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Title: heLlo
Post by: Nilsen on May 14, 2005, 06:30:16 PM

im stupid

but thats not my fault.. i blame the weather and the socialists.

anywho... who whants a dropkick in the balls

bawaa!!!

uh

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! boink ugh guhg

Title: heLlo
Post by: midnight Target on May 14, 2005, 06:50:27 PM

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Boozonics.

Title: heLlo
Post by: SunTracker on May 14, 2005, 06:50:35 PM

You are a drunkard.

Title: heLlo
Post by: Nilsen on May 14, 2005, 06:53:51 PM

hi

i think its gettign close to bedtime

Title: Re: heLlo
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 14, 2005, 07:50:44 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
anywho... who whants a dropkick in the balls

Two cannibals were preparing to eat this guy. So one started at the head and the other at the feet. After about an hour the cannibal that had started at the head looked up and asked his buddy "How are you doing down there?" To which the other cannibal replied, "Oh I am just having a ball."

Title: heLlo
Post by: -tronski- on May 14, 2005, 07:53:28 PM

Drugs 'n Alcohol are bad...mmmkay :aok

 Tronsky

Title: heLlo
Post by: BlueJ1 on May 14, 2005, 07:54:56 PM

Cookies.

Title: Re: Re: heLlo
Post by: Nilsen on May 15, 2005, 02:25:51 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Two cannibals were preparing to eat this guy. So one started at the head and the other at the feet. After about an hour the cannibal that had started at the head looked up and asked his buddy "How are you doing down there?" To which the other cannibal replied, "Oh I am just having a ball."

lol :rofl

Title: heLlo
Post by: JB88 on May 15, 2005, 02:50:41 AM

someone has been drinking?

oh.  wait.  that's me.  

sorry.

<------ moving along.

:cool:

Title: Re: Re: heLlo
Post by: JB88 on May 15, 2005, 02:58:51 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Two cannibals were preparing to eat this guy. So one started at the head and the other at the feet. After about an hour the cannibal that had started at the head looked up and asked his buddy "How are you doing down there?" To which the other cannibal replied, "Oh I am just having a ball."

three guys are hiking through the amazon when they come up on a band of pygmy warriors who take them prisoner and tie them to a pole in the center of thier village.

the speaker of the village comes to the men and tells them the following.

"white men, you have one of two choices...death.  or momba."

the first one that is asked says without hesitation...Momba!  momba!  

(feeling that anything is better than death)

the amazonians oblige and take the first captive over to the sacrificial altar and sodomise him before setting him free.

seeing this, and weighing his options, his wife, his kids, his own existance...the second one says the same.  "i shall have momba." he proclaims, determined to live with his dark secret.

the amazonians take the second captive to the altar and sodomize him before letting him go.

the third one is given the choice.

death or momba.

death!" he says proudly...prefering the mystery of death to the unlivable act of pygmy sodomization.

"very well" says the chief,

"death by momba."










dont ask me why, but i was reminded of this joke.

glad to be free of it really.

Title: heLlo
Post by: joowenn on May 15, 2005, 03:15:09 AM

dam right Id hit the momba!

Title: heLlo
Post by: JB88 on May 15, 2005, 03:30:09 AM

ya.  i thought so.

;)