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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Boroda on May 18, 2005, 01:00:40 PM
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This is how we work...
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russians take the yuppie "3 martini lunch" to new extremes
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Originally posted by Boroda
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This is how we work...
Control rods in a Russion Cold Fusion Reactor.
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You been hoarding fuel rods again Boroda?
Bad Boroda! :o
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having recently passed on, willemina the 30 uddered cow left only her custom made milking machine, in its original shipping box to the museum of 20th century engineering marvels.
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White-Westinghouse is proud to introduce the new 'Brooklyn Class Commie Martyr Vodka Mind Conditioner and Ice (to urine) Converter.
Convieniently powered by mold, filth and grime, just place within arm's reach of any lazy scurvy commie and watch the great minds of the former empire rot away.
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If you put in enough ice cold vodka.... a russian refrigerator will stay cold for hours.
lazs
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Maybe it's one of Bush's old stashes before he slipped over on the tiles, banged his head and found god.
...-Gixer
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Somebody should really mop the floor or something.
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"Add Redbull"
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KitchenAid announces it's newest apartment refrigerator the "Grunge Line 5000" the biggest hit in appliances sense frost free. Sold only at high end fashion appliances stores.
$1495.00 plus shipping
Props shown not included
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Originally posted by Boroda
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Somebody's getting laid tonight!
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Wholly old fridge.
It'll take 2 Chernobyls to keep that POS powered up.
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Originally posted by LePaul
Wholly old fridge.
It'll take 2 Chernobyls to keep that POS powered up.
Or 1 Three Mile Island.
...-Gixer
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Originally posted by Gixer
Or 1 Three Mile Island.
...-Gixer
nah, 3 mile island was harmless compaired.
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Originally posted by NUKE
nah, 3 mile island was harmless compaired.
Yes, but it's output would of been barely enough to power 1 fridge hence the comparission. :)
...-Gixer
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hehehe, that was good hang.
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In Communist Russia....the vodka drinks you!!
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After an hour's work cracking the lock on the safe, the would-be crook realized that when his neighbor, Mr. Petrovsky, talked about his "liquid assets", he truly meant "liquid". It also explained the condensation problem on the lock mechanism.
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Originally posted by RightF00T
In Communist Russia....the vodka drinks you!!
I like Rightfoots. However, replace it with Soviet. :)
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Yeltsin Organ
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Originally posted by Lye-El
Somebody's getting laid tonight!
Winner!
BTW, Bororda - I got a funny story from the consulate up in San Francisco.
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Keeps your vodka at 70*F.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Yeltsin Organ
ROFLMAO!
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Originally posted by Boroda
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"And here we have the typical communist household. Note their dedication to CLEANLINESS"
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after his wife left him for the American tourist with the Bush for president button... gixer let the maid go and refilled the ice box with cheap booze.
lazs
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" Boroda`s secret intelligence source"
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That's a proof there's at least one person in the world without alcohol problem.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"And here we have the typical communist household. Note their dedication to CLEANLINESS"
It is clean.. the bottles are sealed!
Who cares whats around the fridge.. After sniffing the cork on one of those bottles, all non-commies are on the way to alcoheaven and wont care about the vegitaition surrounding it.
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gixer said... " I don't care.. all I need is my sport bike and my computer and my ice box and all this booze and my tinfoil hat and..."
lazs
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Russian SS20 Nuclear Multi-Warhead carefully opened for maintenance.
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Hey Gh0stFT !
Think Mr. Timid will do well in Monaco or will he retire with some sort of "problem" again? :D
;)
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psssssssscht Nilsen! wrong Thread! ;)
will open later a new one where we can discuss Monaco...
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Originally posted by Lye-El
Somebody's getting laid tonight!
LMAO
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Smirnoff: Getting 16 year old girls drunk across the world.