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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: storch on April 25, 2005, 04:23:32 PM
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I'm having a difficult time with my carrier landings. seeing how you are the great waldo pepper of AH I was hoping you would pass on some of your wisdom. thanks in advance for your help.
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You seem to have problems with alot of things son. One of which is your memory.....
So....
For those who are curious. It so happened that the bird and I were both rook. A D-9 was capping a base we were attacking via CV...I was in a seafire and scorched was in a c-hog. Now the D-9 played a pretty good game of tag and the action was limited to the 2 fast movers lobbing face shots at each other while I watched....as fuel twindled storch told me he was close to bingo and RTB....I told him Iwas gonna head for second carrier and he elected to follow....I tried to sucker the D-9 down by giving him a sucker play so storch might get a shot ...the D-9 did come down but kept enough E so storch couldnt close....with the D-9 hovering around I told storch to land 1st while I capped the CV in case the D-9 wanted to brave the ack for vulch....bottom line is while storch landed his perk ride I went about bingo and had to try and force the seafire in since I didnt have enough to go around....I was fast and missed the wires....end of story. Iactually posted a comment on this elsewhere that he was ok to fly with....
So....you have a situation where a guy treats you right and flies like two guys on the same team should...and what you get is chicken$#!^.
Like I've told you bout 5 times son....anytime anyplane...I'm not hard to find.
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Humble
adj 1: low or inferior in station or quality; [syn: low, lowly, modest, small] 2: marked by meekness or modesty; not arrogant or prideful; [ant: proud] 3: used of unskilled work (especially domestic work) [syn: menial, lowly] 4: of low birth or station
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Originally posted by KONG1
Humble
adj 1: low or inferior in station or quality; [syn: low, lowly, modest, small] 2: marked by meekness or modesty; not arrogant or prideful; [ant: proud] 3: used of unskilled work (especially domestic work) [syn: menial, lowly] 4: of low birth or station
Like I said in the other thread....you and TK sure disappeared from the DA pretty quickly after I flamed your fearless leader.:D
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Originally posted by humble
You seem to have problems with alot of things son. One of which is your memory.....
So....
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Like I've told you bout 5 times son....anytime anyplane...I'm not hard to find.
jebus, jobus and mabus dad i'm just asking for little help here not a dissertation.
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What you are is a noob.....
Have Kong look it up in the dictionary for you.
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Originally posted by humble
What you are is a noob.....
Have Kong look it up in the dictionary for you.
that's right I am a noob and that's why I'm asking the roscoeturnervetaceyness to impart wisdom on me but alas you are holding out on me. what if I sent you a dozen roses love?
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Originally posted by humble
Like I said in the other thread....you and TK sure disappeared from the DA pretty quickly after I flamed your fearless leader.:D
what are u talkign about the onlt time i saw u in the DA was the one time i was playin around in there fighting kong i was in there for about an hour be4 u go thereand about 10 mins after u go tthere i got bored and left. now i didnt know u talked about VWE or any other of my squadie and if i did i would have left u would have heard some stuff from me.
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Originally posted by storch
jebus, jobus and mabus dad i'm just asking for little help here not a dissertation.
Hmmmm.....
If you could fly 1/10 as well as you BS you wouldnt have to whine bout folks porking your FMnow would you. Youknow the old saying "their are two types of planes, fighters and targets"...well he forgot talkers I guess:)
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Originally posted by TrueKill
what are u talkign about the onlt time i saw u in the DA was the one time i was playin around in there fighting kong i was in there for about an hour be4 u go thereand about 10 mins after u go tthere i got bored and left. now i didnt know u talked about VWE or any other of my squadie and if i did i would have left u would have heard some stuff from me.
I didnt talk to anyone about anything and I didnt say a thing to anyone. You brought up the subject. Further your the one who came on vox with the "who do we have here"....I told ya to come on in. I even gave a ya a reload once ya spun out. Then I reversed ya and swatted you...and you sure seemed to keep your distance after that.
Bottom line is simple, I could care less about you storch kong VWE or anyone else in your squad. I've got nothing against any of you...and I dont have any warm and fuzzy's either. Your just another guy in a plane to me....but if you want to give me lip when you see me thats fine to.
Bottom line is simple, you mouthed off, you died, you left. Then you post garbage about "respect"...you had opportunity right then to see what I've got....so don't mouth off to me.
The truth is I have no clue if any of you are any good since I never see any of you unless I see all of you. I've told scorched enough times so now I'll tell you...any time any plane. I'm up in the DA 3 or 4 times a week and in the MA every day. I'm always up for a good fight....
