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Title: Toolsheds
Post by: AKFokerFoder+ on May 09, 2005, 07:49:41 PM
This is a new term I have read on this BBS.

What exactly does it mean?   This is not a troll, all I want is a definition.  I haven't been around for a couple of months :)

Thanks
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: TracerX on May 09, 2005, 07:51:03 PM
Hanger, usually fighter hanger.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: NoBaddy on May 09, 2005, 08:07:14 PM
Buildings...town, city, field, factory....or anything that doesn't fight back.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: TracerX on May 09, 2005, 08:23:50 PM
I like NoBaddy's definition better.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: crowMAW on May 09, 2005, 08:24:03 PM
Somebody write a song...based on Foreigner's "Juke Box Hero".  Here's the chorus:

He's a tool shed hero
Got strats in his sights
He's a tool shed hero
Got strats in his sights
Tool shed heroooo


Common Shane...write something good.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: 38ruk on May 09, 2005, 09:28:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by crowMAW
Somebody write a song...based on Foreigner's "Juke Box Hero".  Here's the chorus:

He's a tool shed hero
Got strats in his sights
He's a tool shed hero
Got strats in his sights
Tool shed heroooo


 


LOL
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Shane on May 09, 2005, 09:44:34 PM
ask....  and well, yanno...  :aok


Tool Shed Hero.. an AH tribute by that whiney fight boy band, Furballiner...

Landing in the Main, with his gear hung low
Couldn’t get a kill, it was a mobbed out show
Heard the roar of the generaluz, he could picture the scene
Pulled a jabo from the list, then like a distant scream

He saw one hangar, just blew it away
He saw strats in his eyes, and the very next day
Brought a buff up six k in a borg cube horde
Didn’t know how to fly it, but he knew the score

That one bomber, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one bomber, flying way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started bombin’
Ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero
He took one bomber, tool shed hero, strats in his eyes
Tool shed hero, he’ll come alive tonight

Over a town without a name, with a heavy vulch horde
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the bomb bay door
Like a trip through the blast, was that day in the Main
And that one buff run made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Yeah, tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
With that one bomber he’ll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he’s gotta keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin'
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Just one buff run, put strats in his eyes
He’s just a tool shed hero, aah aah aah
Tool shed hero, tool shed hero, he’s got strats in his eyes
Strats in his eyes
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Grits on May 09, 2005, 10:20:21 PM
ROFL, stop it shane...your killin' me!
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Shane on May 09, 2005, 11:08:55 PM
die.... die... die...

:D

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=1
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: WarRaidr on May 09, 2005, 11:09:18 PM
:rofl  WTG Shane :aok
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: BBQ_Bob on May 10, 2005, 02:28:11 AM
Thats gotta be the best parody yet.  :rofl : I was actually singing along. :lol
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Kegger26 on May 10, 2005, 03:33:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Shane
ask....  and well, yanno...  :aok


Tool Shed Hero.. an AH tribute by that whiney fight boy band, Furballiner...

Landing in the Main, with his gear hung low
Couldn’t get a kill, it was a mobbed out show
Heard the roar of the generaluz, he could picture the scene
Pulled a buff from the list, then like a distant scream

He saw one hangar, just blew it away
He saw strats in his eyes, and the very next day
Brought a buff up six k in a borg cube horde
Didn’t know how to fly it, but he knew the score

That one bomber, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one bomber, flying way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started bombin’
Ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero
He took one bomber, tool shed hero, strats in his eyes
Tool shed hero, he’ll come alive tonight

Over a town without a name, with a heavy vulch horde
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the bomb bay door
Like a trip through the blast, was that day in the Main
And that one buff run made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Yeah, tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
With that one bomber he’ll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he’s gotta keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin'
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Just one buff run, put strats in his eyes
He’s just a tool shed hero, aah aah aah
Tool shed hero, tool shed hero, he’s got strats in his eyes
Strats in his eyes


Hey Shane can you sing or play anything? Someone HAS to make this song. Someone needs to sign on as Shanes manager. That was great man really. lol.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Shane on May 10, 2005, 04:23:41 AM
naw, i'm just the writer...

i'm sure there's a band out there amongst the peanut gallery.

:D
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Simaril on May 10, 2005, 07:11:02 AM
Shane, I am in awe.

Never knew you had this much emotive depth. I laughed, I cried!


 WTG, man!:lol :rofl
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Ghosth on May 10, 2005, 07:52:02 AM
Nicely done Shane!

