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Title: A song about a player...
Post by: Voldemort on April 27, 2005, 03:02:33 PM
Dedicated to our own in-house olympic sprinting champion.

Link (http://www.daisycandles.com/system/shawk.wav)

"SHawk in Memphis"

Put on his running shoes and he
Boarded his plane
Touched down at the rook airport
Too gay to have any shame
Only flies 190’s.
D-Nine’s the only one
Anything else he just won’t fly in
Because then he can’t run

And he’s running from L-A’s
He’s running from Hurricanes too
He’s running from L-A’s
It’s just what SHawk will do

Haunted by ghosts of L-A’s
On his tail in hot pursuit
Followed him on a chase through Knightland
And then he ran right to…

His security force of a squadron
Lingering high only to
Save his running tail
When he bit off more than he can chew

And he’s running from L-A’s
He’s running from Hurricanes too
He’s running from L-A’s
It’s just what SHawk will do

You can ask him to turn and fight
But he’ll run away too scared
His face will turn green…in his pants he will pee…
He’s got one prayer for escape…

[Insert whole missing verse here.  Didn’t realize I missed it until I transcribed the words.  Oops.]

And he’s running from L-A’s
He’s running from Hurricanes too.
He’s running from L-A’s
It’s just what SHawk will do.

Put on his running shoes and he boarded his plane
Touched back on the airport…to gay to have any shame
Touched back down on his rook airport…
To gay to have any shame.
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Post by: Voldemort on April 27, 2005, 03:07:12 PM
My Music Recording Hardware:

For these songs I am using a very complex process:

I use Microsoft Windows and it's Sound Recorder.
I play into the same mic I use for Aces High.

These are not the pieces of equipment I take when I play for pay, those are a little nicer and come with more hefty price tags.
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Post by: Jish102 on April 27, 2005, 03:16:28 PM
:rofl :lol
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Post by: Furball on April 27, 2005, 03:16:54 PM
too funny.
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Post by: Morpheus on April 27, 2005, 03:17:17 PM
This is the kinda enema his board needed.
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Post by: SuperDud on April 27, 2005, 03:20:39 PM
LMAO!:aok
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Post by: SKJohn on April 27, 2005, 03:20:53 PM
Has Hi Tech designated an official Aces High "Balladeer" (Singer?)

If not, I nominate Voldemort!
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Post by: mussie on April 27, 2005, 03:23:35 PM
:rofl

My new back ground music for flying

:aok
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Post by: Edbert1 on April 27, 2005, 03:34:15 PM
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Originally posted by mussie
My new back ground music for flying

or for the new AH commercial on TV!
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Post by: Dace on April 27, 2005, 04:30:45 PM
AGAIN :rofl  :rofl  :rofl
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Post by: Howitzer on April 27, 2005, 04:43:55 PM
I'll let Shawk respond to this one on his own, he's got a pretty good sense of humor so he'll hopefully be able to laugh about it.  

I will mention though that I had a guess as to who Voldemort was, but in retrospect I think I'm wrong.  Now I'm back to square 1 as far as trying to guess who you are :confused:   I dun like these games....

I'm cold and confused...Hold me furby  :D
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Post by: nirvana on April 27, 2005, 04:47:05 PM
sweeeeet  so what do you guys think?  FB's song or SHawk in Memphis?
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Post by: killnu on April 27, 2005, 04:52:58 PM
ROFLMAO!!!:rofl :rofl :aok
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Post by: Voldemort on April 27, 2005, 04:54:14 PM
I'll be revealing my true identity on my own accord as soon as I make enough songs to put into a cd :D
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Post by: Heretik on April 27, 2005, 05:09:53 PM
lol. i like this one better.  :aok

seems my guess at who this really is was way off too.
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Post by: Voldemort on April 27, 2005, 05:30:42 PM
LOL!  How about guess who I am and win a custom song :)

I do all of these in good spirits and I hope everyone knows that.

But that also means nobody is safe :)

For my next song, an HTC Themed song.  Stay tuned.
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Post by: crowMAW on April 27, 2005, 07:58:05 PM
LOL...I watched SHawk run from AmReo the other day and was tryn to come up with something based on Harry Belafonte and Day-O.  All I could come up with was:

REEO
REEEEE EEE O

His plane comes
and SHawk runs home.

Hey Mr. SHawk man
Why you run from Reo

Reo comes
and SHwak runs home.

He runs 4k...5k...6k OUT!

Reo comes
and SHawk runs home.

A beautiful bunch of furballing planes

Reo comes
and SHawk runs home

Hides his deady Yak 9 U

Reo comes
and SHawk runs home

He runs 4k...5k...6k  OUT!

