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Title: Love dress..........
Post by: Saintaw on May 23, 2000, 03:51:00 AM: A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married sons house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing," she asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.

"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.

"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and > he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now, so perhaps you could stop by a little later?".

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left.

On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.

Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.

"What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.

"Needs ironing," he replied
Title: Love dress..........
Post by: Helmut on May 23, 2000, 06:46:00 AM: Was, Iron?
Jah ich habe ine you kan geborrow!

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Title: Love dress..........
Post by: Ripsnort on May 23, 2000, 08:58:00 AM: lol!
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Post by: Flipperk on June 02, 2009, 04:11:09 PM: LOL!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: hubsonfire on June 02, 2009, 06:07:19 PM: Nine years. That a record?
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Post by: Treize69 on June 02, 2009, 06:10:05 PM: (http://coffeejedi.darkimage.net/old_thread.jpg)
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Post by: avionix on June 02, 2009, 08:52:58 PM: I don't care how old this thread is, that is one for the ages!!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Nilsen on June 03, 2009, 02:28:18 AM: :rofl

Doesnt matter how old it is.. still funny :D
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Post by: Dragon on June 03, 2009, 11:41:09 AM: Some of us didn't read it 9 years ago, fresh humor for us noobs.
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Post by: straffo on June 03, 2009, 12:35:02 PM: it remind me of the big bbs crash :)

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Post by: Masherbrum on June 03, 2009, 02:52:48 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Denholm on June 03, 2009, 02:57:32 PM: Not the oldest thread revival for sure. Great joke, though! :lol
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on June 03, 2009, 04:17:01 PM: Com'on..i laughed and so did my brother.

Whos cares how old it is, this was a needed bump.
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Post by: Saintaw on June 09, 2009, 06:00:51 PM: prolly sent to me by my dad... I think his new past time has been to scour the internets for jokes, there's a little gem now 'n then :)
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Post by: Xasthur on June 10, 2009, 07:48:23 AM: Quote from: Saintaw on June 09, 2009, 06:00:51 PM
prolly sent to me by my dad... I think his new past time has been to scour the internets for jokes, there's a little gem now 'n then :)

Well, it's either that or porn, really....