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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: NUKE on May 18, 2005, 12:09:18 PM
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What kind of weird names have you named your pets?
I had a cat named "Sir Charles Winston Elliot Pooface III". The niece re-named him Jynx though.
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I have a pet weazel called NUKE
J/K :D
Dog named Cox
woof
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I had a pet dog with a human head named Nilsen :p
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I knew a guy in school who named his pets after the year he got them. For example, he had 'Dog 93' and 'Cat 95' (the two were not compatible, for you software wags) and so on.
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O'Ryan my Goldie.
Caisson my Orange Tiger striped cat.
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My sister had a dog named Freeway (named after the dog from Hart To Hart).
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Lukus Skyler : Choc lab
Nelsen: cat
Maxwell: cat
Junior : cat
Knew a dog named (say it one letter at a time) D. O. G.
Ebony : Black lab
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We took in a stray black chow with a stiff leg and lots of scars who was rumered to have had a fight with a bear.
We named him Napoleon.
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Had a longhair (to the extreme) cat named Woolybooger.
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Had a cat named Pontiac.
ANother named Catalina.
Had a dog named Rachel growning up. Named her after a girl I didnt like. Then later had a crush on then she later moved in nextdoor hotter then ever... lol.
This was all grade school, untell she moved in nextdoor a few years ago.
Had another cat named idjet.
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Cats:
Victoria (rather than lying down, when anyone is in the room she finds the highest spot she can reach and sits there like she's on a throne)
Black Bart (although he's not really black, he has an "eyepatch" and likes to waylay unknowing travellers throughout the house)
Shazam (black and grey tiger with a lightning bolt zigzag stripe on his forehead)
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A tabby cat named Larry.
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Bradley - Black Lab
MeeMee - Mutt
Jack & Jill - black cats
Miss Kitty - Nasty persian
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Hairball.. 1985-2003. 18lb calico cat, infamous belligerant character with little tolerance and no respect for 200lb bald monkies. Awarded Knights Cross by the Knits for 'Nefarious Deeds Above and Beyond'.
Fuzzball.. 2003- . 12lb black burmese, kind dispostion; typical housecat; moments of brilliance interspersed with months of slit eyed opservation from a safe distance. Favorite 3am trick is scratching all the litter outta the catbox before taking a dump.
Goofball.. 2004- . 6.5 lb (dripping wet) runt calico, test case nutjob and dumpster refugee with a taste for Marlboro Lights and Rum. Likes vertical challenges like drapes and propped up 1/4 scale airplane wings. Currently under a death sentance, to be carried out the next time the little donutwood even looks like it's gonna try to climb up my wing again.
Roxie.. 1992- . (AKC 'Roxanne of the Manor') Family's lil Westhighland White Terrier. (westie) Faithful defender of the drapes and couches, vainly attempts to guard the food, doorways, rum and butts without much success despite all the gawdamned yapping.
Rikki..1998- . My kid calls it a Ferrett, looks like a cartoon weasel to me... I call it 'Stinky'. Hugely funny when it's outta it's cage.. likes to swipe shoes & key rings. It's progress across an open hardwood floor (doing break turn evasives) at full tilt toting the keys to the chrysler with 2 cats, a dog and my ex-wife in hot pursuit is more entertaining than anything on network TV.
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we had 3 Short ahir Dachsunds...
thsi is when we lived in Sandiego..(our house burnt down the last big fire)..
we lived acorss froma rather large canyon...
We lost all 3 weiner dogs to coyotes..
we named each one..the same..."Noodnik"
poor wittle dawgs
now..my mom fianlly broke down..got another dachsund..but can you believ it!!! they make.."minature" weenie dogs....
