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Title: why is it??
Post by: JB73 on May 20, 2005, 03:50:00 PM

you never see midgets at the movies?

any why are there no midget star wars fanatics that dress up as jawa's?


you never see any in the news reports, or in the lines.

out of the 6 billion people on the planet, why no midgets dressed as jawa's?

Title: why is it??
Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2005, 03:51:15 PM

fantastic ungawas.

..now why'd I come in here?

Title: why is it??
Post by: Pooh21 on May 20, 2005, 04:22:21 PM

I want to see a midget stormtrooper.

Title: why is it??
Post by: Staga on May 20, 2005, 04:25:46 PM

I saw midgets in a movie. I think it was a German or Danish art film.

There was also SnowyWhite :)

Title: why is it??
Post by: Shane on May 20, 2005, 04:35:43 PM

in the un-edited version of Wizard of Oz, Toto ate them all.

Title: why is it??
Post by: Meatwad on May 20, 2005, 08:14:42 PM

how about that new charlie and the chocolate factory, theres a lot of midgets as the oompa loompas.  wonder if they will have a chocolate wresting match between each other

Title: why is it??
Post by: JB73 on May 20, 2005, 09:05:36 PM

im not talking about on screen...

im talking about in the theater, watching the movie.

maybe they can't see over the seats, kinda sucks,

either way it would be too cool to see a jawa at one of the opening lines of SW III

Title: why is it??
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 20, 2005, 10:54:41 PM

Used to see midgets at drive ins....
 don't know if they were watching the movie though.
(http://www.shiresoft.com/cars/midget-exterior-small.jpg)

Title: why is it??
Post by: Meatwad on May 20, 2005, 11:26:36 PM

ah ok. Come to mention it, I havent seen any either. Wonder if they all complain they cant see over the chairs, the theaters would have to have a supply of high chairs or booster seats for them to sit in?

Title: why is it??
Post by: bunch on May 21, 2005, 02:10:51 AM

Midgets are represented in proportion the their small fraction of the population, you are just overlooking them

Title: why is it??
Post by: Hangtime on May 21, 2005, 02:46:13 AM

they're there.. it's just that in the dark theatre you mistake 'em for ugly children that walk funny.

Title: why is it??
Post by: rpm on May 21, 2005, 03:03:08 AM

I actually know 2 midgets, a father and son. The dad was once World Champion Midget Wrestler in the 60's. His son is the same age as me and we went to school together. Neither are Star Wars geeks, just regular guys. They don't like to be called "little people" either... just Bill and Bill, Jr.

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Post by: Boroda on May 21, 2005, 04:13:51 AM

Hmm. A midget that was a Soviet film star:

http://imdb.com/name/nm0299525/

Title: why is it??
Post by: DiabloTX on May 21, 2005, 04:30:32 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Pooh21
I want to see a midget stormtrooper.

Princess Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Title: why is it??
Post by: Pooh21 on May 21, 2005, 05:51:40 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl