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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on May 16, 2000, 12:23:00 PM
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find
the lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND....
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID #)#(*(*^*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS..
That's how many.
Thank you, this was intended to be humorous.
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Ripsnort(-rip1-)
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it
only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm, grasp the joystick button,
and shoot the sucker down!
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[This message has been edited by Swager (edited 05-16-2000).]
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Okay, my WIFE found it funny!
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Ripsnort(-rip1-)
I./JG2~Richthofen~ CLICK>> JG2 "Richthofen" (http://members.tripod.com/JG2/)
Panzer Group Afrika-15th Panzer division CLICK>> 15th Panzer Division (http://members.tripod.com/deutcheafrikakorps/index.htm)
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it
only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm, grasp the joystick button,
and shoot the sucker down!
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 05-16-2000).]
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