Now if we can just get Wierd Al to sing it!
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: MENDEZ on May 10, 2005, 08:10:01 AM
lol nice bush quote crowmaw:rofl
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 10, 2005, 09:10:43 AM
Toolshed = buildings, Ground targets exculding GVs but typically what GVers and Buff drivers attack.

Calls of "Toolshedders" is  most commonly known as  the whine of the notso uncommon bird called the "Purebred Furballer dweeb"

Purebred Furballers typically call out this whine when their nest has been attacked by other kinds of birds called "Toolshed,Landgrab, and Horde Dweebs"

Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and  become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

Now Purebred Furball Dweebs used to be greater in numbers but in recent years have been being replaced more and more by other kinds of dweebs called the Gangbang Dweeb and previously mentioned Horde Dweeb.

Now the Horde Dweeb is probably the most hated of all the Dweeb subspecies. All the other Dweebs whine about this one the loudest but few ever seem to be willing to do anything about them. Other then whine that is.


Horde Dweebs typically avoid each other and just as typically move on the least defended bases and will often  move on to another less defended base as soon as any kind of serious resistance is put up.

The MA is full of all sorts of Dweebs and subspecies of dweebs and not just the ones mentioned here.
In fact everything in the MA is a dweeb of one species or another

If you listen very carefully you can hear their whines. Each has a distinctive whine.

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: megadud on May 10, 2005, 09:17:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK


Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and  become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

EXACTLY!!!!

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?


HO dweeb
toolshed bomber dweeb
ack dweeb
vulch dweeb
hmmm....
noob dweeb???
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: AKFokerFoder+ on May 10, 2005, 12:13:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Toolshed = buildings, Ground targets exculding GVs but typically what GVers and Buff drivers attack.

Calls of "Toolshedders" is  most commonly known as  the whine of the notso uncommon bird called the "Purebred Furballer dweeb"

Purebred Furballers typically call out this whine when their nest has been attacked by other kinds of birds called "Toolshed,Landgrab, and Horde Dweebs"

Near as been figured out. The whines of Purebred Furballers are a lame attempt at getting Toolshed and Horde Dweebs to spontantiously change species and  become Purebred Furballer dweebs because as any kind of dweeb reguardless of species will tell you, Everyone should play the game the way THEY want it to be played. And anyone who doesnt is..a Dweeb.

Now Purebred Furball Dweebs used to be greater in numbers but in recent years have been being replaced more and more by other kinds of dweebs called the Gangbang Dweeb and previously mentioned Horde Dweeb.

Now the Horde Dweeb is probably the most hated of all the Dweeb subspecies. All the other Dweebs whine about this one the loudest but few ever seem to be willing to do anything about them. Other then whine that is.


Horde Dweebs typically avoid each other and just as typically move on the least defended bases and will often  move on to another less defended base as soon as any kind of serious resistance is put up.

The MA is full of all sorts of Dweebs and subspecies of dweebs and not just the ones mentioned here.
In fact everything in the MA is a dweeb of one species or another

If you listen very carefully you can hear their whines. Each has a distinctive whine.

Others are the
"Nobody gave me a check 6 dweeb"
Spit Dweebs
La Dweebs
Runner Dweebs
GV Dweebs

etc etc

How many can you name?


The channel 200, "you only got me because " dweebs

The "Perk the LA7" dweebs

The "Unperk the Spit 14 dweebs

The "Perk the Spit" dweebs

Alt Monkey dweebs

Dweebish dweebs
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Pooh21 on May 10, 2005, 12:31:27 PM
The"you shot my chute you suck!" Dweebs
If I suck, then why are you dead in a chute and I am flying on to your field to kiss your wife?

they are my favorite.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: slimm50 on May 10, 2005, 02:16:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shane
ask....  and well, yanno...  :aok


Tool Shed Hero.. an AH tribute by that whiney fight boy band, Furballiner...

