Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Curval on May 17, 2005, 07:13:48 AM
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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,_ Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety._ My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely._ Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
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Sinseerly,
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Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/257_1116331973_resume.jpg)
My partner's response:
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
:)
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ya know...... I'm a big fan of TigO'bitties but I gotta say that she would look so much hotter if she got those reduce a little. There's a point where they start looking like a defect instead of attractive.
IMHO
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Actually I tend to agree. Imagine what they are going to look like in twenty years. YUK!
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Originally posted by Curval
Actually I tend to agree. Imagine what they are going to look like in twenty years. YUK!
Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)
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You would need a snorkle just to be safe.
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Originally posted by slimm50
Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)
Guilty as charged. :D
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In 20 years? probably much smaller after the implants are removed.
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Just remember, don't for any reason stick your nose between that clevage unless she just got out of the shower.
Had a girlfreind in college with 40DD's. I kept teasing her one day that I wanted to stick my face in her clevage. She kept warning me it wouldn't be what I thought. So I finally did. My golly gosh I thought I'd missed and got her arm pit....................
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol
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Originally posted by slimm50
Yeah, but just once wouldn't ya like to see 'em unleashed, just once? You know you would, you hypocrite;)
box 'em...
dunuuhhh naaaah... nah nah naaaar......
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well at least she will bounce if she trips ...:D
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Am I the only one to notice that those are photo-shop enhanced? Look at the cleavage line, it is a tell-tale.
Anyway, she would probably look hotter if the pic wasn't altered.
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photoshop
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I was seeing this woman with the biggest pair of cans of any woman I've ever gone out with. Well, she was moving away and during our last night of rolling around in the hay, I did what I always wanted to do with a pair like that.
I stuck my face in the middle of the cleavage , with my hands pressing form the outside of them and made my lips flap like a horses and said "BLBLBLBUEEEEE!"
I don't know why I always wanted to do that... but it was fun!
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She should apply for a job using photoshop.