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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on June 09, 2001, 10:40:00 PM

Title: God calls a staff meeting
Post by: Maverick on June 09, 2001, 10:40:00 PM

During a recent staff meeting in heaven  God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the
behavior of President Clinton  had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brainstorming session to  try to settle on the wording of
the new commandment,  because they realized that it should have the same majesty and
dignity as the other ten.
After many revisions they finally agreed  that the eleventh commandment should be:  
 "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod  with thy staff."

Title: God calls a staff meeting
Post by: Staga on June 09, 2001, 10:54:00 PM

IRA soldier went to heaven's port.
When St.Peter saw him he said "We ain't got room for guys like you".

Soldier answered:
I don't give a dam. You got five minutes time to evacuate this place.