Landing in the Main, with his gear hung low
Couldn’t get a kill, it was a mobbed out show
Heard the roar of the generaluz, he could picture the scene
Pulled a buff from the list, then like a distant scream

He saw one hangar, just blew it away
He saw strats in his eyes, and the very next day
Brought a buff up six k in a borg cube horde
Didn’t know how to fly it, but he knew the score

That one bomber, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one bomber, flying way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started bombin’
Ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero
He took one bomber, tool shed hero, strats in his eyes
Tool shed hero, he’ll come alive tonight

Over a town without a name, with a heavy vulch horde
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the bomb bay door
Like a trip through the blast, was that day in the Main
And that one buff run made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin’
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Yeah, tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
With that one bomber he’ll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he’s gotta keep bombin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on bombin'
That boy has got to stay on drop

And be a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
He’s a tool shed hero, got strats in his eyes
Just one buff run, put strats in his eyes
He’s just a tool shed hero, aah aah aah
Tool shed hero, tool shed hero, he’s got strats in his eyes
Strats in his eyes

Tuning my Ibanez now:D

Thanks man.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: slimm50 on May 10, 2005, 02:23:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shane
die.... die... die...

:D

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=1

LOLOL...."I rite the coads" is my fav. supposedly by *cough* hitech.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Edbert1 on May 10, 2005, 03:02:48 PM
:aok   :aok

---two thumbs up...in a thircle---
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: DipStick on May 10, 2005, 04:23:52 PM
Toolshed
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: crowMAW on May 10, 2005, 07:33:42 PM
:rofl

Oh that was so much better than I'd hoped, Shane.

:aok

I should have known better than to be drinking a tastey beverage when I checked this thread though...

My monitor will be wet for days...

At least my nose hair got a fizzy drink wash...
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Simaril on May 10, 2005, 08:27:18 PM
How about another one:

Can you make an "Osty Queen" to the tune of "Dancing Queen?"
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Shane on May 11, 2005, 12:06:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Simaril
How about another one:

Can you make an "Osty Queen" to the tune of "Dancing Queen?"


uhh  i thought it's already been done.  :D

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=2

4th one down, 2nd page.
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: AKFokerFoder+ on May 11, 2005, 01:26:12 AM
As much as it pains me to admit it, I actually enjoyed something that Shane posted.

I nearly busted a gut!  :rofl :rofl
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: SuperDud on May 11, 2005, 01:36:15 AM
LoL Shane, very nice!
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: mechanic on May 11, 2005, 03:24:43 AM
How about some traditional nursery rhymes?





Ring Around the Roses

Ring around the airbase,
a vulchfest is a quick race,
we drop a bomb,
your Hangers gone,
we all rtb.

Running to our ack now,
to land whats in our sack, wow!
you chase me down,
I look a clown,
my rank is getting worse.

So now im in the manned ack,
to try and get my own back,
I spray away,
to ruin your day,
man, i really am l33t with this gun!




Oranges and Lemons


5inch guns and puffy ack,
Save my fleet from dive bomb attack.

I owe you 300 perks
Ar234 really never works

My Osti's mean, and my M16
from 3k i'll kill your B17.

you furball types really are so gay
why dont you play this game in my way?

Spawn camping and my shade account
make my perks rise a huge ammount

I can now buy my tiger tank
still got 30 perks sitting in the bank.

whats the point of a fighter plane?
every day they seem to do the same!

One day AH will be just GVs
screw flying,  can kill tanks with ease.

hmmm, theres only one frustrating hitch,
everybody knows im a little *****.



Baa-Baa Black Sheep

La-La, you're weak
Have you any skills?
No sir, i HO sir, tis how i get my kills.
Headon every plane i see,
I know its rather lame,
but i pay my $14.95, its my whoopee game!


S!

bat
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Kermit de frog on May 11, 2005, 03:44:20 AM
Finky, you got a small mind, you need to think bigger like shane.:D


But they were freakin good:aok
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: AKFokerFoder+ on May 11, 2005, 11:45:17 AM
I hate to encourage this kiind of stuff, but that was pretty funny Bat :)
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: humble on May 11, 2005, 05:09:16 PM
OK....

Now we need the band to lay down the soundtrack....

Then we need a toolshed film:):aok :rofl
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on May 11, 2005, 06:28:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shane
uhh  i thought it's already been done.  :D

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527&perpage=50&pagenumber=2

4th one down, 2nd page.


I heard MOIL recorded it and plays it on squad vox for the LTAR squad nights at the start of every mission.

:D
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Elfie on May 12, 2005, 01:25:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ghosth
Nicely done Shane!

Now if we can just get Wierd Al to sing it!


Agree on both counts!  :rofl
Title: Toolsheds
Post by: Murdr on May 12, 2005, 01:53:22 AM
heh, I even mentioned toolsheds in (AH) Twas the night before christmas (http://479th.jasminemarie.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=33) a couple years back.