Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ack-Ack on April 27, 2005, 06:38:12 PM
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It's nice to see the human side of Darth Vader. He's just not all cybernetics and voice box, he's got a heart too.
Darth Vader's Blog (http://darthside.blogspot.com/)
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LOL! The comments are just as good. :)
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The "Kessel" scam comment was great.
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Dear House of Ozzel,
I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.
He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.
Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.
Sincerely,
D. Vader
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LUNCH
I will say this for being a tyrannical dark overlord: you get great service at restaurants.
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Golden :)
Charon