But becuase of the bad luck for Nudniks..thsi one has a rather simple name.....CoCo...kind of ghey...but she loves to swim in the ocean..funny as hell..she jumps off the boat and swims to our little sandbar island about 50 yards before we beach the bboat
I had a Pug once,,,named Milo..got stolen by soem asian family on my block
ahh..but heres the latest....his name is Red-Brick-Bubba-fuknbastrd and Bruce...he just ate the stereo in thsi pic
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/842_1116447089_dog.jpg)
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Dog named Snidely Whiplash
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You would die if you knew how many cats we have. And One Dog.
I know every single name, I also have pictures of every single one.
We take good care of everyone of them, most were strays, others just appeared (Dumped Off).
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My Aunt had a weiner dog named Damnit.
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Originally posted by Nefarious
You would die if you knew how many cats we have. And One Dog.
I know every single name, I also have pictures of every single one.
We take good care of everyone of them, most were strays, others just appeared (Dumped Off).
So kill me, how many?
eskimo
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Black German Shepard- 92 pounds-7 years old- SPCA- Handle:Abby
Black Lab-122 pounds-2 years old- SPCA- Handle: Sherman (after the tank, cause thats what he is)
P.S. The best dogs Ive owned Ive noticed were from the SPCA, my german shepard was beatn while she was a puppy and broke her leg , now she is the most gentle dog Ive ever known.
Gona name next dog panzer or pershing (sp?)
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Tabby: Pikachu
Tabby: Rascal
Tabby: Sasha
Shi-Tzu: NoNo
Have had many other pets over the years but the majority of the cats were hit by cars,run-aways,or coyote food.
HAd a black and white cat that got up on the mantle and knocked down my beatutiful drake canvasback bull. The mount fell on the floor and broke off of the driftwood base. That cat doesn't live with us anymore.
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BVeagle when I was a kid named "Patsy"
Actually her AKC name was "East Side Patsy"
Had a Beagle Terrier mix named Abigail
Two other Beagles Female "South side Casey"
And Non Registered male names "Rambo" (named him before the movie came out)
Currently have a Golden Retriever named "Jeb" after Civil War General Jeb Stuart
Always wanted to have a dog named "D-O-G"
Say the letters individually but fast as though it were a word Should sound like "DeeOGee"
Have had and currently have several Cats. Only two of which worth a damn. First one died a few yars ago we called him "Mr Baily Cat" Im not a cat person but this was a REALLY cool cat.
We got him as the kitten of a stray.
If you haveta have a cat, kittens of Strays make the best cats by far. Totally different personalities then those useless domesticated versions.
We currently have another, again the kitten of a stray and he's almost as cool Named "Smoke" Being raised by the dog Smoke we beleive thinks he's a dog.
cool cat with this super soft fluffy gray coat. This cat holds so much static electricity im surprised he hasnt been hit by lighting LOL
We have two ther cats. Kittens of those useless domesticated versions and they are just as useless.
1 Female "Scrapper"
And her male offspring who although we've had for almost 4 years now (couldnt find a taker when he was a kitten) Nobody ever bothered naming
Literally the cat has no name. we just refer to him as "the orange cat'
these latter two cats are the next best thing to being totally useless and I just refer to each as "Cat" when ever we cross paths.
No sense nameing something that isnt gonna come when you call it
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2 cats.
One 8 year old white medium long haired 11lb Turkish Angora named furball. He walked in my back door about 7 years ago and wouldn't leave. Named him furball after watching him beat up dogs, corner raccons and shread the neigbhorhood tom cats. He just loved to be in the middel of it. Had no clue Aces High existed at the time.
One new 12lb cat from the pound, a 3 year old male, black and white medium fur named Lockwood. I'm about to change his name to prettythangwipe if he dosen't run out of dilithium crystals and park his kester some day. The O'l lady thought furball needed a freind. They haven't killed each other yet, but you can set your clock by their top of the hour slapping matches 24 times a day...........at least they can't do too much damage, nail clippers are very handy...............no, I just remove 3/16 off the tip of each claw. sharpens back in about a week on the scratching post.
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Dog named Rufus.
