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Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 16, 2005, 05:54:26 PM

Why not

Id hit it

(http://users2.ev1.net/~binker/New/avrillavigne4avrilL034a2.jpg)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Pooh21 on April 16, 2005, 05:57:54 PM

with a mallet.

looks like it could bite

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 16, 2005, 05:58:02 PM

(http://members.home.nl/e.wijma/Test/Foto/avrilL045%5B1%5D.jpg)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Callisto on April 16, 2005, 06:00:17 PM

In a few years.. ya i'd hit it

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 16, 2005, 06:03:13 PM

id hit it right now jesus

my gf is pregnant again

oh didnt i mention that?

mia is 1 year on may 2. and this is official.. my second is on the way and my beached whale aka gf is not that good looking atm :)

anywho... id hit it

oh boy.. im gonn aget slapped for this... she reads this im sure

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Callisto on April 16, 2005, 06:08:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
id hit it right now jesus


my beached whale aka gf is not that good looking atm :)

 

Moby Dick comes to mind.




you picked her .....:rofl why u fussin?

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 16, 2005, 06:09:51 PM

i have no further commetns

oh.. my wife has a perfect body :)

and i love her

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Callisto on April 16, 2005, 06:13:06 PM

We know you were only joking..

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 16, 2005, 06:14:12 PM

yes thats it :)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: DiabloTX on April 16, 2005, 06:43:00 PM

Not in this lifetime would I ever consider a mental teenage girl as "hit it" material.  She's OUT THERE.



Oh, and she's French Canadian  :eek:


:aok

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nash on April 16, 2005, 06:51:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by DiabloTX
Oh, and she's French Canadian  :eek:

I don't think so...

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: joowenn on April 16, 2005, 07:49:32 PM

humm P-U-S-S-Y

:D

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: DiabloTX on April 16, 2005, 07:58:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Nash
I don't think so...

Well, she should be.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2005, 08:05:35 PM

I'd hit it, looks like she can alomst get her mouth open wide enough.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: rpm on April 16, 2005, 11:15:14 PM

I'd definitely hit it.  Diablo if you've never made it with a crazy chick, you don't know what you're missing.  The best sex you will ever have is with a crazy chick. Just listen to Tom Leykis.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Dago on April 16, 2005, 11:24:11 PM

(http://www.cpinternet.com/~tlong1//avril-lavigne.jpg)

Would you hit this?

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: rpm on April 17, 2005, 12:11:56 AM

(http://gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/redx/normal_redx009.jpg)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: -tronski- on April 17, 2005, 12:21:44 AM

don't believe the hype...

 Tronsky

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Sixpence on April 17, 2005, 12:34:22 AM

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
(http://gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/redx/normal_redx009.jpg)

lol! I gotta save that one

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: RightF00T on April 17, 2005, 01:49:17 AM

Cute...nothing on her makes me want to yell "I'd hit it".  I'm sure she makes a good sandwich, and folds laundry well though.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Siaf__csf on April 17, 2005, 02:11:35 AM

I'd like to know that 10-second trick that they advertised there. It takes me 10 minutes MINIMUM to get the woman to ultimate pleasure.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Nilsen on April 17, 2005, 03:11:51 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Siaf__csf
I'd like to know that 10-second trick that they advertised there. It takes me 10 minutes MINIMUM to get the woman to ultimate pleasure.

It only takes 10 seconds to leave the room and the woman alone.. i bet thats what they mean.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Schaden on April 17, 2005, 06:29:19 AM

Damn I thought this BBS was a Cosmopolitan free area!!!

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: DiabloTX on April 17, 2005, 08:30:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
I'd definitely hit it.  Diablo if you've never made it with a crazy chick, you don't know what you're missing.  The best sex you will ever have is with a crazy chick. Just listen to Tom Leykis.

I have been with a psycho.  That's why I said Avril was a Quebecoise.  The girl/psycho I was with was one.

No thank you sir, never again.  There is no sex good enough that would make me want more of that.  It was basically..."come here"*awesome sex*"get the hell outta my life!" followed by a  feable attempt at an apology everyday for about 4 weeks.

No thanks.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Dago on April 17, 2005, 08:38:57 AM

I think the "10 second" trick is the time it takes to pull out your wallet and hand over your credit card.  :D

dago

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Sandman on April 17, 2005, 12:18:01 PM

(http://www.avrilhardcore.com/images/pictures/misc/aussiebeach/001.jpg)

(http://www.viperlair.com/forums/images/smilies/hitit.gif)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Gunslinger on April 17, 2005, 12:25:13 PM

u guys know she's canadian right?  That means she says abute and her head bobbles when she talks.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Sandman on April 17, 2005, 12:29:21 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Gunslinger
u guys know she's canadian right?  That means she says abute and her head bobbles when she talks.

Yeah... but maybe they'll let us trade Celine Dion for her. ;)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 12:59:17 PM

Quote

Originally posted by DiabloTX
I have been with a psycho.  That's why I said Avril was a Quebecoise.  The girl/psycho I was with was one.

No thank you sir, never again.  There is no sex good enough that would make me want more of that.  It was basically..."come here"*awesome sex*"get the hell outta my life!" followed by a  feable attempt at an apology everyday for about 4 weeks.

No thanks.

You have dated SOB too??? First Eskimo, now you???

Damn, how many others has there been?

And what kind of a filthy animal ARE you, SOB?? Is there anyone you won't copulate with???

:mad:

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Regular on April 17, 2005, 01:58:31 PM

Someone post that pic of her in high school when she was going through a whigger phase. It was funny she had her braided.lol

I lost that pic.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Sandman on April 17, 2005, 02:06:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Regular
Someone post that pic of her in high school when she was going through a whigger phase. It was funny she had her braided.lol

I lost that pic.

Not a pic, but your post reminded me of this story (http://sf.indymedia.org/news/2005/03/1712827.php).


Back on topic...

(http://www.avrilhardcore.net/images/pictures/misc/18thbday/18bday8.jpg)

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Drunky on April 17, 2005, 05:36:54 PM

Avril is way too punk for me.  All that angst and anger with the potential of possible violence.

She's so punk that it frightens Mr. Willie into hiding.  That's how punk she is.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: sling322 on April 17, 2005, 08:05:23 PM

I dont know if its possible to hit that.  She seems more the type that would do the hitting and you would just lay there and wish it was over.

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: Bodhi on April 17, 2005, 08:36:58 PM

I'd hit it...

think about it... all that punk and anger has to go somewhere... and I'd bet it goes towards getting laid.

The other thought on this is:

Maybe she's so angry because she hasn't had Bodhi yet!!!!!

Oooh this gives me an idea....

Maybe the BBS could all pitch in, and I'll hit Tomato to offset her anger from Beetle so he can come home!!!!

Gonna cost a lot, so start your pledges now!

Title: Avril Lavigine
Post by: vorticon on April 17, 2005, 08:41:51 PM

im gonna have to agree with nilsen...