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Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: bigsky on May 01, 2005, 01:40:42 AM
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Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2005, 01:41:37 AM
by her stores of fat.... I'd say years.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: SuperDud on May 01, 2005, 02:26:01 AM
I bet she cheats when no ones looking. All us fat people do:D
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: megadud on May 01, 2005, 02:34:38 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
by her stores of fat.... I'd say years.


LMAO!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Fishu on May 01, 2005, 02:51:21 AM
It would been more tragic had she protested by eating all day long.
Hunger strike is something she should have done a long time ago.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Nilsen on May 01, 2005, 04:31:37 AM
In a few minutes those flowers are gonna look very tempting.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Pooh21 on May 01, 2005, 04:57:54 AM
How long can she hold out, Id say 20 min, and when the first slow moving toddler wanders by.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: jetb123 on May 01, 2005, 05:20:09 AM
Id say not to long, once you eat alot. You start wanting it bad, even if you have meat in your body.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Pooh21 on May 01, 2005, 05:22:15 AM
jetb Ill give you $10 bucks if you walk up to her dressed like an oscar meyer hotdog.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Jackal1 on May 01, 2005, 07:32:17 AM
Hehe.
Hilarious.
"OK boys, loadem up. We got to leave because the fat biatch won`t eat".
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Meatwad on May 01, 2005, 07:58:59 AM
Hunger strike wont hurt her one but. By the way she looks, I bet she spent most of her life in either buffet restraunts or on the couch with a tub of ice cream topped with chocolate cake icing
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Dago on May 01, 2005, 08:01:24 AM
I notice she has a cooler in the upper right corner, bet it's full of twinkies and ding dongs.

Does she really think anyone is going to care if she isn't eating?  Hardly a threat with a sense of urgency.

Lets check on her next year and see if she has dropped down to an appropriate body weight.

dago
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 01, 2005, 08:26:47 AM
She's using this as a last resort diet. She's hoping that by getting enough publicity she'll finally have to go through the diet.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: lazs2 on May 01, 2005, 08:45:25 AM
What was she thinking?

lazs
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Torque on May 01, 2005, 10:25:01 AM
a good thing she doesn't live close to a large body of water, people would try to push her back in.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 01, 2005, 10:25:26 AM
Rofl!
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: LePaul on May 01, 2005, 10:43:23 AM
You just have to love oxymorons

And what do you suppose she does for work?  No...wait...let me guess...she's on the federal/state dime?
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Airhead on May 01, 2005, 10:55:09 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul
You just have to love oxymorons

And what do you suppose she does for work?  No...wait...let me guess...she's on the federal/state dime?


I hope they take away her food stamps. In fact they should weigh all financial aid recipients, and if they're overweight then thier benefits should be reduced.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: firbal on May 01, 2005, 11:34:07 AM
Yea right, like I care. What an idoit.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: capt. apathy on May 01, 2005, 11:56:32 AM
if she truely had the will-power to choose not to eat, she'd look a lot different than she does.

my guess is she doesn't last long at all.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Leslie on May 02, 2005, 02:55:35 AM
Here she's protesting the Minutemen, and you guys are protesting overweight women.  Obviously the image wasn't intended to draw new recruits for the impending battle between the Mexicans and the Minutemen.  

Calling someone fat has caused deaths before.  Just Fyi.  And I can't say I blame 'em either.  Have fun fooling around with the Mexicans.  They're only coming back to reclaim their land.:)





Les
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: megadud on May 02, 2005, 03:16:04 AM
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Originally posted by Leslie
Here she's protesting the Minutemen, and you guys are protesting overweight women.  Obviously the image wasn't intended to draw new recruits for the impending battle between the Mexicans and the Minutemen.  

Calling someone fat has caused deaths before.  Just Fyi.  And I can't say I blame 'em either.  Have fun fooling around with the Mexicans.  They're only coming back to reclaim their land.:)





Les


woman always ruin funny threads....


