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Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 06:58:38 AM
Why cant people buy a big bag of dry food and eat it for supper?  I'm interested in creating what is essentially a human version of dry dog-food.  It would be helpful for when there was no time to cook, on hiking trips, and for emergency use.

Any ideas?  Thinking of making the main ingredient from corn.  Adding soy or chicken for protein.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Shane on April 27, 2005, 07:15:58 AM
uhhh they do...

it's called "doritos":aok
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 07:45:24 AM
Opps, forgot to add another requirement.  The food must be healthy :)
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: lazs2 on April 27, 2005, 07:51:13 AM
isn't cereal the same thing as what you are saying?  Besides...

there is another liberal working on a food for the masses allready... it comes in healthy green bars and contains an entire days nutrients and vitamins..  they are going to call it "soylent green" and it will be introduced next earth day.

lazs
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 07:58:55 AM
No.  This food would be healthy and more suitable for supper (by not being so sweet).  Would also be cheap.  First came up for this idea when I was a competitive runner and wanted something quick and healthy to eat after a run.

Would like to have a 4 to 3 ratio of complex carbs to protein.  Maybe some omega 3 oils in it also.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: lazs2 on April 27, 2005, 08:08:02 AM
Then soylent green is your huckleberry.  

I eat to live not live to eat but what you are suggesting doesn't even work for me.

lazs
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Shane on April 27, 2005, 08:13:40 AM
there a various "trail" mixes out there...

but i'm likin' the soylent green idea...
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 27, 2005, 08:17:00 AM
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Originally posted by Shane
there a various "trail" mixes out there...

but i'm likin' the soylent green idea...


So am I.

Hey. We just found another use for the Mexicans!

They are turning out to be the new Soybean.:)
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: lazs2 on April 27, 2005, 08:23:26 AM
there was a minor glitch in the first run of soylent green... It was found to made allmost entirely of whale and dolphin and used 4 barrels of oil to produce 100 lbs of soylent....  they are substituting spotted owls and the green one eyed newt and high sulfur coal tho.

lazs
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 08:25:06 AM
I would prefer not to grind up people and put them into my food.  But human flesh is the most digestable protein for other humans to eat.

I think I could make something that tastes almost as good as a Fritos corn chip.  But with less fat, more protein, and omega 3 fats.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: lazs2 on April 27, 2005, 08:27:11 AM
How many frittos can you eat?  How often?

lazs
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 27, 2005, 08:31:13 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
Then soylent green is your huckleberry.  


Everytime I hear that word I think of Tombstone - greatest line ever.

No, not soylent green.
-SW
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Meatwad on April 27, 2005, 09:31:58 AM
I like cereal. cinnamon toast crunch tastes better without the milk  IMO.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Masherbrum on April 27, 2005, 09:45:30 AM
Eat Carbs earlier in the day, lessen consumption of them as the day goes on.  

Karaya
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: GtoRA2 on April 27, 2005, 10:12:32 AM
I have been saying we could cheapen the cost of prisons for years, just buy speeding up the death penalty, one apeal then to the kitchens.

Kill them humanly, then server them up to the rest of the inmates!
:D
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Chairboy on April 27, 2005, 10:15:52 AM
Futurama addressed this:
(http://halcanary.org/images/bachelor_chow.jpg)

It came in a big bag.  The main character would pour it into a bowl that looked like a dog food bowl, pour some water on it, then go eat it with a fork while watching TV.

Also: http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/purina/
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: RightF00T on April 27, 2005, 11:16:57 AM
<--Runs to patent office.:)
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: slimm50 on April 27, 2005, 02:38:34 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
So am I.

Hey. We just found another use for the Mexicans!

They are turning out to be the new Soybean.:)

:lol :lol  you are aware by now you said that out loud, aren't you?
Title: Re: Cereal for supper
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 27, 2005, 02:45:52 PM
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Originally posted by SunTracker
Why cant people buy a big bag of dry food and eat it for supper?  I'm interested in creating what is essentially a human version of dry dog-food.  It would be helpful for when there was no time to cook, on hiking trips, and for emergency use.

Any ideas?  Thinking of making the main ingredient from corn.  Adding soy or chicken for protein.


Uhmm they allready sell basically that, its a power bar or granola bar.

Plus it's fact (no joke) that dog food sales tend to go up towards the end of the month in Florida as many old people on fixed incomes run out of money and are forced to improvise.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Sandman on April 27, 2005, 02:50:57 PM
GORP

Google for recipes. There are plenty.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Meatwad on April 27, 2005, 03:49:40 PM
whoops forgot. a bag of dry food to eat for supper is ramen noodles
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: vorticon on April 27, 2005, 04:15:58 PM
"Why cant people buy a big bag of dry food and eat it for supper?"

because we much prefer to tear into a peice of animal.

"It would be helpful for when there was no time to cook, on hiking trips, and for emergency use. "

trail mix and jerky.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: bustr on April 27, 2005, 08:27:37 PM
Dry dog food is what you are describing.

Tryed giving it in small bowls to a large house party once. People ate it and asked if I'd fill the littel bowls up again with the nice beefy flavored corn crunchies. It was one of those 60lb bags of generic dog food............some of em thought it tasted good dipped in Ranch dressing. No one figured out what I was feeding them............:)
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Lizking on April 27, 2005, 08:44:26 PM
If your friends are too stupid to recognize dogfood in a bowl, then they deserve you as a friend.  Did you serve them horse piss and tell them it was Miller Lite, too?
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 08:51:54 PM
Why are you getting so upset Lizking?  Ever check the ingredients on dry dog-food?  Corn meal, wheat, chicken, vitamins, minerals.  

I'm still in the planning stages for my new food.  Gonna cook up a few batches this weekend to see how it tastes.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Lizking on April 27, 2005, 09:11:39 PM
Suntracker, ever check the standards for what is allowed in animal  food?  I am not upset, but if I  were to attend a "party" in which I was fed dog food as people food, I would kick the hosts ass.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Dace on April 27, 2005, 09:17:25 PM
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Originally posted by bustr
Dry dog food is what you are describing.

Tryed giving it in small bowls to a large house party once. People ate it and asked if I'd fill the littel bowls up again with the nice beefy flavored corn crunchies. It was one of those 60lb bags of generic dog food............some of em thought it tasted good dipped in Ranch dressing. No one figured out what I was feeding them............:)


dude that is wrong on so many levels:lol
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 09:36:22 PM
Lizking, if dogs can eat it without dying, then so can humans.  Now get off your high horse and come eat some dogfood.
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: Lizking on April 27, 2005, 09:38:59 PM
Well Suntracker, dogs eat ****.  What is your daily consumption of feces?
Title: Cereal for supper
Post by: SunTracker on April 27, 2005, 09:52:40 PM
Depends on how many of your posts I have to read.