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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Staga on May 19, 2005, 02:53:18 PM
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A woman went to her therapist(woman too) cause she was kinda worried about her neighbour( insert Donzis voice as the neighbour, those who have heard him on TS )
Therapist : -So what do you wanna discuss today?
Woman:- Well..its my neighbour..he keeps me awake and i cant get any sleep bcause of him and I think he needs help
Therapist:- Ok..so what is it that he does?
Woman:- its kinda hard to explain..cause i cant hear everything ..just phrases and shouts..but I think he some kind of sexual addict.
Therapist:- oh..that sound interesting..please go on.
Woman:- they usually starts late in the evening....i think there are several but i only hear him....he often start by saying "Salute all..what are we doing today?"...then its silent for a while...then It seems like hes talking to some guy by the name of Roger...
Therapist:- And then ?
Woman:- Thats when he starts talking dirty.
Therapist:- oh..whats is he saying?
Woman:- its really dirty..and i cant hear them others ..just him.but it goes something like this..."yeah..thats it baby..come to daddy...yeah turn around "...and "oh my god.. took all that in the rear"...."fark what an assram".....then it also seem like they are taking pictures..cause he keeps saying "copy that" all the time.
Therapist:- he does sound kinda disturbed.
Woman:- and they keep talking about older people too....saying things like "yeah ill get that age 81" .."ill smack that biatch down"
And sometimes he talks about gangbanging someone at the age 75...oh..and he keeps shouting "Spit on my ass..spit on my ass"..hes sick ill tell you that.
Theres more you know ..he also seems to have a problem with the size of his organ...
Therapist:- what do you mean?
Woman:- Well..hes shouting "fark..my 20mm dont do shat..I keep pounding with all i got and nothing happens.."...oh..and theres also a woman by the name of Cee Cee with them..cause he keeps mentioning her name "Cee Cee...will get him good".."Cee Cee ..oh yeah..roll baby roll baby..thats it.."
Therapist(slightly pale):-hm..this does sound weird..
Woman:- Im telling ya he disturbed. one day i heard him go "wtf??..I got Devo on my ass....ouch that hurt!.. someone get him off me!"..and "hurry..cane my butt...." ..and "Roger...will get him....oh fark...hes on fire!.."
Therapist(more pale now):- I see why you have trouble sleeping...
Woman:-oh yes...he need some treatment..thats for sure....and they keep at it til early morning..then he usually says"..well thats it..Im beat..my hand hurts..been jerking up and down on my stick for five hours now...gotta take a break..see ya all tomorrow"
So..what do you think i should do?
Therapist(very pale) :- uhum..sry ..I gotta go! *Runs for door*
Woman:- Hey !..where you going??What about my neighbour??
Therapist:- I dont care !..I gotta call my lawyer before Roger gets home ,our maid Cee Cee I gotta fire.....but our dog..he will probably never be the same ..poor devo....
S! all
Walk in peace
Conqueri
31st Wrecking Crew
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wwiiol is more of a 'joke' then the above. I am glad I wasted 45 seconds looking for the punchline...
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It aint that bad. Its laggy as hell sometimes but 1.19 looks promising.
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Joke is as lame as the game is.
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It might actually be funny if the whole part of the Therapist was removed, and the woman's complaint was actually in the form of a concerned email or letter to a friend.
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Staga, go back to WW2OL and tell them thier jokes suck as much as thier game does.
And stay there, OK?
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Actually I thought the setup was hilarious (I couldnt stop laughing). Its just the punch line ruins it.
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Circumventing the language filter