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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on April 21, 2005, 08:24:06 PM
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What great out of the ordinary signs have you seen?
Here's one I saw at a resturant here in Jersey.
" All orders are as is. We dont do special orders.
We dont give refunds. If you are unhappy with the food or the service Leave and dont come back- Managment"
Oddly or not so oddly this resturant is Very popular
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On a road outside of Albany Australia - Turtle Crossing.
We waited quite awhile for that one.
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Not necissarily on topic, but I just have to throw this one in...
(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Sign-All-Base-Road.jpg)
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In a restaurant:
"If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire -- and act accordingly"
At a self serve, unattended car wash:
"Working Harder to Serve You Better"
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In a BBQ smokehouse/restaurant:
"You may smoke here if you're a cow, a chicken, or a pig."
On the desk of a bank manager:
"Why is there always so much of the month left at the end of the money?"
In an auto mechanic shop:
"Credit makes enemies. Let's be friends."
At the crosswalk in front of the YWCA in Hagerstown, MD:
"Dear Crossing"
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Taps in Garfield NJ
sign
Warm beer
Lousy food