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Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: rv6 on May 11, 2005, 05:48:22 AM
The damn'dest thing happened yesterday in the MA that merits mention herein upon these hallow'd boards..

A rare, co-alt, co-e, 1 v 1, wings level merge between a single pair of 109-G10's..

Me & Piterk0..  

Not a shot fired on the merge (rare as hens teeth)

And we went 'round n' 'round for EVER..  Nose up dead stalls, cockpit to cockpit so close that I whinced..  Flaps down, flaps up,,  a great fun stall fight at it's best.

Finally, my plane fell in front of his guns as he was nose up, no e at all.. and he clipped my tail.

My 109 started this tail-down, death slide to terra firma..  he beat me.

As I'm going down (backwards, looking up),, I see tracers zinging past the window??  Look out the side, and theres this P38 shooting, & shooting at my dead hulk.. HA!  He missed me every time..

Finally the prettythanghole loops over top, and comes straight down at me..  I squeeze the trigger, and light him up with 30mm!! (BWahaa!)

He blows up, and issues this insult on CH200..

"NICE HO YOU DWEEB!"

You have GOT...  to be kidding me..  This game sure attracts all sorts of prettythangholes, weirdo's, and small people with big egos' don't it?


RV6 ~
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: Clip121 on May 11, 2005, 06:17:03 AM
LOL!  Good for you!  We all see it happening in the MA but have never heard anything like this before!  Too funny!

     Clip
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Post by: Stone on May 11, 2005, 06:41:07 AM
heh that IS funny :lol
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Post by: jon on May 11, 2005, 07:00:56 AM
airpir glad to see your comming back
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: DrDea on May 11, 2005, 07:42:17 AM
Ahhhhhh thats good stuff :)
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: TrueKill on May 11, 2005, 08:15:56 AM
come on name him rv6 you have to :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl
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Post by: XrightyX on May 11, 2005, 09:19:01 AM
Name.  We want a name.
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Post by: Howitzer on May 11, 2005, 09:36:48 AM
Cmon' at least a hint at who he was!!!   Paaaawwwweeaaasseeee?
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Post by: Blammo on May 11, 2005, 10:25:02 AM
HAHAHAHA...now that's comedy!













oh, and name, please :D
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: 68DevilM on May 11, 2005, 10:35:02 AM
after a kill and the aircraft doesnt blow up and falls to the ground i love to look back and watch the scumbags dive in on my kill and take shots, i ussually say something on range like hey so and so why are you trying to steal my kill?, but they never answer me back.
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: Tails on May 11, 2005, 11:15:33 AM
Actually, half of that CH200 statement was correct. It was, technically, a HO. But the dweeb part was directed to the wrong pilot, methinks...


Oh, and name please :D
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: kj714 on May 11, 2005, 11:57:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tails
Actually, half of that CH200 statement was correct. It was, technically, a HO. But the dweeb part was directed to the wrong pilot, methinks...


Oh, and name please :D


How was it technically an HO? Tailless plane falling backwards?

Is lemonhead playing in the game again?
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Post by: Krusty on May 11, 2005, 12:03:35 PM
That was a DO, not an HO. The Dweeb-On, not to be confused with the Head-On, is when a Pile-it does something retarded for a cheap kill, and hopefully gets smacked up-side the head for being a 'tard.

LMAO that's a sweet story. I'd LOVE it if oyu have a film of it!!

Name please
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: FTDEEP on May 11, 2005, 12:45:41 PM
wasnt me! wuz it..?
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: rv6 on May 11, 2005, 01:07:20 PM
You guys have got me LMFAO now.. (I was RED-LINE PISS'T for a while about this)..  But now, to hear guys like you (among the best in the game) seeing it the way you do..   I've regained my sense of humor.   Thank you muchly..

ps..

Name?  Man, I'd love to,, but I got this modicum that I try to live by.

"If you cant say anything good about someone, say nothin' at all"

For what it's worth..  The name is not one I've ever seen before,, just another nameless numbers type guy, that learned a loosers chant slogan in the cry of "HO Dweeb!"

Thanks again..

RV6 ~
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: Don on May 11, 2005, 01:09:53 PM
>>Finally the prettythanghole loops over top, and comes straight down at me.. I squeeze the trigger, and light him up with 30mm!! (BWahaa!)

He blows up, and issues this insult on CH200..

"NICE HO YOU DWEEB!" <<

OH NO HE DIT'INT!! :D

That has got to be one of the worst case of dweebery ever recorded by decent pilits LOL!
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Post by: Karnak on May 11, 2005, 01:16:08 PM
That story was beautiful.  Such sweet, sweet justice.

The clueless whine at the end just capped it to perfection.


Thanks for sharing.
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Post by: vorticon on May 11, 2005, 01:17:44 PM
:lol
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Post by: Schatzi on May 11, 2005, 01:24:08 PM
ROFLMAO, thats the very best definition of a HO ive ever seen!!!!!
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Post by: ROC on May 11, 2005, 01:26:57 PM
Your discression is admirable and respected.  I understand fully why you won't release his name.

Send me the film, I Will :)
Title: A killstealers' Ironic End..
Post by: Don on May 11, 2005, 02:32:52 PM
>>after a kill and the aircraft doesnt blow up and falls to the ground i love to look back and watch the scumbags dive in on my kill<<

That is if you shot up the nme a/c with cannon in the first place, otherwise, another can steal it by shooting the carcass witrh cannon fire ;(  it happened to me just this morning ;( I shot the tail off a Niki and a countryman flew down on him because he was spraying his guns at a passing buff stream. The countryman shot the rest of him with cannon and got the kill; I got the assist...go figure
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Post by: Don on May 11, 2005, 02:34:56 PM
>>Name? Man, I'd love to,, but I got this modicum that I try to live by.<<

Send the film to the rest of us, and we will taunt him ;)
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Post by: DaYooper on May 11, 2005, 02:38:31 PM
The sad thing is the dweeb probably doesn't know any better.