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Title: St. Patrick's Day
Post by: Gunthr on March 09, 2001, 10:16:00 AM

Question:
Why is it that Irishmen do not use more than two hundred thirty nine beans when they are making bean soup?

Answer: (In Irish brogue)

Because one more would make it "too farrrty" (240)
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.Question: Why do financiers like to invest their money with the Irish?

Answer: Because their Capital is always Dublin.
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[This message has been edited by Gunthr (edited 03-09-2001).]

Title: St. Patrick's Day
Post by: Animal on March 10, 2001, 09:13:00 AM

I almost puked these are the toejamtiest jokes ever

everyone knows any good irish joke must involve beer and bar fights