 03:16:07 AM

your mama so fat that..if she fell over and broke her arm gravy would pour out:)

in battle tech on old gamestorm i use to run under the name your mamas so fat that<~thought it was clever...but i got in trouble and they made me change it,,i dont know why,,hehe

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Lazerus on April 16, 2005, 03:31:00 AM

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's drawers.





Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Lazerus on April 16, 2005, 03:36:23 AM

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Lazerus on April 16, 2005, 03:37:12 AM

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

Title: Ur momma jokes thread
Post by: Edbert1 on April 16, 2005, 03:24:34 PM

Yo mamas so fat her measurements are 42-36-44, and that is just her left arm!