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Title: If You Could Perform One Miracle...
Post by: Shuckins on May 16, 2005, 10:28:58 PM: ...what would it be?

If God permitted you to perform one, and only one, miracle what would you do?

Speaking of miracles, any of you ever witnessed one? Not a "parting of the waters" type, but something out-of-the-ordinary that defied logical explanation, and was not for the consumption of the masses, but for a select few.
Title: If You Could Perform One Miracle...
Post by: joowenn on May 16, 2005, 10:38:33 PM: Id wish for 10 more wishes.
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Post by: NUKE on May 16, 2005, 10:39:20 PM: I'd have the WTC reappear overnight as new and bring back all the people who lost their lives there.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on May 16, 2005, 10:39:43 PM: crystal gravy
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Post by: joowenn on May 16, 2005, 10:45:50 PM: and on the ninth wish Id wish for yet 10 more wishes.
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Post by: Shuckins on May 16, 2005, 10:53:31 PM: The humanitarian in me would either end mental retardation...or wipe cancer from the face of the earth.

On a more selfish note...I would spend a day, just one more day, with my grandparents.
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Post by: Chairboy on May 16, 2005, 10:56:07 PM: Funked:

http://hallert.net/misc/snl_gravy.mpeg

Thy wish is my command, my master.
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Post by: JB88 on May 16, 2005, 11:06:55 PM: i'd bring back lobito.
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Post by: Tumor on May 17, 2005, 12:51:18 AM: I'd have a Harem of porn stars (female ones you tards).
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Post by: Waffle on May 17, 2005, 01:50:28 AM: Rid the world of the word "dweeb"
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Post by: bunch on May 17, 2005, 01:57:57 AM: since i am already content & could not perform a worthy miracle to benefit me, i would do something to make everyone else miserable
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Post by: Raider179 on May 17, 2005, 02:19:31 AM: 2 chicks at the same time. lol
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Post by: Steve on May 17, 2005, 02:26:47 AM: I'd rid the world of all the left wing nutjobs. Utopia.
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Post by: Steve on May 17, 2005, 02:27:38 AM: Quote
2 chicks at the same time. lol

Still a mortal, hu?
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Post by: Wolfala on May 17, 2005, 02:31:01 AM: That my girlfriend's younger sister didn't have so many health problems.
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Post by: bunch on May 17, 2005, 03:45:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Steve
I'd rid the world of all the left wing nutjobs. Utopia.

I'd rid the world of all the left handjobs
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Post by: Saintaw on May 17, 2005, 04:55:07 AM: Turn water into Beer, all of it!!!
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Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 05:22:14 AM: make hangover go away

oh and make girlfriends boobies pointy again
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Post by: Torque on May 17, 2005, 06:49:32 AM: reduce the length of a woman's cycle and pms to just a couple of hours.
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Post by: Bluedog on May 17, 2005, 08:35:45 AM: Make every weapon bar knives and bows and arrows, present and future, simply fail to work.
Bombs that refuse to go bang, guns that do nothing, grenades that wont hurt unless they clock you on the head.

Admittedly a stolen idea from a TV show(Jeramiah), but if I've ever heard of one single miracle that might really make a differance, that would be it.
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Post by: Chairboy on May 17, 2005, 09:45:49 AM: Wouldn't that result in a situation where the physically strongest controlled everyone in fiefdoms instead of the cleverest?
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Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 10:26:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Wouldn't that result in a situation where the physically strongest controlled everyone in fiefdoms instead of the cleverest?

Don't judge my IQ by my good masculine looks.
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Post by: slimm50 on May 17, 2005, 10:32:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Don't judge my IQ by my good masculine looks.

Hey, we've seen yer picture. Can't fool us!:p
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Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 10:34:08 AM: damn... forgot that.

busted!
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Post by: Schaden on May 17, 2005, 11:44:37 AM: Colin Powell would be running in 2008.
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Post by: bustr on May 17, 2005, 12:11:22 PM: I would make the human race Immortal with the personal option to end it by ones choice to become mortal again. A one way conversion........
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on May 17, 2005, 03:34:03 PM: One miracle? Send me back to the me that was 11 years ago, but with all my memories intact. Let me change the course of my life, and in doing so not hurt alot of people I would have otherwise, and to be a better father. I can think of no greater personal miracle than that.
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Post by: JB73 on May 17, 2005, 03:40:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
One miracle? Send me back to the me that was 11 years ago, but with all my memories intact. ....
from there mine differes DRASTICALLY lmao

oh yeah, the rest of the world would have to progress just as it has basically (IE intel / apple / dot com boom) can you say money money money money...... money ; )
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Post by: BlueJ1 on May 17, 2005, 04:00:15 PM: Give myself unlimted miricle powers.
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Post by: Eagler on May 17, 2005, 04:20:23 PM: Spiritual Enlightenment for every living creature on Earth so we all live in a state of Peaceful Bliss
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Post by: JB35 on May 17, 2005, 04:23:43 PM: I would Place an HE111 in AHII :aok

Hey a Man can Dream cant he ?:rolleyes:
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Post by: JB88 on May 17, 2005, 04:28:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
Give myself unlimted miricle powers.

spell check for bluej.

:aok
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Post by: Skuzzy on May 17, 2005, 05:23:13 PM: Miracle? The BB would be a nice, pleasant place where all people from all over the world could come and discuss topics in a sane, polite, and respectful manner.

Or, turn lead into gold.

The latter would be more probable, but one can always hope. :D
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Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 05:24:57 PM: maybe it would be possible Skuzzy.. if you just stopped provoking everybody with your constant whining about our behavior! :D
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Post by: Bodhi on May 17, 2005, 05:26:41 PM: Bring my brother back, if that is not possible, then End Corruption in the World.
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Post by: Skuzzy on May 17, 2005, 05:27:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
maybe it would be possible Skuzzy.. if you just stopped provoking everybody with your constant whining about our behavior! :D

Ahhh sir, I am not whining. I am making note of the fact.
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Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 05:30:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Ahhh sir, I am not whining. I am making note of the fact.

Oh no you don't.. I'm on to you!
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Post by: Skuzzy on May 17, 2005, 05:33:17 PM: Eh? You are implying I have an agenda, which I do not.
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Post by: Rafe35 on May 17, 2005, 05:35:34 PM: I wish I wasn't DEAF.

Rather to have my hearing back that I lost them when I was 6-7 years old.
Title: If You Could Perform One Miracle...
Post by: Nilsen on May 17, 2005, 05:35:42 PM: You have broadband don't you? That implies that you are planning a high speed escape! Anyone planning a high speed escape are up to some monkey business!

Im on to you!