Reo comes

and SHawk

Runs

Hoooome.
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Post by: Dace on April 27, 2005, 09:06:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by crowMAW
Reo comes
and Shawk runs home


:rofl  Record that!!!!!!!
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Post by: NUKE on April 27, 2005, 09:26:10 PM
If you fly a D9 like Shawk does, you are not gonna turn fight the losers who call him a "runner" unless you are dipchit.

Shawk uses the D9 very effectively.
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Post by: FBRaptor on April 27, 2005, 11:00:09 PM
lol too funny voldermort.

My guess is that voldermort is..........................i s............................ .is..................spade!!!!!!:D
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Post by: 6GunUSMC on April 27, 2005, 11:09:46 PM
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Originally posted by FBRaptor
lol too funny voldermort.

My guess is that voldermort is..........................i s............................ .is..................spade!!!!!!:D



Sounds a little like ummmm maybe... Shane???? :confused: :lol
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Post by: Sp4de on April 27, 2005, 11:24:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FBRaptor
lol too funny voldermort.

My guess is that voldermort is..........................i s............................ .is..................spade!!!!!!:D





:eek: :rofl
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Post by: Murdr on April 28, 2005, 01:58:49 AM
:rofl
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Post by: SFCHONDO on April 28, 2005, 02:00:06 AM
I'll guess GOLFER
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Post by: sniper68 on April 28, 2005, 02:11:10 AM
OMG I THINK I I JUST PISSED MY SELF LOLOLOLOLOL


whoever u are vold your freaking hilarious lol


6guns thats impossible cant be shane lol
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Post by: SHawk on April 28, 2005, 02:36:11 AM
ROFL, Nice Song....to bad you can't sing! LOL

BTW, I win the Free CD....cause I know who it is :cool:

Didn't even have to Guess

And Hondo, you only knew cause I told ya :P
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 07:36:56 AM
I knew the cat was out of the bag as soon as I thought to myself "hmm...it's time for SHawk's song!"

At least I didn't mention the mullet...that would have just been giving it away and you wouldn't even have listened LOL :)

Also a note to you "real" crazies who make two accounts...don't hide yourself and use your own voice when you've met the mark in real life.  I'm only sad at SHawk because he still hasn't invited me jetskiing.

-Golfer
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 07:39:25 AM
And I know I can't sing LOL!  I wanted to throw a stick at Morpheus for even thinking I was Dave Shaw.  Morph, place the crack pipe at your feet and step back with your hands up.  It's time to go...I'm here to help.  :p
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Post by: sniper68 on April 28, 2005, 07:51:01 AM
chit golfer when he invites you tell me ill drive us there ,  since u 10 min away from me :) lol
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Post by: airbumba on April 28, 2005, 08:27:27 AM
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Originally posted by sniper68
chit golfer when he invites you tell me ill drive us there ,  since u 10 min away from me :) lol


Really?, cool. I'll have to go there one day. Visit Golfer and drag you out to the bar  :)
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Post by: SFCHONDO on April 28, 2005, 10:59:57 AM
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Originally posted by SHawk
ROFL, Nice Song....to bad you can't sing! LOL

BTW, I win the Free CD....cause I know who it is :cool:

Didn't even have to Guess

And Hondo, you only knew cause I told ya :P


Well you didn't post it first, So I still win...LOL
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Post by: sniper68 on April 28, 2005, 12:05:49 PM
damn straight cheech my friend
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Post by: Furball on April 28, 2005, 12:06:27 PM
hi shane!
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Post by: Kermit de frog on April 28, 2005, 02:26:38 PM
:aok :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Great stuff man.   That made my day.  We love ya SHawk.  
Make more!   Make more!  Make more!


Oh yea, that Reo comes is stuck in my head now, ..... very catchy.
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 02:41:11 PM
Just got back from doing what pays the bills.

There are two in the works now...expect their release within the next day.  One is a "tribute" to the company HTC and the other is a more serious song.  I don't only do musical blasphemy...remake of Knockin' on Heaven's door after reading the thread about KGann.

My biggest problem is recording the track with a guitar solo over it.  I can't seem to mix them.  It sounds fine without the second track mixed but it sounds great together (i.e. play them together in different players).

I am doing this on Zero...zip...zilch...nada...o f a budget so maybe if Raptor or Blacksheep pop in this thread, I think I could use a hand if available.

Not to mention that I need to go to the voice store :p
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Post by: eilif on April 28, 2005, 02:48:32 PM
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ROFL, Nice Song....to bad you can't sing! LOL


not bad singing for a sim pilot!
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Post by: Morpheus on April 28, 2005, 02:51:34 PM
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Originally posted by Voldemort
And I know I can't sing LOL!  I wanted to throw a stick at Morpheus for even thinking I was Dave Shaw.  Morph, place the crack pipe at your feet and step back with your hands up.  It's time to go...I'm here to help.  :p


It should be noted that I retracted that statement in your first thread. I shall not insult a musical tallent such as he.