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when I was a kid my little brothers friend promised him a kitten from the litter his cat was expecting.
my brother was staying with relatives for the summer when the friend got sick of having it around and sent it over, so my mom told me to name it for him.
for some reason my little brother didn't think a cat named 'Alpo' was as funny as I did.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
So kill me, how many?
eskimo
Speedy
Scooter
Stubby
Sophie*
Dippy (Dipstick)*
Patches*
Baxter*
Vicki*
Earl
Snowy
Spook
Smoke
Velcro^
Velvet^
Crybaby@
Bandit@
YingYang
Mittens
Whiskers
Lucky
KiKi tha Killa
Penny Lane
*All the same litter, Vicki is the Mother.
^These two black cats were my mothers and we took them when she died.
@The Same Litter, there was another named Buttons, It was the last cat to die, Late last year.
Oh and Buddy the Dog, Our official cat herder.
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Cat 1 *should be named* "Gawd dangit, get off the counter"...but that one is Mokey. Was "Smokey" but he didnt respond at all to it (well, as responsive at cats are to their names).
Cat 2 oughta be named "Get the fark off the kitchen table!"...he's a tubby lil guy named "Pudgey". Totally underfoot lil fella who adores people food. Bacon and sausage are his favorites, as well as cheese.
Back at my previous job, we had a daschund named "Stretch"
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Originally posted by Nefarious
Speedy
Scooter
Stubby
Sophie*
Dippy (Dipstick)*
Patches*
Baxter*
Vicki*
Earl
Snowy
Spook
Smoke
Velcro^
Velvet^
Crybaby@
Bandit@
YingYang
Mittens
Whiskers
Lucky
KiKi tha Killa
Penny Lane
*All the same litter, Vicki is the Mother.
^These two black cats were my mothers and we took them when she died.
@The Same Litter, there was another named Buttons, It was the last cat to die, Late last year.
Oh and Buddy the Dog, Our official cat herder.
The only excuse for having that many cats is that you are a little old lady who sits in a rocking chair all day and cackles a lot.
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Yellow lab - Loki
Tabby cat with mutant paws - Bacchus
You should see this cat's front feet. Its like he has thumbs or something.
I think I saw Nef on Animal Planet a few weeks ago on Animal Precinct. Were you the old lady with all the feral cats just going nuts in her house? ;)
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Originally posted by Nefarious
Speedy
Scooter
Stubby
Sophie*
Dippy (Dipstick)*
Patches*
Baxter*
Vicki*
Earl
Snowy
Spook
Smoke
Velcro^
Velvet^
Crybaby@
Bandit@
YingYang
Mittens
Whiskers
Lucky
KiKi tha Killa
Penny Lane
*All the same litter, Vicki is the Mother.
^These two black cats were my mothers and we took them when she died.
@The Same Litter, there was another named Buttons, It was the last cat to die, Late last year.
Oh and Buddy the Dog, Our official cat herder.
The reason that didn’t kill me is because I’m not your neighbor…
The only time I’ve ever heard of anyone having that many cats has been when the local news does a story on some crazy people whose house is being condemned. Every few years its pretty much the same story, just different folks and neighborhood.
eskimo
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OK, I AM NOT gonna tell you about the Weiniedog named Snickerdoodles. So forget it.
My wife does have several cats....I have none! (they have mutant paws too....6 toed)
Oh, and the mean arsed horse named Hap.
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"Black Lab-122 pounds-2 years old
i find that hard to believe, gotta pic?
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I have a mini Dacshund named Penny, but I'd guess I only call her that about 5% of the time. Ususally it's:
Booger
Poobah
Weenie
Pooh
Chainsaw (a joke name that lasted the first day I had her)
Bug
Boogz
S*** Brick
Piglet
... the list continues to grow by the day.
I was going to name my doxie Oscar, but I could only find a red female. Anyhoo, herez a pic:
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/903579/Doxie.jpg)
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Originally posted by Torque
"Black Lab-122 pounds-2 years old
i find that hard to believe, gotta pic?
