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Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2005, 08:31:23 AM

Wal, I’ve been dealin wif SOB’s drinkin, an fartin, an hollerin, an bligerence, an stinkin, an barfin, t'name jest th' obvious.

Howevah, tonight, ah was t'accompenny him t'Dallas t'see some AH buds. Af'er a few six-packs of Schlitz, he done opened a big-ol-can of Genuine-SOB-Whoop-***, an tried t'throw me outta th' trailer, an' frackured mah arm, dawgone it.  ah had ta offer sexual favors to a carload of Mexicans t'git back home, at 2am, dawgone it. No illushuns hyar, enny longer.

Nice squinty-eyed-fat fella, huh?

While ah's not th' so't of varmint t'hold grudges, thar is no way on this hyar earth thet ah will let him git away wif his foul behavour. Which is why fo' ah's makin' it public.

eskimo

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Nilsen on April 17, 2005, 08:43:06 AM

and one more time in english please

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: ASTAC on April 17, 2005, 09:10:05 AM

:rofl

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: bigsky on April 17, 2005, 09:58:15 AM

really, and i allways thought of him like this..
http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/index.php?action=showpic&cat=7&pic=1913

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 10:42:40 AM

All I can say about SOB is don't get it a hot tub with the guy. He doesn't keep his hands to himself.

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Maverick on April 17, 2005, 11:03:50 AM

Where is the picture of the cast?

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Dune on April 17, 2005, 11:36:57 AM

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Originally posted by Maverick
Where is the picture of the cast?

Oh, no.  Airheard didn't hurt SOB for the hottub incident.  From what I've heard, he actually liked it.  They went for a walk on the beach after that.

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2005, 11:38:56 AM

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Originally posted by Maverick
Where is the picture of the cast?

See:

 (http://www.swissplaster.ch/pics/lac/images/arm_cast_12133.jpg)

eskimo

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Sixpence on April 17, 2005, 11:45:36 AM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
See:

 (http://www.swissplaster.ch/pics/lac/images/arm_cast_12133.jpg)

eskimo

lol!

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Gunslinger on April 17, 2005, 11:50:01 AM

Those are some well....gehy shorts!


you guys are a perfect match:
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1107404186_sob_hooters.jpg)

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Furball on April 17, 2005, 11:55:50 AM

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Those are some well....gehy shorts!


you guys are a perfect match:
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1107404186_sob_hooters.jpg)

LOL that is great, good job :)

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 12:09:30 PM

So no wonder SOB threw me over for Eskimo...that hair...that body.... (sob) I never had a chance! (choke)

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2005, 12:17:18 PM

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Originally posted by Airhead
So no wonder SOB threw me over for Eskimo...that hair...that body.... (sob) I never had a chance! (choke)

Don't forget my ghey shorts.

eskimo

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 12:52:20 PM

I have those same shorts- they just don't look as good on me.

:confused:

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: boxboy28 on April 17, 2005, 01:31:09 PM

kick8in them dazy duke huh?

Title: Re: The truth about SOB
Post by: Kegger26 on April 17, 2005, 02:02:28 PM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
Wal, I’ve been dealin wif SOB’s drinkin, an fartin, an hollerin, an bligerence, an stinkin, an barfin, t'name jest th' obvious.

Howevah, tonight, ah was t'accompenny him t'Dallas t'see some AH buds. Af'er a few six-packs of Schlitz, he done opened a big-ol-can of Genuine-SOB-Whoop-***, an tried t'throw me outta th' trailer, an' frackured mah arm, dawgone it.  ah had ta offer sexual favors to a carload of Mexicans t'git back home, at 2am, dawgone it. No illushuns hyar, enny longer.

Nice squinty-eyed-fat fella, huh?

While ah's not th' so't of varmint t'hold grudges, thar is no way on this hyar earth thet ah will let him git away wif his foul behavour. Which is why fo' ah's makin' it public.

eskimo

And why didnt you call the cops? I want to see a picture of your cast again. I want one side profile and one front profile.

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: RTSigma on April 17, 2005, 03:04:20 PM

Sad thing is I can understand that tawk, maybe nawt the Eurries.

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: midnight Target on April 17, 2005, 03:14:27 PM

I checked with Nuke... he says this one is legit!

Title: Re: Re: The truth about SOB
Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2005, 03:24:26 PM

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Originally posted by Kegger26
And why didnt you call the cops? I want to see a picture of your cast again. I want one side profile and one front profile.

Yer hankerin' proof?

ah got proof! Fry mah hide!

3rd intry on th' po-lice blotter.

The Huntsville Times (http://home.neo.rr.com/svea/huntsvilletimes_ncrime.htm)

eskimo

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 03:43:26 PM

ROFLMAO oh man, my stomach is hurting from laughing. Very well done. :D

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Gunslinger on April 17, 2005, 05:56:05 PM

that was good.  Almost didn't catch it.  was gonna give a WTF?  :rofl

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Airhead on April 17, 2005, 06:30:51 PM

Not to hijack or anything, but did you all notice how much cleaner and neater Eskimo's cast is compared to Tomato's?

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Kegger26 on April 17, 2005, 06:42:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Those are some well....gehy shorts!


you guys are a perfect match:
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1107404186_sob_hooters.jpg)

 In some sick frickin way I am hungry for hooters wings now.

Title: The truth about SOB
Post by: Nilsen on April 18, 2005, 02:20:52 AM

LOL eskimo :rofl :rofl