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Title: A good reason
Post by: Krusher on May 20, 2005, 08:13:29 AM
To keep our southern border open.

(http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/05-20-05.jpg)
Title: A good reason
Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2005, 08:50:39 AM
yah.. but here's her Mom..

(http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00113.jpg)

...an we all know from watching latino comedians on comedy centrral that mexican ladies all grow up to look just like their mom's.
Title: A good reason
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 20, 2005, 08:53:25 AM
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Originally posted by Hangtime

(http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00113.jpg)
 


OH MY GOD IT WASNT A NIGHTMARE!!!

I gotta stop drink'n Takillya
Title: A good reason
Post by: Saintaw on May 20, 2005, 08:57:49 AM
Damn Hang... we've GOT to find you another source for Pr0n...
Title: A good reason
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2005, 09:00:13 AM
I like having a girlfriend of mexican decent.   She is legal tho.. born here.   It is possible to get a good American girlfriend who is of euro stock but.... improbable.  

lazs
Title: A good reason
Post by: Airhead on May 20, 2005, 09:13:23 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
I like having a girlfriend of mexican decent.   She is legal tho.. born here.   It is possible to get a good American girlfriend who is of euro stock but.... improbable.  

lazs


One advantage Mexican girls have over European girls is they're more durable and less likely to break an arm in a tussle. However, they're expert knife fighters and it's only a matter of time before you end up with her initials carved in your chest.
Title: A good reason
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2005, 09:17:27 AM
they are also the most jealous humans on the planet.

On the plus side tho they have little hands.

A little carving on my body would hardly be noticed.

lazs
Title: A good reason
Post by: Meatwad on May 20, 2005, 10:14:54 AM
Talked to a guy who lived in texas. Said he has a buddy there and some mexicans stole his central air unit from his house.  Also said down there mexicans are bad theives, as soon as they touch something they think its automatically theirs, no matter who owns it.
Title: A good reason
Post by: beet1e on May 20, 2005, 10:48:29 AM
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Originally posted by Airhead
One advantage Mexican girls have over European girls is they're more durable and less likely to break an arm in a tussle.  
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.
Title: A good reason
Post by: straffo on May 20, 2005, 11:09:05 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.

a mexican girl ?
Title: A good reason
Post by: midnight Target on May 20, 2005, 11:50:35 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


an Arm?
Title: A good reason
Post by: Torque on May 20, 2005, 11:51:48 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


you're a fool then.
Title: A good reason
Post by: slimm50 on May 20, 2005, 12:15:32 PM
IN :(
Title: A good reason
Post by: Tumor on May 20, 2005, 01:40:38 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
yah.. but here's her Mom..

(http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00113.jpg)

...an we all know from watching latino comedians on comedy centrral that mexican ladies all grow up to look just like their mom's.


I bet she's very nice!
Title: A good reason
Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2005, 02:00:54 PM
Yup. she'd be what yah call 'motivated'.
Title: A good reason
Post by: JB73 on May 20, 2005, 02:09:53 PM
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Originally posted by Tumor
I bet she's very nice!
personality only goes so far.

it's about 2 million miles short right now.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Thrawn on May 20, 2005, 03:22:16 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.



3) You're an idiot.  4) So is she.
Title: A good reason
Post by: beet1e on May 20, 2005, 04:34:14 PM
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Originally posted by Thrawn
3) You're an idiot.  4) So is she.
Agreed.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2005, 04:39:42 PM
I notice a sudden distinct indigo tint to the color of the coverstating going on in here.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Airhead on May 20, 2005, 09:09:25 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


Well, I HOPE you have the decency to cut the poor girl's meat into bite sized bits for her! :D

All bull****e aside I genuinely like you both and thought you were (are) a great couple. No doubt you have passion. ;)

Tell her we said Hi.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Airhead on May 20, 2005, 09:11:27 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
personality only goes so far.

it's about 2 million miles short right now.


So says our resident expert on relationships- the ever celibate JB73.

:rolleyes:
Title: A good reason
Post by: NUKE on May 20, 2005, 09:19:22 PM
Didn't Beetle kill Tomato??
Title: A good reason
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 20, 2005, 09:27:57 PM
a lot of latinas, when they speak english, they sound like they have a **** in their mouth. anybody noticed that?
Title: A good reason
Post by: Airhead on May 20, 2005, 10:22:56 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Didn't Beetle kill Tomato??


No. This one was one more victory for gun control. :D
Title: A good reason
Post by: Jackal1 on May 20, 2005, 11:03:50 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


Dr. Phil.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Dago on May 21, 2005, 07:13:54 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


your Parole officer?
Title: A good reason
Post by: Pooh21 on May 21, 2005, 07:50:27 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


O.J. Simpson?
Title: A good reason
Post by: lazs2 on May 21, 2005, 08:42:23 AM
If you hit a woman in england does that mean you never get to own a gun again like here?  seems it would be strong incentive to not hit women if you were a brit and would lose your firearms righ..... uh... oops... nevermind.

lazs
Title: A good reason
Post by: beet1e on May 21, 2005, 01:02:37 PM
clue - same person I had lunch with today.

lazs - don't know how it works, but as I've never owned one, I don't think there'll be any change.
Title: A good reason
Post by: NUKE on May 21, 2005, 01:14:27 PM
Hey Beetle, do you mind if I call you "Bone-crusher"? That might be a nice sig line for you. :p

Actually, I was on your side during the incident. I felt Tomato was lying and fabricating a lot of bs.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Airhead on May 21, 2005, 01:46:41 PM
welp...just when you think a thread couldn't get any worse... it does.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Drunky on May 21, 2005, 03:54:20 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Actually, I was on your side during the incident. I felt Tomato was lying and fabricating a lot of bs.


I think NUKE wants to go dinner with Beet1e.
Title: A good reason
Post by: Jackal1 on May 21, 2005, 09:53:52 PM
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Originally posted by Drunky
I think NUKE wants to go dinner with Beet1e.


 Yea, but who pays for the hotel?