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Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: WMLute on April 30, 2005, 08:36:48 PM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

Skuzzy, check out Category Five

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: spitfiremkv on April 30, 2005, 09:04:20 PM

"Douglas Adams
    You have 42 cows, a towel, an infinite improbability drive, and no tea."

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: RTR on May 01, 2005, 12:03:17 AM

LOLOL

Elmer Fudd
You have two cows. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Peopwe wif funny hats fwom 1,000 miwes away in distant towns whom you've nevew met ewect the weadew, who takes youw cows away and then gets impeached fow having sex wif them. Den one of youw cows in custody is kiwwed by tewwowists, and the govewnment taxes you and bans youw kids fwom schoow to finance waw against cow-hating foweignews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Youw othew cow is being towtuwed at the Guantanamo Bay. Now you have no cows, and peopwe wif funny accents fwom 800 miwes away accuse you of being unpatwiotic fow compwaining.


:rofl :lol :rofl

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: rpm on May 01, 2005, 12:42:04 AM

You have seven cows. Instead of being an outright dictator, you make up the pretense of fairness and let them vote for representatives. You, your father, and your farm hand are the only candidates. The three of you campaign all week and annoy the cows. In the end only one cow votes successfully (for you), three cows' votes (for the farm hand) are thrown out, three cows are too lazy to get up and vote. In total, eight votes are counted in your favour because you are using the Diebold voting machine. You claim you have the Moodate to rule and so expect the cows to produce twice as much milk from now on. You then send the cows to invade your dictatorial neighbours so their sheep can have the same freedom too.

Title: Re: You Have Two Cows
Post by: MrLars on May 01, 2005, 01:43:51 AM

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Originally posted by WMLute
You Have Two Cows

BBQ tonite!

Title: Re: Re: You Have Two Cows
Post by: WMLute on May 01, 2005, 02:10:47 AM

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Originally posted by MrLars
You have two sticks of RAM, you sell them to a fellow AHer but he refuses to pay you for them.

That's a tougher situation, huh Lute.

sorry about that.  I will send you an email shortly.  I can fully understand your position, and not at bit surprised if you are miffed.

I'll jump over to outlook and make an attempt to explain my actions.

Title: Re: Re: You Have Two Cows
Post by: WMLute on May 01, 2005, 02:43:52 AM

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Originally posted by MrLars

sent you email via AH.  let me know if you get it.  my new email, and a question was inclosed.

again, my thanks...

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 01, 2005, 09:56:39 AM

you have two cows arguing over  a personal matter and hijacking an otherwise funny thread.

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 01, 2005, 10:28:32 AM

I'd rather get a pangalactic gargleblaster as a refreshment. BB wars blow up a lot of dust.

Title: You Have Two Cows
Post by: Torque on May 01, 2005, 10:49:40 AM

hmmmmm..... sirloin strips and some portabella shrooms roasting.