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Title: Casino Buys Spears' Alleged Pregnancy Test
Post by: Meatwad on May 06, 2005, 08:44:45 AM
Online casino Golden Palace has spilled $5,001 for Britney Spears' alleged home pregnancy test. "It's hard to put a price on Britney Spears' urine," Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black told The Associated Press Wednesday.

Golden Palace says it purchased the test from Ottawa radio station Hot 89.9, which insists the test was retrieved from the trash outside Spears' Los Angeles hotel room months ago. The station didn't leak news of the test until Spears and husband Kevin Federline revealed her pregnancy to the public last month.

"We don't know for certain, of course," said Black. "Obviously, it's her alleged pregnancy test. I wasn't there when she took the test."

Golden Palace saw some buzz potential in the baby-making analyzer.

"When we saw this particular item was up for grabs, we knew it was something we wanted to have to add to the collection of oddities we've amassed over the past several months," said Black.

Other off-the-wall items owned by Golden Palace include a sandwich resembling the Virgin Mary, a Doritos chip that looks like the Pope's hat and a haunted cane.

Black said Golden Palace is looking into going on tour with the out-of-the-ordinary objects.

Ok now get this!

Last month, the online casino paid $15,100 to a Connecticut woman to name her newborn GoldenPalace.com.


Now isnt that retarded or what???
Title: Re: Casino Buys Spears' Alleged Pregnancy Test
Post by: JB73 on May 06, 2005, 09:04:36 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
....Golden Palace......Britney Spears' urine.....
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

though it is tough to put a price on her urine LMAO
Title: Casino Buys Spears' Alleged Pregnancy Test
Post by: Tarmac on May 06, 2005, 09:24:36 AM
$0  ?
Title: Casino Buys Spears' Alleged Pregnancy Test
Post by: AWMac on May 06, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
I wonder what a Brittany Spears poopoo would fetch?

:p
Title: Casino Buys Spears' Alleged Pregnancy Test
Post by: Meatwad on May 06, 2005, 10:24:39 AM
I still cant believe someone was paid to name their kid goldenpalace.com. I mean come on, is that their first name or first and middle. And what will they call him? Goldie or palace?

What will they name their second kid, Online Poker? I can see it now, they be at the park and calling their kids "Hey Golden Poker, time to go home". Sounds like a spoof from Goldmember if you ask me.

Had my fun, time to find me some lunch to eat.

Some people just plum aint too smart I reckon.