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Originally posted by humble
Hmmmm.....
If you could fly 1/10 as well as you BS you wouldnt have to whine bout folks porking your FMnow would you. Youknow the old saying "their are two types of planes, fighters and targets"...well he forgot talkers I guess:)
1/10th, about, and there you also didn't space between FM and now.
you get an F in spelling and punctuation back to grade school with your uberaceynessveteranyness.
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Originally posted by storch
1/10th, about, and there you also didn't space between FM and now.
you get an F in spelling and punctuation back to grade school with your uberaceynessveteranyness.
So we're in agreement....your all talk and no walk...nough said.
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so.......do I get carrier landing lessons or no?
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Dear Mr. Humble,
I don’t need carrier landing lessons but I was hoping you would help me with my gunnery. I’m sure a swell guy like you would play target for a poor noob like myself. If you throttle back and hit X I might just get a few hits. Those mean CT people don’t help much they just shoot me down over and over.
Thanks in advance, it’s wonderful how vets like yourself provide role models for us clueless dweebs and set such a fine example.
You’re my Hero Mr Humble,
KONG
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Originally posted by KONG1
Dear Mr. Humble,
I don’t need carrier landing lessons but I was hoping you would help me with my gunnery. I’m sure a swell guy like you would play target for a poor noob like myself. If you throttle back and hit X I might just get a few hits. Those mean CT people don’t help much they just shoot me down over and over.
Thanks in advance, it’s wonderful how vets like yourself provide role models for us clueless dweebs and set such a fine example.
You’re my Hero Mr Humble,
KONG
Why dont you just spit it out and speak english boy. Are you making a statement or asking a question or just mumbling?
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JG54 wonders why everyone thinks they're a bunch of arses. I mean honestly. :rofl
Storch before you start ripping on Humble about his spelling how about teaching your illiterate teammate how to read and write. Secondly stop being such a lazy pos and take a lesson from yourself. I know it's hard but the shift key isn't to hard to find on the keyboard. I mean hell it's only the second largest key on the keyboard. If you'd like I can send you a key board that actually spells out shift and gives you an up arrow so you don't get lost with all those keys in front of you.
I can also see this is the typical JG54 all jumping on one person. I mean do you guys honestly need the whole gang of girly boys to come in backing you up? This is exactly the same way you guys act in the CT. One JG54 starts talking crap and then the rest of you jump in. Then later on you have the audacity complain about how crappy the CT is and how so many other MA folks ruin it for you. What about how JG54 ruins it for anyone else wanting to play in there because of your chitty attitudes day in and day out?
First you guys start in on HTC about how the axis aircraft are cartoon planes and how it's some allied conspiracy. Then you try to accuse the CT staff of purposely messing with the FW flight model because you had a chitty night. Now your flaiming a guy because from the sounds of it he stayed in the air to defend against the enemy so you could land safely. I mean honestly where does it end with you guys?
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Originally posted by humble
Hmmmm.....
If you could fly 1/10 as well as you BS you wouldnt have to whine bout folks porking your FMnow would you. Youknow the old saying "their are two types of planes, fighters and targets"...well he forgot talkers I guess:)
You know what they say Humble, if you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with BS. Did I spell BS right Storch?
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Just as an aside here. I miss carrier ops as much as anything in the game. It was something that us VF-17 guys took great pride in ... in spite of the fact that it surely wasn't the real thing. We got into it so much that we actually had a set of carrier qualifications for squadron members that somewhat mimicked the quals WWII tailhookers went through.
Nothing like performing the traditional full-flap slow approach, chopping the throttle for a three pointer on the wire. Squadron spacing for 20 second approaches and take-offs. A squadie acting as LSO/qualification officer.
*sigh*
http://www.vf-17.org/Portals/0/Library/HowTo/Carrier%20Qualification%20Specs.doc
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Originally posted by Cobra412
JG54 wonders why everyone thinks they're a bunch of arses. I mean honestly. :rofl
Storch before you start ripping on Humble about his spelling how about teaching your illiterate teammate how to read and write. Secondly stop being such a lazy pos and take a lesson from yourself. I know it's hard but the shift key isn't to hard to find on the keyboard. I mean hell it's only the second largest key on the keyboard. If you'd like I can send you a key board that actually spells out shift and gives you an up arrow so you don't get lost with all those keys in front of you.
I can also see this is the typical JG54 all jumping on one person. I mean do you guys honestly need the whole gang of girly boys to come in backing you up? This is exactly the same way you guys act in the CT. One JG54 starts talking crap and then the rest of you jump in. Then later on you have the audacity complain about how crappy the CT is and how so many other MA folks ruin it for you. What about how JG54 ruins it for anyone else wanting to play in there because of your chitty attitudes day in and day out?