Furthermore, let it be known I suck at signing. And I can only compare you to the likes of the late great Dutchie/Apar, former member of the Army of Muppets who used to serenade me on squad vox with love songs from Top Gun.

I think dutchie may have you beat.:D
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Post by: SHawk on April 28, 2005, 04:22:03 PM
Well Golfer I just bought 2 New Jetskiis. 05 SeaDoo RXT's with Supercharger and Intercooler. 215HP 0-60 in 5.4secs :(
Maybe I'll have my wife give you lessons so you can handle em:D

But seriously, The Wife and I have been wanting to check out Mosquito Lake (Which is near you) maybe sometime this summer we'll try to make it over there and get you and Sniper to come along.

BTW, you shoulda called the Song Vulchin in Memphis :rofl
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 05:18:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SHawk
Well Golfer I just bought 2 New Jetskiis. 05 SeaDoo RXT's with Supercharger and Intercooler. 215HP 0-60 in 5.4secs :(
Maybe I'll have my wife give you lessons so you can handle em:D

But seriously, The Wife and I have been wanting to check out Mosquito Lake (Which is near you) maybe sometime this summer we'll try to make it over there and get you and Sniper to come along.

BTW, you shoulda called the Song Vulchin in Memphis :rofl



Mosquito Lake or Mosquito Creek?

The only lakes around here big enough that I recall from flying around are...

Deer Creek
Buckeye Lake
Alum Creek
Hoover Resiv.
Another lake shaped like a "T" just Northwest of London, OH.

Where is this lake of which you speak?
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Post by: FBRaptor on April 28, 2005, 06:31:32 PM
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Originally posted by Voldemort
Just got back from doing what pays the bills.

There are two in the works now...expect their release within the next day.  One is a "tribute" to the company HTC and the other is a more serious song.  I don't only do musical blasphemy...remake of Knockin' on Heaven's door after reading the thread about KGann.

My biggest problem is recording the track with a guitar solo over it.  I can't seem to mix them.  It sounds fine without the second track mixed but it sounds great together (i.e. play them together in different players).

I am doing this on Zero...zip...zilch...nada...o f a budget so maybe if Raptor or Blacksheep pop in this thread, I think I could use a hand if available.

Not to mention that I need to go to the voice store :p



If you send me the files in .wav format, I can either solo over it and mix them or if you want to do the solo, send me all files to be mixed and think I can really do something nice.  I can also do the vocals, just let me know what you are looking for, got a whole studio here to work with. But anything u send me must be in a wave file for me to input to the mixer. Raptor
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Post by: T0J0 on April 28, 2005, 07:48:51 PM
The fricken dog started howling, too funny.....
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 07:53:02 PM
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Originally posted by FBRaptor
If you send me the files in .wav format, I can either solo over it and mix them or if you want to do the solo, send me all files to be mixed and think I can really do something nice.  I can also do the vocals, just let me know what you are looking for, got a whole studio here to work with. But anything u send me must be in a wave file for me to input to the mixer. Raptor



Sounds good.

I'll do a final cut of the base track and then send you a clip of the solo I was using and you can use it as a starting point or just do your thing.

Have an email?
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Post by: SHawk on April 28, 2005, 08:35:45 PM
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Originally posted by Voldemort
Mosquito Lake or Mosquito Creek?

The only lakes around here big enough that I recall from flying around are...

Deer Creek
Buckeye Lake
Alum Creek
Hoover Resiv.
Another lake shaped like a "T" just Northwest of London, OH.

Where is this lake of which you speak?


Well, after looking again....Yes it is Mosquito Creek....
But personally I think Alum Creek would be the better choice.
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Post by: FBRaptor on April 28, 2005, 09:31:31 PM
successor1@aol.com

or through

http://www.freebirdshome.us
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Post by: Voldemort on April 28, 2005, 10:03:19 PM
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Originally posted by SHawk
Well, after looking again....Yes it is Mosquito Creek....
But personally I think Alum Creek would be the better choice.


I like Mosquito Creek.  Not for the water...but I killed my 188lb (dressed) 11 pointer that's on the wall there.

I like it a lot :)
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Post by: Steve on April 29, 2005, 01:40:15 AM
Scott, looks like I'll be back in Wisc. last week of June first week of July.  will have the house to myself.... Nuke is probably comin along..... bring the 'skis.  Dunno if there is a bed long enough for your lanky arse.....  ahh well we'll figure somethin.
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Post by: sniper68 on April 29, 2005, 01:45:33 AM
shawk alum creak is pretty big probly have more fun up there  tons of room    plus i know the harbor cops :)