MEGASTUDLYDUD :D
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Leslie on May 02, 2005, 05:58:38 AM
Being a coward has it's advantages sometimes.:D




Les
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: GREENTENERAL on May 02, 2005, 06:09:08 AM
That is one hunger strike that should end as soon as possible, and they should give into any demand.  The longer they wait, the more dangerous she will become to anything, or anyone that can be eaten.  If this goes on for say, a week or maybe even a day, we are all doomed!
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: GREENTENERAL on May 02, 2005, 06:34:42 AM
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Originally posted by Leslie
Here she's protesting the Minutemen, and you guys are protesting overweight women.  Obviously the image wasn't intended to draw new recruits for the impending battle between the Mexicans and the Minutemen.  

Calling someone fat has caused deaths before.  Just Fyi.  And I can't say I blame 'em either.  Have fun fooling around with the Mexicans.  They're only coming back to reclaim their land.:)





Les


Reclaim land? shure you don't mean economy?

When Africa reclaimed herself during the 60s, many of the former slaves camped the old mansions into ruin.  It was never about land as much as an idea.  People should be free, but also know that life for their owners was not that way on accident.  We separate ourselves from our violent means of aquisition, but it is still there, and prosperity is no accident, it is about enslavement in one form or another.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Leslie on May 02, 2005, 07:12:33 AM
All of California, Arizona and New Mexico, parts of Texas we stole from the Mexicans, and they are determined to get it back.   It may take 100 years, but it will happen.  



Les
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: lasersailor184 on May 02, 2005, 08:38:34 AM
Does anyone else find this ironic as I do?



Anything any country has taken in a war is a Conquest.  But anything the US has taken in a war we stole.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: lazs2 on May 02, 2005, 08:42:03 AM
How will they get it back?  

lazs
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Leslie on May 02, 2005, 09:07:03 AM
They can't Lazs, but that will not stop them from trying.

Lasersailor, I don't know.   I haven't spoken of conquest.


Les
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Airhead on May 02, 2005, 09:29:43 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
How will they get it back?  

lazs


They will outbreed us, then vote us out.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: moose on May 02, 2005, 09:36:38 AM
leslie is fishing with some cheap bait!
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Leslie on May 02, 2005, 09:40:20 AM
That may be so Moose, I already said I was a coward .  What more do you want?

Thatnks Airhead for rescuing me.:D



Les
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: midnight Target on May 02, 2005, 09:48:30 AM
They thought "Antiminute Men Project" would be a good name, but they decided to go with the "Jenny Craig Project". It might catch on.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Sox62 on May 02, 2005, 10:49:31 AM
It looks like she has a couple of immigrants hidden under her shirt.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Seagoon on May 02, 2005, 02:57:41 PM
I'm currently going on a no carb hunger strike, and will continue to do so until the Syrians agree to completely withdraw from Lebanon or I reach 170 pounds.

Whichever happens first.

You've been put on notice, feel free to alert the media.

- SEAGOON

PS: Celts out of Pictland! Normans Go Home! Hey, hey, ho ho, Turks in Asia Minor have got to go... Free BYZANTIUM!
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 02, 2005, 03:00:25 PM
Umm.. didn't the syrians just do that already? I could swear I heard that on the radio a few days ago.

A few people seem to know that Syrians actually pulled Lebanon out of a bloody civil war and actually had a mandate of staying there.

A widthdrawal date was just never set and the Lebanese got tired of them finally.
Title: how long can she holdout?
Post by: Seagoon on May 02, 2005, 03:26:21 PM
MY LOW CARB HUNGER STRIKE WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS!!!

See what amazing results can be accomplished by this methodology?



;)

- SEAGOON

PS: A fairly good assessment of the history of Syrian involvement in Lebanon produced by Israeli intelligence is available here: The Syrian Order in Lebanon (http://www.intelligence.org.il/eng/sib/4_05/sy_le_e.htm)