First you guys start in on HTC about how the axis aircraft are cartoon planes and how it's some allied conspiracy. Then you try to accuse the CT staff of purposely messing with the FW flight model because you had a chitty night. Now your flaiming a guy because from the sounds of it he stayed in the air to defend against the enemy so you could land safely. I mean honestly where does it end with you guys?
hello cobra thankyou for replying to my query. I have a question for you cobra. aside from working 12 hours a day on F16 fighters at edwards and feeding all the stray cats in the high desert and then attending to your pregnant wife how do you ever find the time to troll these boards for fights to pick?
would you please teach me your amazing time management skills?
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Originally posted by aztec
You know what they say Humble, if you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with BS. Did I spell BS right Storch?
that would be baffle them with BS sir. so the answer is (bzzzzzzzzzzzz) wrong. sorry no points for you sir. but what does he win Bob?
mr. aztec gets a free trip to the humble school of carrier landings and spelling where he will also participate in the humblegun course of uberaceynessveteranyness to learn to shoot down cartoon dweebs. thanks for playing please come back and try again.
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This thread is funny!
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So... your having a good time SD? And everyone thinks we just pull the game down... funny huh?
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Dear Mr Humble,
Thank you for responding to my previous query. It brightened my day to receive a good-natured ribbing from one of your wit and panache. Ha Ha. Keep up the good work. But seriously, the gunnery practice would really be appreciated, whenever it’s convenient, I realize how busy you are with all your correspondence.
Those unwashed masses guys just don’t get it. If they would just read your posts with an open mind they might receive some enlightenment. I’ve read them all carefully and have come to the realization that your ideas are obviously superior and you need to continue to keep them in their place. It is important for your lessors to be frequently reminded that they can never rise to your level of greatness. Of course the game provides the only true measure of a man and your detractors seem to be scared they won’t measure up. I think you should track them down in the CT and give them a lesson or two in humbleness.
Keep up the good work, I’m sure if you post enough you’ll receive the attention you need.
Your Biggest Fan,
KONG
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Originally posted by VWE
So... your having a good time SD? And everyone thinks we just pull the game down... funny huh?
LOLOLOLOL! Yeah I'm having a good time! Sorry I posted that after pullin an AH all nighter, I was a little slap happy I think:p It is a funny thread though. I think Storch and Humble should just get out the ol dueling pistols! And JG54 doesn't bring down the WHOLE game, just the CT heheh. j/k, I'm a believer that the game is what you make it and what type of attitude you bring with ya. I'm still pretty tired, debating whether to go back to bed or struggle the rest of the day. CYA guys up!
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Picking fights? How about defending other players against JG54s typical abusive verbal attacks. If your crew isn't doing it in the CT your doing it in here. It's amazing how some things never change.
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Originally posted by SuperDud
LOLOLOLOL! Yeah I'm having a good time! Sorry I posted that after pullin an AH all nighter, I was a little slap happy I think:p It is a funny thread though. I think Storch and Humble should just get out the ol dueling pistols! And JG54 doesn't bring down the WHOLE game, just the CT heheh. j/k, I'm a believer that the game is what you make it and what type of attitude you bring with ya. I'm still pretty tired, debating whether to go back to bed or struggle the rest of the day. CYA guys up!
hehe....
I don't have "issues" with any of them individually...or outside of the CT. I just disagree with squads in the CT. As I've said plentyof times I'm just looking for good fights. In the MA clip Iposted on the other CT thread I'm flying AWAY from a capped field. Icould easily have hung around and grabbed a cherry or two or RTB'd my pelts. Instead I flew away from the numbers...did I die in the end....sure. But look at the clip....that was a fun fight...more fun to me then the earlier kills...made the whole 20+ min hop worth it.
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Hey humble do you keep any sort of schedule in regards to your time in the DA? I've been looking for some DA time against competent flyers... too often I find working my way through people in the MA then running into someone who actually knows what he's doing and getting swatted. :)
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I'm usually in there in the evening (AZ time) or in the MA...anytime you see me up just give a shout. Been alot of good sticks in DA recently every time I show up.....fun place.
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Originally posted by storch
that would be baffle them with BS sir. so the answer is (bzzzzzzzzzzzz) wrong. sorry no points for you sir. but what does he win Bob?
mr. aztec gets a free trip to the humble school of carrier landings and spelling where he will also participate in the humblegun course of uberaceynessveteranyness to learn to shoot down cartoon dweebs. thanks for playing please come back and try again.
Huh?