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/94_1080689838_march2003019.jpg)
120 lbs of Lab
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Originally posted by eskimo2
The reason that didn’t kill me is because I’m not your neighbor…
The only time I’ve ever heard of anyone having that many cats has been when the local news does a story on some crazy people whose house is being condemned. Every few years its pretty much the same story, just different folks and neighborhood.
eskimo
LOL!
We only really have 5 House Cats, Plus 2 that are always in and out. All the rest are in Pen's in our Garage and have all been speyed or neutered, we let them out about every other day this time of year.
You should see them all, I might even let you take some home with you.
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My white cat is named "Buckwald", after his youth constant displayed crazyness.
My previous female cat was named "The mom", while her son was named "The son".:o
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I have Smooth Hair Collie named Jo.
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Had a cat named "Idiot", it fit well with that animal...especialy after that little f***er ate my CH gear wires twice.
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A cat named Mr. Cooper. He was a reincarnation of James Fenimore Cooper
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Originally posted by midnight Target
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/94_1080689838_march2003019.jpg)
120 lbs of Lab
Cox's twin! except your dog has a better looking owner
Thats a beauty! (dog)
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At the Parent's house
Lhasa Apso (my dad's dog, he's over 15 yrs old): Uff
1/2 Lhasa 1/2 Schnauzer (sp?) (my dog): Chewy
Pug #1: Bean
Pug #2: Baby (both are my mom's)
At my house
Cat #1: Bandit ...he's a bastard. he starts a ruckus outside of our bedrooms & starts knocking over stuff in the bathroom to wake us up on random mornings...
Cat #2: Pumpkin ... she's cool. will sleep on the dryer even when it's running.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
(http://ca.geocities.com/torqss@rogers.com/dog/images/mtlab.jpg)
120 lbs of Lab
nice lab mt, but how much did it weigh at the age of two? i'm guessing about 70-90 lbs, your dog looks to be about 4-6 years old now, and with the way the back end is splayed out a tad over weight. how are his bones and joints holding up so far?
my bro has a yellow lab which i take care of every summer, around 6-7 years old he was about 110 lbs and couldn't even jump off the tailgate of the truck or his bones and joints would snap, crackle and pop. sherman is down to about 85 lbs now and could still stand to lose about 10 lbs.
can't run him hard as he becomes bed ridden for a few days even with aspirin and glucosamine, swimming is the only alternative to keep him in shape.
(http://ca.geocities.com/torqss@rogers.com/dog/images/Dog08.jpg)
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wigglebutt george and pablo the great.
(http://www.augustbach.com/wigglebutt.jpg)
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Bradley is at least 6... not sure as he was a pound rescue.
He loves chasing rabbits and running as far as I can run... which ain't far. He has no problem jumping into/ out of the truck. He is actually about 110 now, maybe a tad less. He is kinda tall for a lab though.
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Torque, im not lying. Took him to vet not two days ago. Hes somewheres around 115. Hes not a pure breed either, hes a mutt from the SPCA but hes mostly lab. Hes alittle fat from the winter, he should shed about 10 pounds this summer.
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i should of worded my response better blue, never meant to infer you were lying.
i just have never seen a young purebred lab anywhere near that size. would be a fine specimen indeed, until it came time to feed it.
door splitter and finger breaker it would be...
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He sure supprised the heck outa us by growing so big so fast. His body is huge but his brain and head are real small, call him pea brain on occasion. If he hadnt eatn the power chord for the scanner id show you a picture.
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if he has been fixed the lack of hormones can often cause that, it's hard to keep a dog's weight down after so, they tend to blout out a bit if not on a strict diet.
sherman still has his nads intact, dunno what could be worse tho, having your nads popped or being a 70 year old virgin.
btw i was mistaken he is 10 now, and getting the grey muzzle and all.
still when at the no-leash park, he'll spend a few hours with full afterburners on trying to probe anything with a rear entrance.
(http://ca.geocities.com/torqss@rogers.com/dog/images/Dog11.jpg)