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Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on April 27, 2005, 06:04:44 PM

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me," and she said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after.

The End

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: DiabloTX on April 27, 2005, 06:06:00 PM

I saw that basketball game!  

PWN3D!!!!!

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: Lizking on April 27, 2005, 06:07:27 PM

That is not the shortest, here is the shortest, which I used to tell to my children when they begged for a second story:


Once upon a time,
they lived happily ever after,
the End.

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: ChickenHawk on April 27, 2005, 06:21:58 PM

When I was a kid and asked for a bed time story, my Russian grandfather would say, "Once upon a time there were three geese.  The end."

He would then laugh and laugh.  Never figured out what he found so funny about it.

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: Lizking on April 27, 2005, 06:32:30 PM

It is obivious: 2 geese would be happy, but three will only fight.

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: Shuckins on April 27, 2005, 06:46:59 PM

Once there was a great big red Hooding Ride who sat on a tuffet and said, "Oh Grandma, what big feet you got!"

So he chopped off his head with a giant beanstalk and they all lived happily ever after c'mon you gotta go to bed now."

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: RTSigma on April 27, 2005, 07:26:43 PM

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and no one gave a rat's ass. The end.

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: Boroda on April 28, 2005, 09:30:54 AM

Ukrainian version: A dog had a house...

Title: The world's shortest fairy tale ...
Post by: RightF00T on April 28, 2005, 10:16:57 AM

In communist Russia....the house has you!!