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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: aztec on April 19, 2005, 04:45:38 AM
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...one sentance at a time.
Hearing a loud commotion emanating from the O'Club I could'nt help but wander over for a look.
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What I saw was utterly indescribable.
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The AH players were posting nude pictures of themselves!
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And Skuzzy was talking about turning it into a Hot-Or-Not poll site.
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When suddenly,
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Fighting breaks out between Jackal1 and Skydancer.
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Over who would be on top.
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Meanwhile,
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back at the bunkhouse
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Lazs and Sandy were
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discussing wether Pace thick n chunky would wash out of their matching leather gimp suits, when
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nuke and nash ran to massachusetts to get married.
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Originally posted by JB73
nuke and nash ran to massachusetts to get married.
by an Elvis impersonator flown in especially from Las Vegas by Mr. Black's F-16.
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But the F-16 crashed cause the pilot had a scorpion sting him.
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But all of sudden Straiga swooped in with his P-51 with yet another Elvis Impersonator on board.
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only to find out it was Richard Simmons... disguised as SOB!
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Hold that thought,..it's actually SOB disguised as Richard Simmons! AND HE BROUGHT A BOOM BOX!
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and Baby Jesus started to cry.
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Because a guy named after an insect broke the SOBs and the babies arm!
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and then a lawyer walked in..
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the lawyer was hired by the EU because they dont like seeing babies cry
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But was quickly seduced by a animated picture.
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of Gsholz vs. a hentai tentacle monster
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The lawyer wakes up, in a mental ward, minus his eyes. He must have clawed them out after seeing such a horrible thing.
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But the eyes, hanging on top of the drawer, are still staring at the lawyer who waves frantically shouting 'stop staring me .. stop staring at meeeee...!!'
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Then ironically the eyes turn to the sigh of
a sheep being stalked by JOC.
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The stalked sheep had no chance when all of a sudden
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JB73 picked her up for his date!
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Dressed in his spiffy Tuxedo and bearing flowers, pearls, and smelling sweetly of Old Spice. It was sure to be a dazzling night on the town for Molly & her date.
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The night on the town actually turns into a romp in the hay.
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THE END
hahah couldn't help it I'm such a party pooper!!!! :lol
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is near, thought JB. Next he thought to himself, "How could she be pregnant - I've been firing blanks my whole life!"
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Besides....she's a goat!
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A goat named spitfiremkv, it was the crying game but with animals!!
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What was worse for SOB was that Spitfiremkv was the ugliest goat in the herd.
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And it was cheating on him with a JB!!!
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But in comes JB42 wearing his Super Sexy Ninja suit
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that ripped when he did the splits.
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With his bellybutton exposed for everyone to see, he slowly assumed the position.
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Then suntracker sat down and wept because of all the homosexuality that the Oclub members kept revealing.
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He was alarmed to find what he sat on wasn't a chair...
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It was spitfiremkv's horns.
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He soon came to found out it wasn't his horns, but his..
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But before he could complete that thought..spitfirmkv's sister LALA walked in.
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With a 70's slap bass porn riff in the background, delivered a rectal rearrangement that far exceeded the holocaust of AKAK and Wolfala's 38s rocket runs. He gasped...
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pretty soon the entire O'Club was milking SpitfireMkV, although it was obvious (in a spectacular way) that spit was a RAM!
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At least in her own sexually confused mind she believed she was a RAM.
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said ASTAC who is a known trannie lover
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who admited that Spitiremkv was one of his favorite tranny pinups.
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Then the FDBs showed up, used good old spit up, then tossed him on the BBQ and grilled him up.
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GTORa2 was there also, and he got the most delicious morsel, with filling too...
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When suddenly PETA arrived!
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and said back away from SpitfiremkV there is no meat there, he's all ours.
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at the mention of meat, MrBlack's wife comes barreling through the door, and knocks PETA over, breaking all their arms, before devouring SpitfiremkV
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After eating the rancid flesh that was once called Spit, she doubles over in great pain, om the way to the hospital, she explodes showering Medicboy and his hot (imaginary) partner with half digested bits of goat, blood and human flesh!
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And then... the midget walked in.
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only the Midget was actually a hobbit.
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Suddenly the hobbit jumped on a trampoline, catapulting himself through the air majestically, soaring like the bird he always wished he was, and he landed right in a running wood-chipper, showering the work crew with blood.
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They all stood there for a moment, then cheered and celebrated National Hob(in)bits Day.
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While celebrating they cracked open the cooler of fresh cold...
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Salmon, and drank the pure, refreshing, omega 3 fatty acids straight from the salmons blood veins.
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Suntracker woke up from another acid trip with a salmon sticking out of his rear...
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and said "There's something fishy about all this."
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the fish retorted: Your colon is the adobe of my spawn. Fear me, for the salmon's time has come
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Just then suntracker ripped a huge fart, sending the salmon flying across the room.
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at which point SpitfiremkV picked it up, licked it clean and placed it back in the water.
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we're slipping into the realm of metaphysicis, children, because it has been established a while a go that SpitfirekV has been blown to bits-oh, ye cruel fate for such a gentle, noble soul...
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Just then the new Pope, Benidict the 16th bursts in the room to exorcise the demon/ghost of spitfiremkv.
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But unfortunately, a group of gun wielding Republicans had just finished watching an unedited version of Saving Private Ryan, and subsequently shot the new Pope to death (him being a former Nazi and all).
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Thus marking the end of the shortest popedom ever.
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Suddenly, George W Bush came parachuting down in the middle of Paris France, when...
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Suddenly, Franklin Delano Roosevelt rolled up in a cloud of dust, came to a screeching halt and said...
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"Feed this machine gun for me Georgey Boy, wees about to retake Paris!"
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His next statement was that it wouldn't take long, being France was going to be conquered........again.
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When the sound of the machine gun chambering a round was made...President Chirac showed up waving a white flag.
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but, like in a Harry Turtledove novel, the aliens invaded!
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Once the aliens found they would have to take the French with thier country they left in a big hurry
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Meanwhile, over in Alabama, Mr. T wondered out loud, "This is so abso-ludicrous that even I'm embarassed. Because I'm famous and thats what matters! Stay in milk and drink school kids!"
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Back in France .... Hanging out at the Moulon Rouge and drinking Absenthe .....
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mr T said "all this use of the word 'suddenly' makes me thing of those dumb childrens books where you choose the line of the story"
suddenly
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Turning to page 87, Mr. T saw it was blank because we haven't written that far yet.
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"I pity the foo'!" Mr T yelled, "Lets modify the van" pulling out his tools.
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he found that the van was rocking, and finally realized what the 'A' in A Team stands for
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No sooner than the word tool left MrT's lips, ,the biggest tool of all, Bob Villa, arrived in a stealth urban assault vehicle Pulling out his 16 in 1 craftsman faux ubertool he proceeded to....
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Build a fancy redwood deck around the rocking van.
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norm showed up to make a traditional new england table / desk of some sort in 1 30 minute show that normal men take 3 years to build
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then, one of JB73s girlfriends showed up and sat on it, breaking it into splinters and causing a major earthquake
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And spitfiremkv's ghost went over to the large female and asked is he could his her bum and make it better?
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the woman didn't answer, puzzled of the meaning of the word 'his' as a verb
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Then she realizes she dosnt know what a verb is, and ponders if she can earn food by pointing out mistakes of others ?
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When out of the blue...
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JB73 shows up with a new avatard
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Meanwhile, a pretty girl slid a polish sausage down her throat...